Naked men pictures

[Alex]

What you looking here for, porn isn't allowed on NL.
And why do you want to see naked men?
:)

[Nova1.6]

i would expect this from wisewood, but not you alex, you disapoint me.

[Alex]

sorry. Wisewood has already PM about this. I have nothing better to do with my time at the moment :?

[Nova1.6]

ill let u off then. be careful off wisewood, i hear it's his mating season soon.

[Alex]

:D

[MattyWoo]

has wisewood posted anything today?? very unusual if he hasnt

[Nova1.6]

very good point matty woohoo.

[wisewood]

i think htis is my first post for today...
i tried to stop myself reading this post because i knew what it would be, but couldn't resist seeing what you were all talking about - and it seems you are talking about me. :D

Sheep Dip - this ebing my mating season, woudl that be why you don't want your girl friend in the car with us when we go to MK ? :wink:

and as for you Alex with your crazy post about gay porn - you must be really bored today :D

[Cara]

that gives me an idea the male members off NL should do a calendar with naked poses :lol:

[Alex]

i dont think that they would sell as well as the female members of NL....

[wisewood]

but there aren't enough female members to do a calendar - lol.
well there are but htey not always on here.

as for the male calendar - i would do it - good laugh.
but who could drive around the country doing the photo's ??? :lol:

[Cara]

me when ive passed me test :lol:

[wisewood]

ooh dunno about posing for you...
might feel all exposed and vulnerable.

[Cara]

awwww was lookin forward 2 seein u naked :wisewood: but dont fancy seein mmickys bolox agen

[wisewood]

well one bollock is pretty much the same as the next cara - probably nothing different about mine :D

as for you looking forward to seeing me naked - of course you are - I am gorgeous :wisewood:

lmfao.

[Cara]

be round when ive passed me test in me civic to come n take some piccies :P

[wisewood]

you are confused - it is me who has your address Cara, not the other way around :D

maybe i should come and take some piccies of my own - i am sure some of the lads would be interested :lol:

[Mr_Moo]

that gives me an idea the male members off NL should do a calendar with naked poses :lol:

Ill do Feb...

"The luuuuuuurve machine :wink: "

[Chris LR]

what would you do with such a calender?

[Matt Finary]

I'd be up for doing the calander, as long as the flying machine could be in it with me 8)

I think Cara should do a NL calander of her with other member's cars(I sure most members would buy one)

Cara what's the first mod you are going to do to your Civic?(put in a 2.2 prelude lump :lol: )


Matt :D

[Phil_G]

nah - should be visit

http://www.jacksonracing.com/pages/supercharger.html

give em a few thousand dollars then get it alll fitted and hang on!!!


Phil

[wisewood]

... after all cara i showed u my hedgehog and u didnt get your rat out

fairs fair, get your beaver ooot for the lads

lmfao - you're like a randy puppy micky - you're verbally humping at her legs all the time. :lol:

[wisewood]

well when you put it that way - she does seem a bit unreasonable. :lol:

Cara - show Micky your muff and get it over with. :D

[Char]

:)


hi im new and just having a read of everything, and thought id say hi

[wisewood]

welcome to novaload Char.

[Char]

thanx





:)

[Cara]

im up4 matts idea :P

[wisewood]

tell ya what - i'll come and take some pictures - and then i will photoshop the cars into the picture later :D :wink:

[Matt Finary]

I'm glad you are up for my idea's :P

I don't mind posing with Cara and the flying machine :D

Sign up you cars to be with Cara

Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr- Cara with the flying machine :wink:
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec

Matt :)

[wisewood]

Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr- Cara with the flying machine
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec- Cara with my battered 1.2 merit :lol: Merry xmas haha

as if...

[Nova1.6]

Jan- Cara with neil's 'rocket'
Feb- Cara with neil's '4 inch exit hole'
Mar- Cara with neil's 'nob'
Apr- Cara with the flying machine
May Cara with neil's brum brum
Jun- Cara with neil's fast one
Jul- Cara with neil's '15 incher '
Aug- Cara in neil's boot
Sep- Cara on neil's bonnet
Oct- Cara on neil's roof
Nov- Cara with neil's car
Dec- Cara with my battered 1.2 merit Merry xmas haha

[Cara]

cant w8 :lol:

[Dicko]

sounds good, you can come test my bonnet 1st, il keep the engine going keep ya naked bum warm unless u can think of a weter way, o i mean better way :)

[Cara]

u sed u was comin 2 bolton :|

[Nova1.6]

well he prob said he was a male too but u shouldn't beleave everything ppl say! Why not have u pert little bum cheeks on my lap....i mean bonnet :twisted:

[Dicko]

sorry did u want to do a shoot when i cum 4 u ;)

[Nova1.6]

ill go buka buka and blow u away!

[Cara]

lol :lol:

[Nova1.6]

i did put the word AWAY in it so dont get excited!

[locky]

Now now sheep dip, dont b greedy, i gota sort out some hancuffs for the bonnet pins, and try and put them to some use! actually, MK! il bring my furry set along!

[Nova1.6]

the scarey thing is that i bet u actaully have a pair!

[Cara]

nothing wrong with having handcuffs :twisted:

[wisewood]

NOTHING AT ALL... i got some.

[Cara]

mine r proper ones not those cheap plastic fings

[wisewood]

plastic ones are crap - first bit of excitement and you can snap em right off... metal ones much better - mine are metal :D

[Cara]

i went gettin a new bed the other week and all the time i was lookin at double beds i was thinking 'would me handcuffs be good on there' so now i have a bed with a metal frame. wikid 4 handcuffs :twisted:

[wisewood]

i prefer handcuffs on wooden frame - then it scratches and marks the wood - shows you have had a good time when the next day your bed is all damaged :D

[Cara]

shows u have had a good time when the fella is still handcuffed 2 the bed in the mornin ready 4 some more :lol:

[wisewood]

that would be me :D

[Cara]

:lol:

[Nova1.6]

andy wishes!

[wisewood]

don't need to wish :lol:

[Nova1.6]

yeah u do, oh u know u told me were going to go round cara's uve got her address, r u still going to poke her in the ear like u said u would?

[wisewood]

no mate you misheard me - I said i was going to go to your house and poke your family in the ears with a screwdriver.

[Nova1.6]

look andy, just grow up, your not impressing anyone with your stupidity and trying to be cleaver, no one likes you, we're all pretending so u dont wet your nappy again! GIve me lots of money and grow up, or ill come round and open a can of whoop ass on u!

[Alex]

Andy & Neil is it warmer now your back up north. Nice weather down here. Not cold at all :D

[Anton]

spelt clever wrong :P

[Alex]

not the best move :)

[Nova1.6]

he wanted a fight so he'll get one! the northern monkey!

[wisewood]

does anyone here who saw me and sheep dip yesterday actually think he could open a can of whoop ass on anyone - let alone me.

lmfao.
maybe he intended to say cleaver?

I think he is just bitter because his girlfriend found me much more attractive that him... :lol:

[Alex]

trying to be cleaver

You were trying to be a meat cutting instrument. Thats got to be hard to pull off, wisewood.

[wisewood]

just like anything else it takes practice - once you have tried a few times pulling off wiseowod is qwuite simple really :lol:

[wisewood]

just like anything else it takes practice - once you have tried a few times pulling off wiseowod is quite simple really :lol:

[Alex]

how did i know that was coming? :)

[wisewood]

been pulling myself off best part of 5 hours... can't stop myself coming all day you know :D

[Anton]

oh dear god :o

[wisewood]

oh dear god :o

lmfao. sorry...

[Nova1.6]

u asked for that one!