Revenge

[bmw156]

hey people
about two years ago i got mugged by this dickhead. as im not a violent person i didnt do anything, and being the first time i have ever been mugged i pooed my self. i got the police involded as he was on camera, but the camera was poor quality they couldnt tell who it was.so since the mugging i have made it my mission to get revenge.

i have obtained his address and phone number and started spamming him with university prospectuses as they are massive and just any other junk i can send to him.
plus i have a picture of him wearing my hat:thumb:

does anyone have any other ideas of what i could do with these details?
or even help out with the spammings lol

[djshaggeh]

Sign him up for some free gay porn goodies

[Mike]

Set fire to his house. When hes in it.

[matt_vaughan]

Put his phone number into every insurance comparison website you can find, using a daft name like Hugh Geffingcock or something similar, keep getting quotes, he'll get the calls the next day.

[Spudly]

Or you could just stop dwelling on the past and this nob and live your life instead of a mission of childishness

Not meaning to sound heartless or nasty mate as ive been in similar situations but you cant live your life looking to get revenge on something that happened years ago, just forget about that tool as lifes too short to waste planning on paying back one of the dregs of society!

[djshaggeh]

lifes too short to waste planning on paying back one of the dregs of society!

I disagree :thumb:

[BRoadGhost]

Ever watch wrestling?

Next time do a drop kick to his chest / face.

[bmw156]

gay porn sounds good, i signed up to pabo sex site, dont do it, they send you **** loads of post so i signed him up first thing.

setting fire to his house, im not a violent person and he might notice me, spose he would be ****ting it.

and srspudly: i could do that but then he would effectivly win. i do live my life, i am very happy in my life, and i look for the future and yes life is to short, i wish his was shorter.

he is just a nasty piece of work and i think he deserves justice.
i know the police are after him, they have warrants for him, he told me when i was being a girl asking for his address hahaha

edit, i used to watch wrestling, and i dont ever wanna see him again tbh lol let alone get near him

[wilson_sri]

Wait for him outside and mug him.

[Spudly]

I disagree :thumb:


Trust me mate after having a few close mates die over the years you soon figure out that life is for living not wasting on things that have already happened or grudges and the likes so imo youre very wrong!

[Mike]

Aye, dwelling in the past is for mugs!

Still, perfectly valid reason to torch his house mind :D

[Jack]

Mail a poo thru his letterbox.

[bmw156]

Still, perfectly valid reason to torch his house mind :D
i think he lives in a terrace or flats so i might torch some innocent family as well.:wtf:

edit, RJ is that your answer to everything?

[NovaBoi92]

go with the poo! poo ftw!

[NovaBoi92]

nobody likes poo.

[Jack]

edit, RJ is that your answer to everything?
At the moment? Yes.

[Andy]

What is the point of this thread? either waste him or stop wasting time.I wouldnt even entertain the idea of sending post to him,what is that achieving?! It doesnt hurt him.Phone calls?,all he has to do is tell them to stop ringing,im sorry to sound harsh but i would get on with your own life.Police obviously didnt care/have enough evidence to prosecute so they gave you the golden opportunity to get your own back by telling you his address.

[Pistol Pete]

Or you could just stop dwelling on the past and this nob and live your life instead of a mission of childishness

Not meaning to sound heartless or nasty mate as ive been in similar situations but you cant live your life looking to get revenge on something that happened years ago, just forget about that tool as lifes too short to waste planning on paying back one of the dregs of society!

Amen to that :thumb:

5hit happens mate, get over it and get on with your life. It was 2 years ago, he is winning 'cos your still bitter about it.

[brainsnova]

id just go round and say can i get my hat back please.

[Stoo]

anthrax?

[Stuart]

organise a gay meet at his house.... tell the guy that "you" want him to come in and get on with it straight away as you are shy and might resist a bit. lol

or failing that, accept that he might have"won" that one but in reality you have won by being a better person etc

[Dave.]

put ana d in the newspaper for a set of 18 inch wheels for sale for £20 or something like that... seen that on tv lol

[Ben]

Poo in newspaper, set fire to it ad leave it on his doorstep then ring the bell.

Or make his car look like this...

http://dhales.red2.co.uk/viewauction.aspx?ITEM=53142CEA281A

[Leeboo]

I lol'd at the poo mailing idea.

The next time a I fall out with someone, I'm gonna poo in an envelope and post it 1st class. Funking genious that is.

