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IWannaNova
13-11-08, 03:07 PM
Erm... I heard Jimmy Carr on the the Chris Moyles radio show this morning and he told a joke... All it was, was:
"What Happens when you spill carpet cleaner?"
Then Aled said, "I dont know..."
To which everyone laughed... apart from me! I'v Googled it and all i get it funny Jimmy Car quotes like,
"What Happens when you spill carpet cleaner?"
But no explanation... why is that funny?
Thanks
Scott
Na it makes no sense, probably cos theyre babba on gadio 1 try listening to galaxy in a morning mate, real humour that everyone knows:thumb:
IWannaNova
13-11-08, 03:12 PM
But on the Jimmy Carr Facebook page someone put it as their favourite quote... ? :s
Aint got a clue, then mate some gay joke that normal people obviously dont get lol
Pistol Pete
13-11-08, 03:21 PM
What would you use to clean it up with?? The spilt carpet cleaner, i mean? I think thats the joke.
What would you use to clean it up with?? The spilt carpet cleaner, i mean? I think thats the joke.
A cloth, a wetvac, a sponge?
Still non the wiser tbh or is it just lost on me?
*edit* when you spill carpet cleaner it spills all over, makes whatever you spill it on wet or powdery depending on what type it is lol
feckin weird. I cant stanmd chris moyles - self righteous donkey.
Galaxy (which is the new XFM which went digital) is really good.
Without hijacking - I never understood this joke when someone told me it about 2 yrs ago - then it suddenly clicked!
2 nuns in a bath,
the 1st nun says - "wheres the soap?"
The 2nd one says - "yes it does doesnt it!"
Speaking it, it makes no sense until you consider the way you spell "wheres" and nuns being bored and all sexual and that!
lol
IWannaNova
13-11-08, 03:37 PM
Oh i get it now! Because you use carpet cleaner to clean spills on carptet! But what happeneds when yu spill carpet cleaner... What do you clean that up with... Carpet cleaner cleaner? Lmao! Cheers!
Oh i get it now! Because you use carpet cleaner to clean spills on carptet! But what happeneds when yu spill carpet cleaner... What do you clean that up with... Carpet cleaner cleaner? Lmao! Cheers! LOL!
I spilled stain remover on a good shirt any ideas what I can use to get it out?
Galaxy sucks up here in the mornngs BTW! Moyles and co. is about the best on offer :(
IWannaNova
13-11-08, 03:38 PM
feckin weird. I cant stanmd chris moyles - self righteous donkey.
Galaxy (which is the new XFM which went digital) is really good.
Without hijacking - I never understood this joke when someone told me it about 2 yrs ago - then it suddenly clicked!
2 nuns in a bath,
the 1st nun says - "wheres the soap?"
The 2nd one says - "yes it does doesnt it!"
Speaking it, it makes no sense until you consider the way you spell "wheres" and nuns being bored and all sexual and that!
lol
Yeah, took me a while to get that one! :thumb:
IWannaNova
13-11-08, 03:39 PM
LOL!
I spilled stain remover on a good shirt any ideas what I can use to get it out?
Galaxy sucks up here in the mornngs BTW! Moyles and co. is about the best on offer :(
Stain remover remover? ;)
Galaxy sucks up here in the mornngs BTW! Moyles and co. is about the best on offer :(
Do you guys have a different galaxy to us then, we have "Hirstys daily dose" as the brekfast show until 10am, and its funny as fook lol
Aye mate we do lol 'Steve and Karen in the morning' FFS. brain dead geordie bint and a boring no craic muppet for company lol. No thanks!
One thing I have wondered though is the evening show, usually it's a guy called Dave Kelly who always says 'woah woah woah nob 'ed' :S Although can be amusing. Do you get him too? He aint 'local' and most of the callers aren't either lol
Yeah we get dave kelly, he seems a charverish wannabe gangster imo lol
Hes funny though, err steve and karen in the morning...
Sounds fun filled, so you dont get "annonymous confessional" aww mate youre so missing out, theyre on the webite for you to listen to in the hirstys daily dose section, check it out!
I shall cz it out dude :)
Here's what you're 'missing' http://www.galaxynortheast.co.uk/steve-and-karen-breakfast-2138 she aint even fit :(
Radio in general sucks anus. Chris Moyles sucks even more anus.
Jimmy Carr is quite funny though, and thats typical of his humour.
