View Full Version : Clarkson = Legend
'The time has come, after all, lots of people have been talking about it, and the internet has been full of complaints about it, so I really have to sincerely apologise...'
'.... for not adding the GT2's time to the power lap board'
Another middle finger to the people who take things far too seriously :thumb:
I laughed so hard at that lol Good episode all round.
LMAO lol
He's like a cool uncle.
wasnt it GT2 :p
Edited for the pedantic among us lol
Pfft, you can do secret edits?!
kelbelle
09-11-08, 09:13 PM
Just finished watching this weeks top gear, They crack me up, setting of car alarms and ****
clarkson, spot on as always!
I'd just like to say
MOIST
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/01/vintage_cars/image/corvette_2006.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Dodge_challenger-SRT8_304_1920x1200.jpg
Sod the one May had, that was poo lol
Mays was kinda "stealth/sleeper" though lol
Loved the Wagon driver reference that people have complained about. Change gear, change gear, kill a prostitute. Its all good humour
loggyboy
09-11-08, 09:49 PM
If it made Capt Slow overtake JC then it cant be half bad.
paddy138
09-11-08, 10:43 PM
i missed last weeks episode,what happened that everyone was giving out about
belly257
09-11-08, 10:48 PM
this weeks was awsome as ever, there is a rumor that clarkson is getting sacked or has been sacked from bbc?
If there was a "rumour" he was getting sacked and then did he would sue them all over the planet and take them to a tribunal and win!
The BBC would go under if they sacked Clarkson after ditching Ross - 2 weekend anchor pins of their main viewing populus gone in a month! they'd go under!
As for tonights show - utter genious when they got pulled by the police and Clarkson gave the cop the middle finger on numerous occasions
lol
As for Captain slow - wtf was the snake skin jacket about - Hamster clone or what?
marc novataken
09-11-08, 10:54 PM
i just read on some site that clarkson was sacked today! apparently he heard it on the radio? anyone know if its true or just someone talkin ****? i cant be held responsible for my actions if its true!!
Course its not true!
Clarkson is one of those people who has far more fans than he does people he offends. If they sacked him for that comment he made last week they would have a sh1tstorm to deal with.
Ross is a prat at the best of times, therefore he's not half as immune IMO.
marc novataken
09-11-08, 10:58 PM
hope its not true clarkson probably the funniest bloke on tv IMO! even got all his books!
to clear it up
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5h8_HcsvLzLOlYYi8DSqFKMJuB2IQ
and to put it into perspective, Ross only got 2 complaints until the Sun got hold of the story and there was a flood from your "angry Sun reader" demanding justice.
The Sun never published owt about Clarkson hence why h ewas on air this week.
The BBC can lose another key presenter on entertainment/fact. they'd be screwed.
TBH if he is sacked, its a sad day for free speech.
The complaint brigade needs to be stopped!
marc novataken
09-11-08, 11:03 PM
lets complain about the complaints!
The Sun never published owt about Clarkson hence why h ewas on air this week.
.
They wouldnt would they, he writes a column for them. A damn good one at that! lol
Novaboyleon
09-11-08, 11:04 PM
top gear wouldnt be worth watching without clarkson! enough said!
belly257
09-11-08, 11:04 PM
just read through that, didn't really tell me if he got sacked or whatlol
TBH if he is sacked, its a sad day for free speech.
The complaint brigade needs to be stopped!
Isnt that a contradiction?
Surely the complaint brigade complain because of freedom of speech.
Isnt stopping them communism?
lol
You're renamed Leenin
7000000 viewers vs 500 complaints? lol
The guys a complete legend!
Welsh Dan
09-11-08, 11:07 PM
If he was sacked from the BBC, we'd just end up watching Top Gear with adverts ;).
marc novataken
09-11-08, 11:09 PM
there were only a few complaints on the night. so i dont understand why people watch it on youtube in the knowledge they will get offended just so they can complain about it!
Isnt that a contradiction?
Surely the complaint brigade complain because of freedom of speech.
Isnt stopping them communism?
lol
You're renamed Leenin
Hey, its already been established that PNG is a dictatorship lol
to be honest i was impressed with that thing captain slow was driving., only 10 mph slower than the new corvette over the mile and clarkson beat the record at the salt lakes with the corvette.
I find it interesting that Clarkson doesn't appear to give a toss about some angry truckers making a game where they have to run him over. Maybe that proves he has a sense of humour where some others don't?
TBH comparing a few jesting comments about truckers to two complete muppets of "comedy" ringing up a respected actor and repeatedly leaving lewd and obscene messages on his answerphone about his daughter cannot even possibly start to be compared.
Clarkson is one of those people who has far more fans than he does people he offends. If they sacked him for that comment he made last week they would have a sh1tstorm to deal with.
Exactly, there would be uproar and the BBC would lose one of its biggest ratings pullers...
If he was sacked from the BBC, we'd just end up watching Top Gear with adverts .