[Jack]

organise a gay meet at his house.... tell the guy that "you" want him to come in and get on with it straight away as you are shy and might resist a bit. lol
And don't forget to tell Stu his address... lol

[Dod]

A) **** in a box and post it to him
B) Introduce him to a Large Sledge Hammer to his Hip (believe me it'll do more damage than you could ever imagine)
C) Remove all the wheel studs on his car and then proceed to Tiger Seal the holes for the studs. This isnt dangerious as realisticially as soon as he gets into the car they'll fall off.
D) Happy slap him.

[bmw156]

A) **** in a box and post it to him
B) Introduce him to a Large Sledge Hammer to his Hip (believe me it'll do more damage than you could ever imagine)
C) Remove all the wheel studs on his car and then proceed to Tiger Seal the holes for the studs. This isnt dangerious as realisticially as soon as he gets into the car they'll fall off.
D) Happy slap him.

lol to all of them, if i happy slapped himim sure he would turn around with one earn ringing and beat me up. and then steal the phone i was using to record him. FAIL lol

remoiving the wheel studs, TBH he is that much of a pikey i doubt he owns a car just steals them.

the large sledge hammer to hip sound great as a mate of mine had his hip broken like 5 years ago and is still having problems now.

might eat curries for like a week, collect my ****, package it very very very well so no smell and then mail it to him. :>

[Lauren]

Hmmm, that's a tough one. I'd like to say 'let it go, you're a better person, blah blah blah', but I was mugged once, and if I ever found the guy that did it I'd do a lot more than get junk mail sent to his house. lol

[Tidy Max]

i do beleive this is another reason for us to get a PNG lynch mob started lol

[Dod]

Pay my Flights, get me an Omega Estate and £500 cash and I'll sort it.

[bmw156]

PNG lynch mob FTW i have his address sorted

Pay my Flights, get me an Omega Estate and £500 cash and I'll sort it.

lollollol
i will see if i can manage the funds, ill pay you 600 lol

[Tidy Max]

lol lol lol

[Lauren]

Now that I would like to see! lol

[Dod]

I need the Omega though, a pretty decent Get away car with large space in the boot. ;)

You can have it back after i leave it at the Airport.

[Philsutton]

If it was me I would either get a scrap car and drive full speed through the front of his house or I would mug him back and make sure he was seriously humiliated.

[Tidy Max]

now mr sutton would you REALLY go and get a scrap car and drive it through the front of his house? because if so i think that would genuinely make you a bonafide fruit loop sir

[LEWI007]

we should get like 20 members all in novas and block the street off, get out with baseball bats etc.. and kick the sh1t out of him and smash his flat up then all get back into the novas and gtfo ! :D

[Tidy Max]

id love to read the news paper article on that one, im sure the word chav would be used over and over haha

[LEWI007]

LMFAO yea we could even all wear burberry caps and tuck our socks in for a laugh lol

[Tidy Max]

for a laugh? you seen a pic of me or summert lol

note: i do neither of those just for the record

[Jack]

now mr sutton would you REALLY go and get a scrap car and drive it through the front of his house? because if so i think that would genuinely make you a bonafide fruit loop sir
And your point is? :D

[LEWI007]

lol most people use google for there homepage right.

heres yours

http://boakes.org/chav/

[Tidy Max]

my point is i dont think he would BUT.. IF he would THEN i think he is a fruit loop, clear enough for you!

now go on crack a joke about my use of capital letters (or can you call them capital words? you should be able to!)

[Tidy Max]

haha good page!!! lol lol

[SpellBot]

my point is i dont think he would BUT.. IF he would THEN i think he is a fruit loop, clear enough for you!

now go on crack a joke about my use of capital letters (or can you call them capital words? you should be able to!)
Error: Irregular captilization, highlighted.

Ignoring emphatic capitalization.

[Tidy Max]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

I knew as soon as i noticed that the most recent post was by a 'member' called Spellbot that this would be aimed at me.

Oh what a cracking hole i have created for myself, so who is behind this fantastic spelling enforcement thing, Sturge or Dar?

[Ben]

'I' before 'E' except after 'C'

I would like to argue this point please!

[Tidy Max]

Error: Irregular captilization, highlighted.

Ignoring emphatic capitalization.

As this is a British site, might i add that we should really use a British Spellbot.

Incorrect spelling: Capitalization, should be Capitalisation

[Ben]

I thought that too.

[Nova_Tek]

Or make his car look like this...

http://dhales.red2.co.uk/viewauction.aspx?ITEM=53142CEA281A

WTF happened to that Astra? Looks like every single panel, window, light unit has been done in.

Was that a revenge fest smash up or an accident?

