internet dating?

[Sloth]

has anyone tried this? im a bit skeptical, but i think its a decent idea. and yes i dont get out much!lol

[chimp007_uk]

hahaha...

A mate of mine use's plenty of fish... He's a welsh lad and he's constantly going out on dates, brings the odd one home lol :p

Probably brings home the odd std as well lol

I've always fancied speed dating for a girafe

[Stoo]

met my ex-fiancee on the net

met my latest squueze too on the net!

[chimp007_uk]

met my ex-fiancee on the net

thailand?

[Stoo]

We went to thailand on holiday yes

[chimp007_uk]

lol smooth

[Sloth]

so what sites? im a bit new at this type of shizzle!

[Stoo]

get on
www.plentyoffish.com

gold

[Sloth]

ta mate!

[edens-xe]

hmmm may have a look my self. i aways thought it was just a scam to get money out of you.

[Stoo]

POF is totally free

[Stuart]

met the wench on the tinterweb over 4 years ago :S

[Andy]

Ive had an empty from internet dating lol
Met this lass in a pub after texting etc for 2-3 weeks,got trashed,went back to her place and knocked it in lol Job done:thumb:

[Benn]

Perfectly normal.

[General Baxter]

i dont need to i get e-mails lol


Hey there I found your profile online and would love to get to know you better<br>I think we would get along great feel I also have my own website why not stop by and chat with me or come view me on my cam!!


**** teenjane20@live.com is mymsn pls add me to chat, i think youre cute******* xvsiyw,fkoiree

iv even got a few e-mails that will help my manhood out on the night lol

[Andy]

I sometimes get them,where the fukk are they from?? I report 'em straight away.

[Sloth]

just joined up, see how it goes! full of honeys btw!

[General Baxter]

just joined up, see how it goes! full of honeys btw!

busy busy bumble bees ?

[Jack]

I've had a few gfs from t'interweb. At least you can pick and choose who you date that way instead of just getting mrs random from the pub who turns out to be a psycho bunny boiler lol

[Sloth]

baxter thats a cool game! 46 in my area! winner!

[CoupeUK]

I used POF for sex a few times, but beware that they always look ever-so-slightly worse in real life!

One night i'll remember from not so long ago.....

9.45pm.....start chatting to some hoe online
10.25pm.....start texting same girl
11.45pm.....im in it, in her sisters car in Toddington services.

Game on.

[FUSION X16XE]

Wow this sounds like a really good idea when drunk!

Still noooooo way! :thumb:

[~~joycey~~]

Thats weird cos i have signed up on plenty of fish and messaged loads of people but never hear anything back? was starting to think its a bit **** actually?

[Dod]

You're doing it wrong.

www.faceparty.com (http://www.faceparty.com) FTW!!! But beware, although you will get frucked frequently they will be mental. FACT.

Or if you wanna mix it up a bit (lol) try www.adultfriendfinder.com (http://www.adultfriendfinder.com)

Internet Dating, great for a shag.

[Pistol Pete]

lol i went on faceparty. Avoid it now though!! Some of them are nutters!!

Like the sound of this plenty of fish.

[Lauren]

lol

You lot have no morals.

[Dod]

lol i went on faceparty. Avoid it now though!! Some of them are nutters!!


No they all are.

[Pistol Pete]

lol

You lot have no morals.

I do. Its standards i dont have lol


No they all are.

True, true...lol

[craig green]

lol i went on faceparty. Avoid it now though!! Some of them are nutters!!



It's just a database of pic whoring pre-pubescent girls lying about their age whilst posing with their chests pushed up infront of a mirror, so their mobile phones can get the picture.... :roll:

[Pistol Pete]

It's just a database of pic whoring pre-pubescent girls lying about their age whilst posing with their chests pushed up infront of a mirror, so their mobile phones can get the picture.... :roll:

Ah, you've been on bebo and zoosk aswell then lol

[Sloth]

zoosk rules! i have no morals, but i'm happy! lol i've had 7 hits in 2 days, all wanting to meet up. and im ugly as shizzle!

[Spudly]

Wtf how did you manage that then, you didnt use the flintstones pic did you lol

[Pistol Pete]

We havent seen pics of the girls. Yet ;) lol

[Spudly]

Aye thats true tbh, but im in a similar dry spell to rob (sloth) so pretty much anything would do right now lol

[Sloth]

did use the flintstones pic. one rather nice 32yearold gave the usual, "can you make my bedrock?" "damn right" was the answer!

[L14MNP]

Ace. Never been on zoosk or POF, might have a butchers. See if I can find me a boomin' granny lol

[Pistol Pete]

lol you wont find a granny on zoosk. Grand daughter yes!

[jord4n]

fook it boys, rob and john will go out on the razz round new town as im single too :(

[L14MNP]

I could use the girl as a stepping stone to a mature lady I guess. Point taken lol

[turbojolt]

Ace. Never been on zoosk or POF, might have a butchers. See if I can find me a boomin' granny lol


the older the berry the sweeter the cheery and all that mate :thumb:

[L14MNP]

lol. Boning on a stairlift...

[Sloth]

jord4n, any time bud, need a good piss up, granny's rule! milf ftw! more tricks than debbie mcgee, and she'd get it tooo!

[Sloth]

lol. Boning on a stairlift... kinky! lol

[L14MNP]

Goldie always gave me the Hawn :thumb:

Fully agreed on Debbie McGee, don't forget Jo Guest lol she's knocking on but you know you still would! (wonders if she's recovered yet)

[jord4n]

jord4n, any time bud, need a good piss up, granny's rule! milf ftw! more tricks than debbie mcgee, and she'd get it tooo!

beach tree thursday nights, you on for it!

[Sloth]

never been there, i guess so , is it full of milf? the blond one from abba would get well stoved in too!

[jord4n]

its divorcesy night, iv been once b4 on a Thursdays but i was only 17 and it was packet with milf

[Spudly]

Sounds cool wheres that then, in bev?

[Sloth]

oh beech tree in bev! yeah i know that. full of rich milf. nellys is my local, god im thick!

[Talon]

so any good? lol

[General Baxter]

see i got yet another one lol


Hey there I was surfing online and found your profile online and I would really like to get to know you better
I have just signed up a msn messnger account please feel free to add me!! jane21forbes@live.com

[skidmarkz]

met the wench on the tinterweb over 4 years ago :S

met my wench 4 years ago on the web!!

[Sloth]

baxter how did you get emails for that? i want some!

[General Baxter]

just leave your e-mail addy in some phone boxes ;)

[Sloth]

done, lol