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14-11-08, 04:42 PM
following on from Shaun's joke about charles and camilla...
A soldier ant was strutting along when it came across an lady elephant crying in the middle of the jungle
Ant - "what you crying for"
lady elephant - "I've got this great big thorn in my foot and its really sore!"
Ant - "tell you what - if I can get it out for you will you let me shag you?"
The lady elephant looked at the ant and after some thought said "fair enough"
The Ant strutted over to the elephants foot and heaved on the thorn until it came out, much to the elephants relief.
"Right elephant" said the ant, "that's my side of the bargain done now you have to let me shag you"
The lady elephant looked at the ant and thought there's no way this is going to even register this so said "ok ant off you go"
The ant scuttled round the back of the elphant ran up her back leg and started busying himeslf under her tail.
Meanwhile a couple of monkeys had been watching this with much humour inthe trees above and at the sight of the ant thrusting away got so drunk with laughter that they fell out of their tree hitting the elephant hard on the head.
"OW GOD DAMN!" said the lady elephant to which the ant replied -
"thats right BIATCH - TAKE IT ALL!!!"
lollollol
A soldier ant was strutting along when it came across an lady elephant crying in the middle of the jungle
Ant - "what you crying for"
lady elephant - "I've got this great big thorn in my foot and its really sore!"
Ant - "tell you what - if I can get it out for you will you let me shag you?"
The lady elephant looked at the ant and after some thought said "fair enough"
The Ant strutted over to the elephants foot and heaved on the thorn until it came out, much to the elephants relief.
"Right elephant" said the ant, "that's my side of the bargain done now you have to let me shag you"
The lady elephant looked at the ant and thought there's no way this is going to even register this so said "ok ant off you go"
The ant scuttled round the back of the elphant ran up her back leg and started busying himeslf under her tail.
Meanwhile a couple of monkeys had been watching this with much humour inthe trees above and at the sight of the ant thrusting away got so drunk with laughter that they fell out of their tree hitting the elephant hard on the head.
"OW GOD DAMN!" said the lady elephant to which the ant replied -
"thats right BIATCH - TAKE IT ALL!!!"
lollollol