...which, as Dan said, would be rather swiftly snapped up by another channel. Do the BBC think that people only watch The Clarkson Show because its on the BBC? Pfft.
there were only a few complaints on the night. so i dont understand why people watch it on youtube in the knowledge they will get offended just so they can complain about it!
Thats certainly true in the case of Ross and Brand. I think they actually only had one complaint at the time of the show, but once it was splattered all over the papers and news sites, more people complained.
Meh, this isn't the first (and certainly won't be the last) time people have called for him to be booted off.
Asa-James
10-11-08, 09:48 AM
and another "controversial" out take from the show
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/3403362/Top-Gears-Morse-code-attack-on-Strictly-Come-Dancing.html
gotta love it!
lmfao. they should be praised for such clever mocking. wish i knew morse code now :(
PMSL @ the morse code lol
as said clarkson is a legend lol
lol always wondered what that said. Would have been class if it'd said - "if you translate this you are a sad idiot!"
COMPLAINT!
loggyboy
10-11-08, 12:25 PM
Red dwarf did that once. On the episode Backwards, one of the characters spoke backwards, when reversed it said somthing about 'i feel sorry for the sad ba*tard thats bothered to reverse this to find out what im saying.'
Red dwarf did that once. On the episode Backwards, one of the characters spoke backwards, when reversed it said somthing about 'i feel sorry for the sad ba*tard thats bothered to reverse this to find out what im saying.'
"where the hell is nodnoL?" lol
Welsh Dan
10-11-08, 01:44 PM
Where's the cat? He's over there taking a dump...
and another "controversial" out take from the show
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/3403362/Top-Gears-Morse-code-attack-on-Strictly-Come-Dancing.html
gotta love it!
LMFAO lol lol
With regards to the HGV drivers murdering hookers, a good friend of mine, her dad is haulier, he found it funking hilarious!!
marc novataken
10-11-08, 02:20 PM
LMFAO lol lol
With regards to the HGV drivers murdering hookers, a good friend of mine, her dad is haulier, he found it funking hilarious!!
i saw in the paper the other day that the truckers backed clarkson!
loggyboy
10-11-08, 02:22 PM
"where the hell is nodnoL?" lol
841 selim?
Bulgaria, rich in animal produce and mineral wealth, just south of Bosnia.
We are the smart team!
Where's the cat? He's over there taking a dump...
He's... you know.... in the bushes
;)
841 selim?
Bulgaria, rich in animal produce and mineral wealth, just south of Bosnia.
We are the smart team!
Eeeyarr maye, have ya tooth back...... Lets unrumble lol
RedDwarf at its finest, they dont do anything as good thses days!
loggyboy
10-11-08, 02:27 PM
Im digging series 3 out tonnight!
ooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Thats mine, Thats mine, That sure as hell is mine.... eww that aint mine
loggyboy
10-11-08, 02:38 PM
nooooo
'this is mine... this is mine... alllllll this is mine... except that bit... i dont want that bit.'
I love the one where he finds listers cigs that rimmer has stashed, and rimmer teaches him to get all the fish he wants.....
"Fish" "todays fish is trout ala creme, enjoy your meal" six or so fish meals later he replies "i will" lol
loggyboy
10-11-08, 02:44 PM
sheer genius
'3 fish? for all these shinny things?'
'I'l show how to get all the fish you ever wanted... '
'5 fish? id be rich'
one of my fave cat quotes is where hes singing.. 'S E X i think i want it - S E X im gonna get it - S E X i think i found it' just as he discovers lister fainted on the floor after getting mutated pneumonia.
L33 LEG
10-11-08, 03:10 PM
"where the hell is nodnoL?" lol
lol best episode ever, il never forget that. i still call london that now and none of my mates have a clue why Lol
and about top gear, last night was much much better than previous ones, even tho they are all funny as hell.
loggyboy
10-11-08, 03:13 PM
lol best episode ever, il never forget that. i still call london that now and none of my mates have a clue why Lol
Me and my bro do the same!
and about top gear, last night was much much better than previous ones, even tho they are all funny as hell.
Did you find it 'entertaining'? - I hope not or the US Goverment will come and take you away.
L33 LEG
10-11-08, 03:16 PM
i would of said it was more factual than anything...
dj_wudgey
10-11-08, 04:23 PM
clarkson is the man lol!!!!
ednovasr2
10-11-08, 06:44 PM
I thought I was going to cry! Hay & at the end of the day the BBC can not afford to lose anymore viewers so they'll do bugger al about it too!
JC for PM join the facebook campain!
Aww poo we nearly steered the topic off to a Red Dwarf appreciation thread lol
Top Gear is cool but Red Dwarf FTW:thumb:
ednovasr2
10-11-08, 07:06 PM
nearly not quite tho!
ednovasr2
10-11-08, 07:08 PM
I say TG theam tune to be 2012 Oylimpic theam tune! The china's one really got on my T**s LOL
the bbc would never sack clarkson, & its not for the 7m ratings...... the export sales (100+countries)& dvd tie-ins make them an absolute fortune
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