Joke

[astraluke]

Man is due to get married to beautiful girl but her sister is so hot and always makes eyes at him. One day the sister invited him to the house to talk about the wedding. When there she admits to fancying him rotten and begs him to make love to her, she says she is going upstairs and asks him to join her. He hesitates and then dashes outside the house where he is shocked to find his father in law and the rest of the family clapping and happy. Father in law says we are so pleased you passed the test and now we know you will be a good and faithful husband.

The moral of this story is.

Always keep your condoms in your car!

[Smurf-Xx]

lol!

[Emmy]

What a decent guy not to cheat! :thumb:

[Jack]

What a decent guy not to cheat! :thumb:
"lol".

[astraluke]

bless her. does emmy know they took gulable out of the dictionary as well??? lol

[BIGS]

lol not bad at all

[Emmy]

lol I know what use both mean astraluke and BIGS but not all guys are bad you know :p

[astraluke]

No, quite seriously. i would be good. would have to sort of think about it. but i wouldn't......

[IWannaNova]

Brilliant Joke... +rep

[BIGS]

no were not all bad but its fact we all think with our co#ks lol

[Emmy]

That's good then astraluke thats what I like to hear :thumb:

[Hobbit]

Is she for real?

[astraluke]

I don't know but might need to ask for for her pic..... :D

[Emmy]

haha lol now BIGS you do have a point there lol

[Emmy]

Boys what you like!! :p I got that it was a joke I was just saying in general that some guys are not like that :p

[astraluke]

we're boys.... don't think theres anything else to it lol

EDIT: Pics please lol

[Emmy]

lol lol

[BIGS]

its two types of bloke's imo

1. if its offerd to him he will take it ( its rude to say no ) :D

2. If its offerd to him he will think about it but wont because he dont want to get caught and found out

Yes its that simple lol

[astraluke]

So true!!! haha

[Emmy]

Yeah I know lol I have found some guys who are like that but not towards me, there was a pic of me on the mugshot thread but its not there now might update it sometime. lol

[BIGS]

ah but do you really know that lol

[astraluke]

Fair point

[Emmy]

Dont give a girl doubts now :p

[BIGS]

lol well im sure your a looker so no need to be worried :thumb:

That better :p

[Emmy]

Thanks BIGS ;)

[Austin.J]

Thats out of a film!

[walshc]

yeah thats what i thought, poss a tarrentino film

[burgo]

that is so old

[Emmy]

lol