View Full Version : Who will be quickest at karting
Not sure who the main contenders are but if somebody would like to throw some names in please do as been on the cider all night....
So who do we think will be the fastest next weekend.
Place your bets now please...
Dar, because he weighs less than the evening turd I just squeezed out.
wilson_sri
29-11-08, 11:07 PM
Baxter, power to weight and all that. Or the fact he will probably bring a hammer and a c20let and fit it to his kart.
no he would bring a grinder and cut bits off lol.
Not me as I reckon I will be doing lovely pirouettes around the circuit, like a cute little ballerina
wilson_sri
29-11-08, 11:12 PM
lol
Team banzi and a quear lol
General Baxter
29-11-08, 11:16 PM
id bring my own kart but that would be a no no lol
wilson_sri
29-11-08, 11:18 PM
Need to build one of those bike engine karts like on you tube baxter lol
General Baxter
29-11-08, 11:18 PM
Need to build one of those bike engine karts like on you tube baxter lol
:roll:
me and a mate built it, a few months back for his 12 year old kid, its got something like 2000bhp/ton lol
just Imagen the joy when going round a bike scrappy to find a hyabusa with a blower on it lol
General Baxter
29-11-08, 11:21 PM
is that all lol.
i gave him my n2o kit last weekend with 100shot jets lol
wilson_sri
29-11-08, 11:22 PM
:roll:
me and a mate built it, a few months back for his 12 year old kid, its got something like 2000bhp/ton lol
just Imagen the joy when going round a bike scrappy to find a hyabusa with a blower on it lol
Video on you tube? Which one, theres a few.
General Baxter
29-11-08, 11:23 PM
no videos just yet, we only run it in a little garden, looking for a large enough place to use it,
were in the middle of building a hydrolic track off-road buggy lol
Chesney Hawkes has built a bike engine'd kart?
Chesney Hawkes has built a bike engine'd kart?
Was it the one and only?
... ill get me coat.
well, unless there is a major incident involving nudity & bacon sandwiches, i won't win...
Was it the one and only?
... ill get me coat.
;)
lol lol
General Baxter
29-11-08, 11:28 PM
i was going to say, a better bet would be who ends up at heartlands hospital first lol
General Baxter
29-11-08, 11:33 PM
Baxter
i wont be the quickest, but ill doubt ill use the brakes lol
i'd put 20p in mike being fast, due to the fact that he is quite scrawny, unless he fits the microwave to it.
He's not driving unfortunately :(
against Lee he is a bit fat lol
He's not driving unfortunately :(
Right, that's it, I'm going to start a breakaway forum to complain about the tight 4rsed mincer
against Lee he is a bit fat lol
You aint seen me since i quit smoking pal. Im fecking 14 stone now, and im starting to see less and less of my penis when ive got a lob on :(
You aint seen me since i quit smoking pal. Im fecking 14 stone now, and im starting to see less and less of my penis when ive got a lob on :(
Bloody hell i could go without a poo for a week and still be less than you by next sunday lol.
how about ballasting the karts to even it up, I suggest weighing each participant, then make the skinny ones compensate by eating however many bacon rolls are needed to even them out...
it might look like the weebles annual outing though
forget the roll's i best have the burger van on tow lol.
how about ballasting the karts to even it up, I suggest weighing each participant, then make the skinny ones compensate by eating however many bacon rolls are needed to even them out...
it might look like the weebles annual outing though
I like it.
Although Dan will be eating a massive amount at the same time, ergo making the weight target constantly unatainable!!
forget the roll's i best have the burger van on tow lol.
well, when you lap me, I'll have a banjo sandwich then
i will take orders from my first lap in lol.
i will take orders from my first lap in lol.
I can't wait for the scream when the baby burco (big kettle type thing)spills on the first corner....
I like it.
Although Dan will be eating a massive amount at the same time, ergo making the weight target constantly unatainable!!
then we force dan to match the sandwiches with mugs of tea, and run a book on how long before the first pissstop
then we force dan to match the sandwiches with mugs of tea, and run a book on how long before the first pissstop
He probably wouldnt stop, the hairpin would just get mysteriously slippery all of a sudden!!
its getting more like a live version of the wacky races.
Well Dan could double as Donkey kong from mario karts any day..
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uPg_h_NmZ5I
I have the hanna barbera cd, with intro music from all the greats, including wacky races & the banana splits. is there a pa. at the venue with a cd player??
General Baxter
30-11-08, 12:02 AM
dont you think peter perfect looks like lee lol
i have the same cd..Great minds think alike.
Well Dan could double as Donkey kong from mario karts any day..
