women.............

[Nova-Flair]

does n e one else find that when they really like someone nearly everytime they like someone else or just dont feel the same bout u????? or is this just a problem confined to me :?

[Anton]

yeah same problem mate, every1 i like is always with sum1 else dammit. A few months ago one of my m8s was seeing this girl, then this girl decided she liked me, sticky situation :? i started seeing this girl (After they finished), now the mate in question aint talking 2 me. Oh well, his loss is my gain.

[Chris LR]

I once let a girl have a go in my car becasue I thought she liked me.

Poor car!

[jim sri]

id never laet a girl drive my car,unless it either a v long straight road with no obstacles/very big car park with no obstacles!
i once saw a m8 'lend' his xr2 to a girl he liked(no licence or drivin experience!?!?!),only to see her rev it real bad,then release the clutch suddenly with NO control making it smash into a kerb!
the wheel was sticking out at like 40 degrees to the normal&the xr poo was fcuked.
best thing for a ford really.

[Chris LR]

I've learned from my mistakes, car has never been right since. I also learned that the handbrake is shit at stopping a woman!

[Phil_G]

Ello,


Think things are the wrong way round in my house as ive *just* managed to twist my missus' arm enough to get her to let me drive her Calibra!! :twisted: :twisted:


first time out and im shouted at for revving it to hard in 2nd :lol:

However, im nore than happy for her to use either of my cars anytime she needs to.

Phil

[carltoncrazy]

if its ment 2 b,it will b,
u can worry bout it or 4get it,trust m8 ya better off 4get it earlyer rathering than getting deep into thoughts about her then ya jus go crazy,
thick yaself lucky i gota do shrinks 2moz coz of womans

[?Marty?]

Women are like parking spaces. All the good one's are taken, the rest are all handicapped.

There was a girl i wanted, but she was with someone else. So i 'stole' her away. My bad. All's fair in love and war, but the loser decided to kick my car door in!

It was dona ages ago and he probably thinks that a don't know who it was, or i ain't gonna do nothing. But revenger is sweetest next to gettin' pussy.

And since he wanted that door, i'm gonna give it him. Through the front room window.

Of course, i will be sitting in a crowded place miles away, when this happens. 'It wasn't me' :wink: .

Ride or die, muthafucker. :evil:

[MattyWoo]

Anyway.... Back to the original question lol

I'm in this situation at the moment, i really like this bird, but she lives just across the road, like 2 doors away. When i told her that i liked her she firstly chuckled, then said "sorry love, i don't feel the same". That was that, we've been getting on really well still after that, but i can't help liking her in the back of my mind!!

[Nova1.6]

get her in her house when she's on her own, pour petrol everywhere, and tell her how u feel, and if she says she doesn't feel the same way, light a match and drop it on the floor.
See i'm always full of good ideas!

[Fester]

Marty, you are a nutter and the sooner you realise this the safer we will all be

[mikeoxford]

yeah nice one neil.......... u didnt rob the idea of eastenders or anything did you???

lmao at your footer and avatar - you look a bit like mr bean in your avatar :oops: lol no offence meant :o

[wisewood]

See i'm always full of good ideas!

you really do live off ina little world of your own dont you Neil. haha :lol:

[Fester]

lol BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Fester]

wisewood do some fucking work you slacker!

[Nova1.6]

lol, thanks mike! And wisewood, just coz ur jealous i look like Mr bean and u dont!
Eastenders, lol, how did u know.
im a soap-a-holic.

[wisewood]

wisewood do some fcuk work you slacker!

The powers that be at work noticed how long my hours have been (finally) and have got someone who kinda knows a bit about my job to cover it from 6am - 9am when I arrive... so I am a couple of hours ahead of myself... SO - more time to play.

LMFAO!!!

[novatec]

Burning idea Trevor!
I think you ought to play it cool abit and if you get on with her anyway then you've got time to impress, show her what a nice person you are(don't be too nicey, if you know what I mean :wink: ) and then eventually she might realise and decide she does want to be more than friends.
If she's into cars then thats a bonus if your modding yours, if not find summat else she likes?

[mikeoxford]

what you reckon guys...........

(NO OFFENCE NEIL :o )

http://www.novaload.net/forums/images/avatars/d925e38d3dd2239170a6f.jpg

http://www.geocities.co.jp/AnimeComic-Ink/3718/image/brit1.jpg

[Nova1.6]

mike, shat it u mappit!

[wisewood]

And wisewood, just coz ur jealous i look like Mr bean and u dont!

I have to admit - i would prefer to look like the list of people i have been likened to so far than Mr Bean... :D Even Will Young is higher up my list than he is.

[Nova1.6]

hahah, wisewood....wen i win the lotter ill get u a face lift so u can look like mr Magica!