Seeing that when you go to your car would be a real shocker

[Edit] even the instrument binnacle is messed up

[marc novataken]

the bidding is over a grand!!!!

[Tidy Max]

bloody hell, someones had a right fun time with that!! looks like its been left on a driving range for a month or two, must of seriously annoyed someone!

[SpellBot]

I would like to argue this point please!
Primary language: English (received pronunciation)

"All rules have exceptions."


Incorrect spelling: Capitalization, should be Capitalisation
Incorrect Spelling: Capitalisation.

-ise source: French Language.
-ize source: English Language.
[Source: Oxford English Dictionary]

User Tidy Max added to non-English speaking user list.

[hendrix]

wtf lol

[Dod]

RJ just got owned.

[Tidy Max]

Might i add, i knew this was true but i thought i would follw suit with the majority in believing that the -ize suffix was American, so much so that the -ize suffix is extremely rarely used in English publications now.

So Mr Spell bot, i think you should go with the majority on this one, or do you lack the ability to make an informed decision?

[Nova_Tek]

Primary language: English (received pronunciation)

Incorrect Spelling: Capitalisation.

-ise source: French Language.
-ize source: English Language.
[Source: Oxford English Dictionary]

FACT: British use -ise rather then-ize. Simple!

SpellBot FAIL.

[Ben]

the bidding is over a grand!!!!

Its a £10k car!

[Nova_Tek]

some decent profit can be made if you know what you are doing and are in the crash repair game.

[Andy]

These threads always bring out the keyboard gangsters lol lol

[LEWI007]

Urban Definition of "Keyboard Gangtsa" is :

1. Keyboard Gangsta
Someone who on an instant messaging service will mess with you and act all tough but in real life, he is a shy little boy who doesnt want to fight with anyone
Luke:John was dissin' me on MSN two nights ago but last night he didnt say a word to me.

Grant:Yeah. What a keyboard gangsta.

ROFL lol

[draper]

These threads always bring out the keyboard gangsters lol lol

agreed, if you were really that bothered youd have done something about it not sat and moaned on the internet

[mayhem]

rape him

[Tidy Max]

lol is that the neverland i mean nether land way?

[Jack]

RJ just got owned.
Huh?


[edit] Incidentally, spellbot is actually correct. -ize IS the proper spelling of Capitalize, the -ise is a b@stardisation (thats probably spelt wrong too LOL). If you want proof, take a look in OED (OMG A BOOK!) :p

[Ben]

Still disagree with the I before E except after C!

[Sloth]

in what way?

[Ben]

Well my name is Ben Peirce so there is one example!

[Sloth]

names dont count buddy!

[Pistol Pete]

Spellbot needs to get laid IMO.

[mowgli]

my revenge suggestion is this....

1. at 3am, fix some polythene sheet on the ground outside his doors, & then cover in washing up liquid (loads of it)
2. create what appears to be a housefire by lighting a fire in a dustbin under his window, & pumping some smoke thru his letterbox
3. Beat on the door, shouting that his house is on fire & you've called the fire brigade & he must get out now...
4. take a photo of him in his pants as he slides on his bottom down his path & then put that in the local paper

but then I have a vivid imagination

[bmw156]

hahahaha, mowgli sounds like a fun idea lol.
cheers guys for all your helps, went a bit off topic with some stupid correction BOT lol

keep the suggestions coming, are fun to read lol

[Dod]

but then I have a vivid imagination

Aparently so....

[mowgli]

Aparently so....

but not as much imagination as these lot........

http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=las+vegas+in+the+hills+of+donegal&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title#

[Tidy Max]

wait for him to go on holiday, hose pipe through hsi lettter box folowed by grass,cress,flower seeds, when he comes home and opens his door he will have a garden in his house!

[gtachorley]

This really is quite simple.

You got mugged and you know where he lives, wait for him to come out of the house and mug the cnut, if he is bigger than you (as I suspect from the fact you are taking such complicated routes for revenge from a distance) take a peacemaker with you (read scaffolding pole or rounders bat) this should equal the score and then let the revenge ensue.

Oh and a balaclava may be for the best (cant believe my nan actually used to knit those for me as a kid)

[Nova_Tek]

names dont count buddy!

What about 'Vein'?

Oh and another thing, how comes SpellBot has an avatar? Fırstly, SpellBot aint a member and secondly probably doesnt even own a Nova! :wtf:

[loggyboy]

names dont count buddy!
'Their' is the most common and obvious.

I before E is an outdated schooling method thats not used anymore.