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:QcM-MUXHBXw-SM:http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19011.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19011.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.buycostumes.com/Gorilla-Suit-Pink-Complete-Adult-Costume/19232/ProductDetail.aspx&usg=__RZWHJwVYHkz_u9A4_6sXfw7HzYI=&h=1600&w=1600&sz=226&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=QcM-MUXHBXw-SM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgorilla%2Bsuit%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26 safe%3Doff)
I'm getting an idea. 118118 some hire shops in brum....
i have the same cd..Great minds think alike.
sadly, fools seldom differ either.:(
it is my fave cd once I'm drunk.
ive got it on the pc so can get it on me phone for at karting if you like.
Dan
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/chunny01/models/impact-radio-control-mario-kart-don.jpg
Me
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/chunny01/models/luigimariokart.jpg
Dar
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/chunny01/models/kart-toad.jpg
Baxter.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/chunny01/models/Baxter.jpg
Welsh Dan
30-11-08, 01:00 AM
If its warm-ish and dry then my money would be on Dar, Lee and Ernie. If its really cold and/or wet then my money is on the larger gentlemen such as Baxter and Myself. lol
Pistol Pete
30-11-08, 11:25 AM
Ooooh, fancy dress karting??!! lol
I'm quite handy with a kart, but then i weigh 10ish stone! Seems a few others on here are about the same so bring on the racing!! Oh and lets play nicely;) :D
General Baxter
30-11-08, 11:35 AM
Ooooh, fancy dress karting??!! lol
I'm quite handy with a kart, but then i weigh 10ish stone! Seems a few others on here are about the same so bring on the racing!! Oh and lets play nicely;) :D
im a tad over 19stone, so thats what were going to have to weigh the karts down with lol
Welsh Dan
30-11-08, 11:38 AM
im a tad over 19stone, so thats what were going to have to weigh the karts down with lol
Me too, so I hope its wet :).
im a tad over 19stone, so thats what were going to have to weigh the karts down with lol
make the weedy ones sit two up in the karts.
or you go out in a twin engine & they use the singles...
General Baxter
30-11-08, 11:41 AM
more weight = more violence lol
they got to get past first lol
Pistol Pete
30-11-08, 11:42 AM
lol bring it on!
You'll have to catch us weedy ones first!
General Baxter
30-11-08, 11:45 AM
you have to come round again lol
will you be taking a paintball gun?
Welsh Dan
30-11-08, 11:48 AM
you have to come round again lol
Shall we form a rolling roadblock?
I am going to check my personal accident policy before I go on the track, someone will be riding a stretcher
Pistol Pete
30-11-08, 11:50 AM
lol Just because your rubbish dont spoil it for us good drivers ;) :p lol
Welsh Dan
30-11-08, 11:53 AM
lol Just because your rubbish dont spoil it for us good drivers ;) :p lol
I didnt say we wouldnt get in front first :p.
I love this smacktalk, the thin people go quiet after the fat people beat them :p.
General Baxter
30-11-08, 11:54 AM
just give me pie, then my magic powers come out lol
i hope my karts a TD lol
Welsh Dan
30-11-08, 11:54 AM
What kind of pie works best?
General Baxter
30-11-08, 11:55 AM
crab cheese and poo nuggets
Pistol Pete
30-11-08, 11:55 AM
Hmmm, not so sure. Friday night: 22 drivers, i came third (10ish stone) my mate won (again 10ish stone). That was an indoor track though. And gas powered karts.
But, time will tell. Really looking forward to saturday. And then the karting on sunday should be fun aswell lol
my money is on jim.
he was awsome a few years back when we did the circuit at milton keynes.
after that i think cp or maybe dan
Pistol Pete
30-11-08, 11:56 AM
I am going to check my personal accident policy before I go on the track, someone will be riding a stretcher
Dont crash and you will be fine ;)
General Baxter
30-11-08, 11:56 AM
i might just go down on the sat night and have a pay and play lol
General Baxter
30-11-08, 11:59 AM
The Arrive & Drive Club is currently open every Saturday and Sunday from 10.00am until 1.00pm
£20 - 20 minutes
**** that lol
Welsh Dan
30-11-08, 12:00 PM
Hmmm, not so sure. Friday night: 22 drivers, i came third (10ish stone) my mate won (again 10ish stone). That was an indoor track though. And gas powered karts.
But, time will tell. Really looking forward to saturday.
The weight difference tends to be exagerated indoors as the courses are much tighter, its a different ball game due to that, the fact that there is no weather and usually no camber.
In the dry outdoors I tend to finish near the middle of the group, and I do a lot better in the wet because the lighter guys tend to have more traction issues :).
Against the PNG'ers I expect to do middle at best but I'll give it everything I've got :).
