Shaun_O'Donnell
14-11-08, 01:56 PM
Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got
increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after the
festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to their
room. Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes
darling. One's feet are killing one.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour
....
But it would not budge. 'Harder,' yelled Camilla. 'Harder!'
Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody
tight!'
'Come on give it all you've got!' she cried.
Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed 'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'
In their bedroom next door, The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said
'See, I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove
the other shoe when he cried out: 'Oh god, darling, this one's even
tighter!'
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: 'That's my
boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!'
increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after the
festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to their
room. Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes
darling. One's feet are killing one.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour
....
But it would not budge. 'Harder,' yelled Camilla. 'Harder!'
Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody
tight!'
'Come on give it all you've got!' she cried.
Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed 'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'
In their bedroom next door, The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said
'See, I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove
the other shoe when he cried out: 'Oh god, darling, this one's even
tighter!'
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: 'That's my
boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!'