Prepare tp cry

[Stoo]

I havent LOL'd so hard for a long time!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

[saloonwoody]

You know you're girlfriend is ugly right?

hahahahahahahahahaha great :)

[Novaload_Nick]

LOL got me in stich's

[burgo]

seriously though, what is wrong with her eyes?

[burgo]

Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her. lol lmfao

[Pistol Pete]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3923/donotwantis3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Says it all realy!! lol

[NovaBoi92]

whats wrong with her eyes!!?? WHATS WRONG WITH HIS EYES! ''My girlfriend is the most beautiful creature in the world. You guys don't know what you're talking about.''

[Stuart]

lmfao..

"id hit it........ with the car"

[NovaBoi92]

lol at some of the chops they done

[General Baxter]

as she had a stroke or something lol

[Stuart]

looks like a guy, a really ****ing ugly one at that

[NovaBoi92]

just read through the whole thing lol did you see? some other fella came along claiming that she was his g/f hahaha

[burgo]

its no one girlfriend. they have just raided her myspace lol

[draper]

even after 14pints, a handfull of class As, a dodgy nighclub with sticky carpet and no female attention all night id still have to check my mates had left before i chatted her up

[Lee]

I wasn't laughing that much tbh. Then I read this...


UR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE SHE WASHES HER FACE EVERY NIGHT WITH A BEAR TRAP.

Am now hysterical lol

[Philsutton]

Bahahahahaha, that was too funny.

[Spudly]

Omfg, ive not read through the full thread but damn lol

She has got a nice body but to make it work id have to decapitate her in all fairness, but seen as how im on stella number two out of twenty at the mo ill report back later to declare my wife beater fuelled love for her hahaha lol

[draper]

Omfg, ive not read through the full thread but damn lol

She has got a nice body but to make it work id have to decapitate her in all fairness, but seen as how im on stella number two out of twenty at the mo ill report back later to declare my wife beater fuelled love for her hahaha lol

+rep for great taste in lager

[burgo]

her body aint that nice. you can see her rips and shes got **** all tits

[Spudly]

+rep for great taste in lager

Woohoo, cheers bud lol

Its really wierd though i drink fosters in summer and stella in winter....

Although having said that me and novafusion69 took a couple of the biggest bottles of stella ive ever seen to billing last year to start us off:thumb:

Tbh burgo im not a massive fan of the heavily chested variety of laydee as in a couple of years youre going to have to lay on the floor to lick their nipples once the bra has been removed, fake tits look horrible and when alls said and done anything more than a mouthful is a waste imo lol

[Martin]

Omfg, ive not read through the full thread but damn lol

She has got a nice body but to make it work id have to decapitate her in all fairness, but seen as how im on stella number two out of twenty at the mo ill report back later to declare my wife beater fuelled love for her hahaha lol

-1 rep for been a lightweight and not been able to drink all 20

[Spudly]

Who said anything about not being able to nail em all tonight though mart lol

Trust me they will be gone before tonight is over:thumb:

Btw i hope you aint neg rep`d me as ill:cry:

[~~joycey~~]

Wtf? thats gross! :(

[DaveyLC]

Some people are just deluded! lol!

[Graeme]

god, isn't she scary lookin? All that training and thats the best he can get, not the best advert to get in shape is it

[Novasport]

Jeez this is f**kin hilarious, I'm cryin here!!


Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her a**ly while ugly stick throat f***ed her.

[Sloth]

beaten with the ugly stick doesnt do it justice! weve all done some bids who we'd chew our own arms off to get away from, but god damn!!!!!!!

[L14MNP]

lol that made for a hillarious read this afternoon Stoo! Although the guy was playing the forum for suckers about it being his lass the thing that worries me is she is someones girlfriend somwhere! That's some nasty ****. /end.

[sulphur]

UR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE SHE WASHES HER FACE EVERY NIGHT WITH A BEAR TRAP.