General Baxter
30-11-08, 12:01 PM
just so i don't get big headed, its taking part that counts lol
iv got a bigger predicament,
i don't know which car to go in lol
nova = crap heaters, easy to break into (seeing as its brum) lol
patrol = heated seats, brill heaters, dvd players, hard to get into
just so i don't get big headed, its taking part that counts lol
iv got a bigger predicament,
i don't know which car to go in lol
nova = crap heaters, easy to break into (seeing as its brum) lol
patrol = heated seats, brill heaters, dvd players, hard to get into
I could take you there, I'm going past Atherstone on my way
Dont crash and you will be fine ;)
remember that when a large object & a small object collide, the small object gets squashed.
General Baxter
30-11-08, 12:31 PM
ill be going up the coleshill rd, down past heartlands :)
i think ill be leaving about 6am tho lol
on the sat im thinking about getting her dirty :p
ill be going up the coleshill rd, down past heartlands :)
i think ill be leaving about 6am tho lol
on the sat im thinking about getting her dirty :p
why 6 am, you could walk there in that time........
General Baxter
30-11-08, 12:35 PM
theres a few lanes that way lol
Oh, going for a bit of mucky on the way, best take the troll then
Pistol Pete
30-11-08, 12:47 PM
remember that when a large object & a small object collide, the small object gets squashed.
:( I know this all too well. Tractor+motorbike=serious injury/pain.
I'll be sure to be well ahead of you big chaps then!
ill be going up the coleshill rd, down past heartlands :)
i think ill be leaving about 6am tho lol
on the sat im thinking about getting her dirty :p
6am? Its like 30mile from you max lol
Half an hour drive
6am? Its like 30mile from you max lol
Half an hour drive
nearer 10, he's off for some brown laning first....
I take it the lanes there open longer than the ones here then as Northants is shut down for the winter
General Baxter
30-11-08, 01:13 PM
yeah they stay open, they shut around feb for a few months
sturge, the real lanes between baxters house & birmingham are like something from before the last war, with grass down the middle, and worse, the green ones are even worse
my money is on jim.
he was awsome a few years back when we did the circuit at milton keynes.
after that i think cp or maybe dan
Aye, Jim is extreemely handy in a kart, in fact if it rains im pretty confident he will be holding the throphy at the end of the day.
I know myself an CP are pretty much dead even in the wet, so im looking forward to a good race against him :)
Thanks for the comments Sean/Lee. I won't play the modest card and will admit that I enjoy karting, however my life circumstances have changed some what, so I probably won't be as daring as I once was. Saying that, when the visor comes down and the green flag is waved it's a whole different world. There are a few people who I know are fast, but its the newer members of the club that I'm more concerned about as I think there will be some quick people out there. Looking forward to it none the less :)
Mazz is fooking rapid as well, he's one to watch.
unless you commit sabotage -
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/danga/billing%2008/FAIL.jpg
lol
Mazz before I owned him
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/danga/billing%2008/wpng08cartfinal0003.jpg
I'm so glad I let you past at the start of that first race Lee... Cough Cough..
I'm so glad I let you past at the start of that first race Lee... Cough Cough..
lol it was more a case of i just mashed the throttle out of the blocks instead of doing the mandatory slow lap. I do that at trackdays too, it annoys people beautifully!
lol it was more a case of i just mashed the throttle out of the blocks instead of doing the mandatory slow lap. I do that at trackdays too, it annoys people beautifully!
so why did you come & ask me if I'd let you by?
the way you looked over your shoulder and swerved probably lol
Does anybody know if you can get snow chains for a kart as looks like it's going to be cold on sunday.
General Baxter
01-12-08, 06:57 PM
yep we had snow here today :)
that dont sound good bbbrrrrrrr....
That'll sort the men from the boys lol
craig green
02-12-08, 05:23 PM
Who is Mazz?
MAZZ lol
Typically its skinny folk who do well at karting.
Hands up whos fat?
MAZZ lol
Typically its skinny folk who do well at karting.
Hands up whos fat?
LMFAO
He had bags of traction availiable lol
General Baxter
02-12-08, 05:50 PM
Mazz is fooking rapid as well, he's one to watch.
mazz is not going,
adam brought mazz's ticket,
now adam can not go, is there something wrong with that one lol
Welsh Dan
02-12-08, 05:51 PM
MAZZ lol
Typically its skinny folk who do well at karting.
Hands up whos fat?
o/
General Baxter
02-12-08, 05:53 PM
o/
lies lol
lies lol
http://millennium-thisiswhoweare.net/tiwwa/style_emoticons/TIWWA/what.gif I've got a little chubby....honest:D
Pistol Pete
03-12-08, 01:03 AM
not me lol...
+1 lol
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