New harry potter book?

[FUSION X16XE]

Its that time of year again were we have to start buying Christmas gifts, ive been asked to get the new harry potter book but im not sure what one it is?

Theres a J K Rowling book coming out on the 4th december but the person in the book shop didnt think it was a harry potter book? Im confused lol

[L14MNP]

It will have some ghey hat name mate, you can't miss a Harry Potter book. I have never seen the films or read the books. Out of touch FTW lol

[Lauren]

Google is a wonderful thing.

The latest Harry Potter was called the Deathly Hallows, but she is also releasing a book of fairytales in December, called 'The Tales of Beedle the Bard'.

[Nova_Tek]

have never seen the films or read the books. Out of touch FTW lol

Seconded.

Never seen any of the films and not even picked up a single book.

Can't stand Harry Pothead

[Sloth]

and the phiosophers stoned!

[FUSION X16XE]

Thanks lauren +rep for you :)

[FUSION X16XE]

It will have some ghey hat name mate, you can't miss a Harry Potter book. I have never seen the films or read the books. Out of touch FTW lol


Ha its the name i needed, book shop staff ftl!

Went in and asked them he didnt have a clue so passed me on to a woman and she wasnt sure, she looked in the inside of one of the books and it had a list of the books in order and she goes 'well thats the last one in the list so it must be the latest book' i LOL'd and explained that the next books name is not going to be on there, kind of reminded me of the lee evans scetch we hes looking for the keys but there always in the last place you look lol

[Lauren]

Thanks lauren +rep for you :)

Liar.
lol

[Hobbit]

"When Harry Potter met Sally"?

[Hobbit]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alcatraz?

[Lauren]

^ that's an old one.

[Hobbit]

Sorry, i'll get my coat then

[Hobbit]

Harry Potter and the unexplainable wad of tissues

[Lauren]

lol

[Stuart]

not into this gheyness, but the other half is and I swear she got the deathly hallows earlier on in the year...... so its not "that" new?

[Lauren]

No, but it's the newest.

What about; 'Harry Potter and the curse of puberty'?

[Hobbit]

Harry Potter and the First Gay Experience

[FUSION X16XE]

lol there you go lauren

[Hobbit]

Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue of "Hustler"

[Lauren]

'Harry Potter and the Anger Management Program'

[Lauren]

'Harry Potter and the caldron of Budweiser'.

[Hobbit]

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp

[Lauren]

Harry Potter and the curse of chlamydia

[turbojolt]

harry potter and the trip to wales


dam im no good at this lol

[Lauren]

'Magic for Dummies by Harry Potter'?

[turbojolt]

harry potter and the trip to the STD clinic to pick up his mum

[Sloth]

harry potter and his bag o'smack

[Sloth]

harry potter and hermionies lingerie

[turbojolt]

harry potter and the irritable scrotum bag

[Jim]

Ha its the name i needed, book shop staff ftl!

Went in and asked them he didnt have a clue so passed me on to a woman and she wasnt sure, she looked in the inside of one of the books and it had a list of the books in order and she goes 'well thats the last one in the list so it must be the latest book' i LOL'd and explained that the next books name is not going to be on there, kind of reminded me of the lee evans scetch we hes looking for the keys but there always in the last place you look lol
Technically the shop attendant was right as the "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" is the last Harry Potter Book. It's been out for ages too. She was probably looking at you thinking "what's this person on, there isn't another Harry Potter book" There are no doubt spin off's as Lauren has mentioned, but there are no other "Harry Potter and..." books.

[Lauren]

^ not even 'Harry Potter and the man-eating cannabis plant'?

[Jim]

Did you watch Scary Movie 2 the other night?

[Lauren]

lol
No I didn't, but that has just reminded me of that scene!

[Hobbit]

Harry Potter and the Forbidden Threesome

[mowgli]

'The Tales of Beedle the Bard'.

not only is the poor sod dead, now he isn't allowed into the pub....

[Sloth]

just looked beadle up in the dictionary. means small hand, apparently.