joke

[mowgli]

an Irish lad is having sex with an Israeli girl...
he says to her ' Being jewish, I hoped you'd be tighter '
she replies ' being Irish, i expected you to be thicker'



I would now like to apologize half heartedly to both nations, as I am using a hackneyed stereotype & not because both nations have in their past been known to use guns & bombs

[Sloth]

mint! lol

[paddy138]

:witch:

[mowgli]

Its started......

[Sloth]

lol @ :witch: from an irish guy!

[Sloth]

and before you start my mum is french, my dad irish!

[mowgli]

and before you start my mum is french, my dad irish!

Mmmmmm decisions decisions.......................................

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[paddy138]

What's the best thing that ever happened between England and Ireland?
the Irish Sea! LOL lol

[Sloth]

mowgli thats bad mate real bad. funny tghing is i was born in london!

[Lee]

Ok, just to steer the thread away from stereotypes....

How does a welshman find a sheep in long grass?








































Fcucking irresistable!!

[mowgli]

mowgli thats bad mate real bad. funny tghing is i was born in london!

so what football team do you support??????????????/

[paddy138]

how do welsh people practice safe sex










put a red X on the sheep that kick

[Sloth]

hull city. lived in hull since i was 2. come on the tigers!

[mowgli]

hull city. lived in hull since i was 2. come on the tigers!



Ahh the team that is unique in british football.......................................... ..it is the only team printed on the pools form that you can't colour in, even a little bit...

[mowgli]

its funny that the jewish people have not expressed their ire yet........but there is a volvo 760 estate parked outside with 4 blokes with long sideburns & big hats..........

[Sloth]

eh? you lost me, btw you in chat?

[mowgli]

eh? you lost me, btw you in chat?

it won't work on my pc....which is less than a year old & on vista home

[Sloth]

im on vista home premium. you got a java driver?

[mowgli]

im on vista home premium. you got a java driver?

forked if I know, i dig hole for a living, I got bored with programming computers in 1985

just tried chat & the vista throws out the activex installer cos it has an unverified publisher

[Sloth]

verify it then,that will vork

[mowgli]

verify it then,that will vork

it throws it out then tells me afterwards :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Sloth]

hmm you have a programming fault there bud. you on firefox by any chance?

[mowgli]

hmm you have a programming fault there bud. you on firefox by any chance? nope, IE

[Sloth]

yep base programming fault. remove and reinstall it matey