[KSRY]

Spellbot needs to get laid IMO.

lol lol

[bmw156]

ok i think we should go for the png lync mob idea, 20 of us, novas and baseball bats.
we could sort something
"knock knock" is **** in, reply no
ok we will wait

imagine the picture
lollol
he lives in a cul-de-sac btw

[hc coupe]

A chap I new got mugged.Met a bloke few days later in the pub.£100 passed hands and the kid who done it had two broken legs in the morning.

Know one found out what happened but we all had a good laugh.The best £100 he's ever spent and he made a new friend out of it lol.

[loggyboy]

any chance you could gain access to his PC? fill it full of kiddie porn then tell the pigs. theyd be very interested in that!

[Jack]

Plant a Qur'an and The Anarchist's Cookbook in his house, then ring the police :p

He'll be on the first flight to Guantanamo Bay lol

[Steve]

I had a similar thing happen to me years back, I know who they were as well as they're notrious pikeys. Would love to have done something about it but the trouble is they know people that know people...

Havent read the whole thread but you could do the classic, send taxis to his house at 3am or phone and order pizzas to his house. Or just get over it and move on.

[Paul]

Stand outside his house, when he walks in/out punch him square in the face. Then walk off. Job done.

[jimbob-mcgrew]

knock on his door with a pint glass in your hand, when he opens the door slosh the beer... *cough* petrol on him and follow thru with a clipper for good measure, then u can have a rave with him on the front lawn punching your fists in the air shouting " fire it up ! ". then when hees on the ground just about stopped moving, stab him with one of his kitchen knives that you accidently stole. prob have to go to prison once all thats done and delt with tho, so upto you.

theres a saying about an old saying i heard recently. " if everyone took and eye for an eye, we'd all be blind ".

[Pistol Pete]

Stand outside his house, when he walks in/out punch him square in the face. Then walk off. Job done.

Simple but effective..lol

[jimbob-mcgrew]

^ jesus ive got an evil imagination

[Huffy]

Avent you got a big bro or cousins to sort it for you ? if your really pee'ed off with im mate you should do as they do in the movies go with some little jap teacher guy learn some secret moves then go an kick his a55 lol lol lol

:thumb:

[Jack]

knock on his door with a pint glass in your hand, when he opens the door slosh the beer... *cough* petrol on him and follow thru with a clipper for good measure, then u can have a rave with him on the front lawn punching your fists in the air shouting " fire it up ! ". then when hees on the ground just about stopped moving, stab him with one of his kitchen knives that you accidently stole. prob have to go to prison once all thats done and delt with tho, so upto you.

theres a saying about an old saying i heard recently. " if everyone took and eye for an eye, we'd all be blind ".
I think you need help

[Tidy Max]

or the less illegal version, get a used petrol can, get some petrol on a rag stick it in the top of the can, run over to him lob the rag in his face <smells petrol> douse him abit with the water, have a cig in your mouth at the same time, then flick matches at him for abit of mental banter, he would probably need to see a physchiatrist after that lol and all you did was pour water on him and smoke a fag!

[Dod]

but not as much imagination as these lot........

http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=las+vegas+in+the+hills+of+donegal&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title#

You sir are a Legned. Rep added for making me smile.

[L14MNP]

gay porn sounds goodlol 91SR :p

Send him a tightly coiled parcel in a box from your best mate, or create one yourself into a jiffy bag so he will more than likely put his hand in to retrieve his prize...

[NovaBoi92]

oi NO

[L14MNP]

oi NO lol I haven't been on here for a bit mate, have they straightened you out? If so, welcome :thumb:

[NovaBoi92]

:cool:

[Spudly]

or the less illegal version, get a used petrol can, get some petrol on a rag stick it in the top of the can, run over to him lob the rag in his face <smells petrol> douse him abit with the water, have a cig in your mouth at the same time, then flick matches at him for abit of mental banter, he would probably need to see a physchiatrist after that lol and all you did was pour water on him and smoke a fag!



Already been suggested by me a few pages back bud.... fail lol

[Sloth]

everyones on the fail boat tonite!

[Tidy Max]

'Ride the winds of Fail'

[draper]

this thread needs renaming to "the internet warriors thread of finishing moves"

[Dod]

Have you actually done anything yet?

[Pistol Pete]

Dont think so. Him and L33 LEG should hook up lol

[draper]

Dont think so. Him and L33 LEG should hook up lol

crime would drop overnight, streets would be safer, we could all sleep at night


lol lol

[Leeboo]

Block his exhaust.