I still dont get it
lol
but i'm still ill so my brain doesnt function properly at the moment.
I shall cz it out dude :)
Here's what you're 'missing' http://www.galaxynortheast.co.uk/steve-and-karen-breakfast-2138 she aint even fit :(
Wow shes definately got a face for radio aint she lmao!
Dont worry yourself ade tis ghey humour that noone else gets either:thumb:
IWannaNova
13-11-08, 04:47 PM
LOL!
I spilled stain remover on a good shirt any ideas what I can use to get it out?
Galaxy sucks up here in the mornngs BTW! Moyles and co. is about the best on offer :(
Stain remover remover? ;)
Find me some lol
There you go sir! :thumb:
http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp272/Maskell/stain-remover1.jpg
Wow shes definately got a face for radio aint she lmao!
http://www.galaxynortheast.co.uk/mm/image/5683.jpg
Not even I'd hit that :wtf:
Austin.J
13-11-08, 07:04 PM
http://www.galaxynortheast.co.uk/mm/image/5683.jpg
Not even I'd hit that :wtf:
Just close your eyes... saves buying a paper bag.
Just close your eyes... saves buying a paper bag.
Just drink lots of stella... saves closing your eyes lol
ben doodar
13-11-08, 07:19 PM
ade, your the only other person i know who gets the nun joke.
quality
two nuns out on a bike ride....
nun #1 'I've never come this way before'
nun #2 ' that'll be the cobbles'
Austin.J
13-11-08, 07:41 PM
Just drink lots of stella... saves closing your eyes lol
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z167/darthnutcase/winner.jpg
My expert photoshop, no need for stella now! lol
We had Radio 1 on at work t'other day and in 1hour they only played 2 songs! They are all geeks who still find prank phone calls funny.Also they milk the "jokes" over and over till they get annoying.I just believe they all get off on the sound of their own voices.They are radios top earners and i would'nt pay the cunnts in washers!
Wholeheartedly agree andy, radio in itself is boring all day long as all stations repeat the same songs a couple of times over everyday, but radio one is utter garbage tbh lol
lmfao, radio 2 ftw lol
My expert photoshop, no need for stella now! lol
Come now, at least get some proper vodka and not recycled petrol lol
Austin.J
13-11-08, 09:02 PM
lmfao, radio 2 ftw lol
Come now, at least get some proper vodka and not recycled petrol lol
Cheap & cheerful... your only doing it to make her look better, no need for quality stuff, save that for the real funked up ones. lol
I can't stand radio1 but it's always on at work
Did find that rather amusing though
you lot really ar a bunch of proper old cnuts. my 50 yr old mum listens to radio1
That stuff must be worth than the tesco cheap "imperial" stuff, and that's bad enough, i think it's made by extracting oils from plastic and breaking them down to alchohol, tastes like it anyway !
It wasn't a joke its just aled being dumb. They was on about spilling wine on carpet and what to do. Then he said what do you do if you spill carpet cleaner on carpet. Thats why everyone laughed cause it don't matter.
IWannaNova
14-11-08, 12:29 PM
There you go sir! :thumb:
http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp272/Maskell/stain-remover1.jpg
^^Photoshop methinks lol
Naaa £29.99 on eBay... Honest :)
hc coupe
14-11-08, 12:33 PM
Why isn't the writing curved !! (Yellow bit) poor effort
edit: SORRY !
IWannaNova
14-11-08, 03:32 PM
Because I had about 2 mins to do it... Where's you attempt the coupe? Huh? huh? ... yea!
hc coupe
14-11-08, 03:35 PM
Oh sorry, I for some reason got it in my head you pulled it off google or something similar.
I am sorry ...........:(
IWannaNova
14-11-08, 04:41 PM
:thumb:
still dont get the nun joke, ??
still dont get the nun joke, ??
ok, nuns lead a celibate life, so the premise is that they will try to find illicit sexual pleasures with everyday things....
joke 1... nun1-Wheres the soap?, nun2-yes it does doesn't it....
refers to nun2 vigorously rubbing her privates, & nun1 innocently asking 'where's the soap?' but nun2 mishearing it as 'wears the soap' meaning 'the rubbing wears the soap'.
joke 2 nun1 'I've never come this way before' nun2 'that'll be the cobbles'
refers to the second nun riding her bike down a cobbled street to gain a thrill..
I am guessing that you never had a religious upbringing.......
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