[wisewood]

actually mate I think you will find laser facial subsurfacing would work better than a face lift - this technique is used to alter the structure of the muscle, fat and any other tissue that is beneath the skin...

face lifts pretty much just tighten and lift the skin.

FULL OF KNOWLEDGE on this subject - I am making a web site about it at the moment for someone. :D

[Nova1.6]

is it that pube lady's place? read the MK meting post, got an offer for you.

[?Marty?]

Neil - great idea mate.

Living accros from you? All you need is some binoculars from Argos mate!

Jokin! Seriously though, most people want what they can't have. 'Pretend' that you're happy just being friends, make her believe (if you aren't) that you're a great guy and etc. Become 'best mates' - you'll find out what she wants/what turns her on and etc, and be the one she comes to to bitch about other guys, and that way you can subtly make her see that you're not like the rest. Jokingly add that it was funny how you asked her out, and imply that you wouldn't go for her/she's not your type.

BASICALLY act like you don't want her. She'll think 'what the fuck?! Why doesn't he want me? I'm gorgeous!' and then she'll start chasing you.' Sorted mate. Sorted.

Failing that, i can supply you with any porn vid your mind can conjure up. :wink:

[MattyWoo]

Well i just looked across and saw her dancing about bein silly (i wasnt spying honest). I just have to close my curtains and forget aobut her me thinks!!
Marty - I've tried to get friendly with her etc. but every time i invite her over, or invite her out, she turns me down flat, or makes out that im jokin and i dont really want her to come over n stuff.

[Nova-Flair]

micky your website is spot on m8 just been havin a look b4!

marty u have to get sum pics of your door goin thru that lads window.......u could do a drive by or summat in true gangsta stylee (except with the door and not an uzi)

cheers for your advice. glad to hear im not alone on this one.

[mikeoxford]

lol could be worse........... i have had people say i look like lee evans the comedian. :roll: i always think its cos of the ears and get offended! cos i dont think i even look remotely similar

whereas neil on the other hand........... :lol: :lol: :lol:

:wink:

[?Marty?]

If you get turned down don't take it personally. There's nothing wrong with you, it's just that the woman might want 'something else'. You might even be/have that 'something else', but she doesn't know it. And may never know it, but it's her loss.
Just as you won't find every single female attractive, you will not be attractive to every single female yourself.

Oh and i think that if someone says no, it just makes you want them more.

I'm not THAT goodlooking, but i don't have a problem getting women. But then again it might be my piles of cash, huuuuge penis and an average sized pornography collection.

Oh and Mr Bean has (or had, before he crashed it) a MacLaren F1. He might be an ugly fucker, but most women prefer men with a sense of humour. (though it's mostly the ugly ones). Still, he'll have plenty of cash to pay for sex.

Drive-by door flinging! :lol:

[wisewood]

is it that pube lady's place? read the MK meting post, got an offer for you.

lol - no mate, similar sort of thing but this one is a directory of information about cosmetic surgery and treatments of the face, son to be expanded into the whole body and cosmetic dentistry too probably. Which is nice, more money for me... :D



and marty - you are actually talking some sense... I like it.

[?Marty?]

It wasn't me!

MUM i told you to stop posting under my name!

[wisewood]

lmfao.

[bob]

I have noticed this thing, the fact that if u like someone they dont like u, its wierd aint it? I got a minger at work after me,and I dont wanna tell her I dont touch moon pigs!!! nah I know wot u mean mate,and its an a.r.s.e when they decide that they like someone else or dont like u-story of my like that is mate!!!

[wisewood]

I have noticed this thing, the fact that if u like someone they dont like u, its wierd aint it

I never had that problem... :D

[?Marty?]

There is no such thing, and it's not fact. Some people will like you, some people will not.

Will she, won't she? It's 50:50 which way it goes. Pick the right one and bob's your uncle! :wink: ( :lol: )

You make it sound that people don't like you, simply for the fact that you like them. Nonsense mate! You're just pickin' the 'wrong' one's.

And the minger at work? Whilst being a minger to you, will probably make some bloke very happy. I suggest you become friendly with her, as even the mingers have good looking friends. And she might even tell them all what a nice guy you are! If you know what i mean.

[Nova-Flair]

u have this sh!t all sorted dont u marty? :)

[?Marty?]

I have more female friends than male. I lived with 8 females at Uni for three years (being the only bloke in the house).

I don't consider myslef goodlooking, or anything special, but i find that i can 'pull for fun'. And i'm not just talking about my penis.

And i've read More magazine. Sometimes Cosmopolitan, but i prefer the free naked male buttocks supplements that you can get with More mag.

[Nova-Flair]

i prefer the free naked male buttocks supplements that you can get with More mag. :lol: im gonna take out a subscription

[?Marty?]

When men read/look at such supplements with females in, they're branded as sexist pigs and degrading women. Nice eh?

[Nova-Flair]

yeah i know its only cos it takes the attention off them tho :wink: