Shaun_O'Donnell
28-11-08, 09:19 AM
An Italian, an Irishman a Chinese man are hired to work on a
construction site. On the first day the foreman points to a huge
pile of sand, says to the Italian," You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Irishman he says," You're in charge of shoveling."
To the Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of supplies."
He tells them that he has to go somewhere and when he returns 2 hours
later he finds the huge pile of sand untouched.
"Why didn't you sweep any of it?" he asks the Italian.
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta
broom, an you tella me dat da Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da
supplies but he disappear I no finda him."
The foreman then turns to the Irishman asks why he didn't shovel.
"Aye, well I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in
charge of supplies but I couldna find him."
The foreman is furious storms off looking for the Chinese fellow. He
can't find him anywhere is getting angrier by the minute. Suddenly the
Chinese man jumps out from behind the pile of sand yells,
"SUPPLIES !"
Cue the tumbleweeds........
construction site. On the first day the foreman points to a huge
pile of sand, says to the Italian," You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Irishman he says," You're in charge of shoveling."
To the Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of supplies."
He tells them that he has to go somewhere and when he returns 2 hours
later he finds the huge pile of sand untouched.
"Why didn't you sweep any of it?" he asks the Italian.
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta
broom, an you tella me dat da Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da
supplies but he disappear I no finda him."
The foreman then turns to the Irishman asks why he didn't shovel.
"Aye, well I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in
charge of supplies but I couldna find him."
The foreman is furious storms off looking for the Chinese fellow. He
can't find him anywhere is getting angrier by the minute. Suddenly the
Chinese man jumps out from behind the pile of sand yells,
"SUPPLIES !"
Cue the tumbleweeds........