That's the funniest f**king thing i've read in a long time. That would scare the piss out of you in a nightclub, even with the lights out! They say love is blind but FFS!

[Spudly]

After a family meal where i helped kill two 1.5 ltr bottles of dinner wine, and 16 (so far) stellas, **** it id rut it up the tradesmans entrance hehe lol

[Martin]

After a family meal where i helped kill two 1.5 ltr bottles of dinner wine, and 16 (so far) stellas, **** it id rut it up the tradesmans entrance hehe lol

hmm porkys? u can drink that much.. i rember that time at robs.. u was in bed by 8 pmsl

[Spudly]

Well im still ere, ya cheeky git as it happens im just waitin for me microwave curry to cook and ive only got two cans of stella left in the fridge:thumb: lol

[novait]

omg which one was the dog...thats some funny stuff.lol

[dj_wudgey]

wow shes bad if the dog was in the first few pics i wouldent know which is which!!!!!

[Gordon Livsey]

lol. this thread is over on mig aswell now


its a bad day whn half the world slate your bird for being a terrahawk lmao

[Breeny]

This is on pretty much every forum I use! lol

[L33 LEG]

lol im just reading the whole thread now. some of the photoshops are hilarious lol

http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr355/airsbucket/zoom.jpg

lol

[mowgli]

lets face it, even the bikini is ugly........

[IWannaNova]

She mite be a nice girl?

































... LMAO!

[1.6 8v turbo nova]

L33 LEG That was funking genious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Riggy]

lol it is a funny thread , and as said its everywhere now lol

[kelbelle]

Tbh burgo im not a massive fan of the heavily chested variety of laydee as in a couple of years youre going to have to lay on the floor to lick their nipples once the bra has been removed, fake tits look horrible and when alls said and done anything more than a mouthful is a waste imo lol

:thumb: well its nice to know there are some men that prefer a more realistic girl

[Spudly]

^^^^Yep ive always thought that tbh but i will agree though the girl in those pics really hasnt got a pretty face (to put it mildly) lol

[Sloth]

did you mean to say "smacked with a brick in a sock" spud? lol

[Spudly]

^^^Pretty much but i thought id phrase it diplomatically lol


Btw welcome back ban-boy lmfao!

[Jack]

Tbh burgo im not a massive fan of the heavily chested variety of laydee as in a couple of years youre going to have to lay on the floor to lick their nipples once the bra has been removed, fake tits look horrible and when alls said and done anything more than a mouthful is a waste imo lol
You homo.

At the time of sag, you get a new hag ;)

[Sloth]

rfoflmaonovagsicopterhasbrownspamlol

[Spudly]

At the time of sag, you get a new hag ;)


Omfg thats piss funny lol

Id rep you if i could but im not allowed haha, pluc im nearly in tears laughing so wouldnt be able to anyways haha:thumb:

[stuartyj21]

Scary Mary

[IWannaNova]

Scary Mary

Wow... Good Effort? :wtf: :roll:

[jord4n]

im sure iv seen her on Orchard park

[Spudly]

im sure iv seen her on Orchard park


Na doubt it bud, all the birds from round there (fit or not) come with prams as standard from around 12 years old and onwards!



For those who arent from the East Yorkshire area......

Orchard park is a council estate in hull and a bit of chav ruled place these days aswell!

[jord4n]

what’s to say she don’t have one, and I was referring to the fact she looks like she’s on crack

[ash anderson]

id like some tyres like his on the 7th picture;)
they look well legal

[LEWI007]

I put the link up for this just the other day, Can't believe none of you have seen this one yet lol

That girl got really famous around the internet because of that thread.

[Philsutton]

thought i would post this here as its the same thing and it made me LOLz for a long time

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f102/hungarian_boss/n31710324_31252182_80941.jpg

[Rich]

I'd rather slam my dick in a car door.

put nicley lol

[NovaBoi92]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn150/91-Nova-SR/buttgirlbed1.gif