Order pizzas etc to his doorstep from phone boxes.

Or of course, I stand by my favourite idea, poop in a jiffy bag, send it 1st class!

[Dod]

Ok at this stage of the day I think you should do as follow.

Go to your local hardware store, buy some 4.8m lengths of 9x2 rough timber, some lengths of 4x1 1/2" and some 3" Nails and if you need them, a hammer and a saw.

Take all this to your house, build a bridge and then, get over it.

It seems ot me you just want to rant a little bit, thats ok, do that but dont title the thread Revenge and have people make suggestions when you have no intentions of following it up.

[turbojolt]

i know a woman that did int put potatos up peoples exhaust but a bag of kippers and they would cook and stink out the whole car lol

[Pistol Pete]

Ok at this stage of the day I think you should do as follow.

Go to your local hardware store, buy some 4.8m lengths of 9x2 rough timber, some lengths of 4x1 1/2" and some 3" Nails and if you need them, a hammer and a saw.

Take all this to your house, build a bridge and then, get over it.

It seems ot me you just want to rant a little bit, thats ok, do that but dont title the thread Revenge and have people make suggestions when you have no intentions of following it up.

FPMSL lol

[almond]

Dont think so. Him and L33 LEG should hook up lol
pmsl

i was mugged when i was 15 by 4 lads. i new where they lived so rang my dad who said leave it for a few days then we'll do something. my dads not exactly small so a few days later we went round to this lads flat when i new his mates were there. i knocked on the door while my dad hid round the corner. when the lad opened the door the cheeky fecker was even wearing my baseball cap he'd nicked !!! as bold as brass i said in front of his mates if he didnt give me my stuff back i was gonna knock him the fuXk out lol. to which you can imagine their reaction was for them to fall about laughing. i then politely asked one more time for my stuff or else they'd all get knocked out. again they found this hilarious and told me to pi55 off. one of the lads then came for me so i stepped back from the door way as he swung for me. his mates then followed out of the door coming for me and the picture on their faces as my dad popped up out of nowhere was brilliant ill never forget it. a few minutes later i was in his flat helping myself to his hifi and tv lol while my dad was showing them the error of their ways.....what goes around comes around :thumb:

[turbojolt]

pmsl

i was mugged when i was 15 by 4 lads. i new where they lived so rang my dad who said leave it for a few days then we'll do something. my dads not exactly small so a few days later we went round to this lads flat when i new his mates were there. i knocked on the door while my dad hid round the corner. when the lad opened the door the cheeky fecker was even wearing my baseball cap he'd nicked !!! as bold as brass i said in front of his mates if he didnt give me my stuff back i was gonna knock him the fuXk out lol. to which you can imagine their reaction was for them to fall about laughing. i then politely asked one more time for my stuff or else they'd all get knocked out. again they found this hilarious and told me to pi55 off. one of the lads then came for me so i stepped back from the door way as he swung for me. his mates then followed out of the door coming for me and the picture on their faces as my dad popped up out of nowhere was brilliant ill never forget it. a few minutes later i was in his flat helping myself to his hifi and tv lol while my dad was showing them th eerror of their ways.....what goes around comes around :thumb:


sound like a fairy tale to me lmao

[almond]

sound like a fairy tale to me lmao

well i lived happily ever after

[bmw156]

Take all this to your house, build a bridge and then, get over it.

It seems ot me you just want to rant a little bit, thats ok, do that but dont title the thread Revenge and have people make suggestions when you have no intentions of following it up.
you just think your so ****ing funny dont ya.

i said in my first post that im not a violent guy.
some people on here have vivid imaginations im am not going to write down every idea and then choose.
who cares if i do or dont follow any ideas up your still living your little life int ya??, its funny thinking of ideas isnt it, or does your brain hurt thinking.....
and sorry for wanting some revenge. when you know how scared i was, after he said he would stab me, for not giving his bike back. then you can complain.


oh sorry this is another rant
my bad rant over:mad:
P.s i gave his bike back.

[jimbob-mcgrew]

he said he was gonna stab ya for not givvin his bike back ?? hold on .... ? you stole his bike ?

[turbojolt]

im lost

[bmw156]

he said he was gonna stab ya for not givvin his bike back ?? hold on .... ? you stole his bike ?

no i didnt steel his bike.
ok two guys, come up to me on bikes, one nicks my hat anmd ****s off leaving the other guy standing there.

im inbetween him and his bike, and said your not having bike back until i get my hat back so he threatned to stab me.

[turbojolt]

ooo im with you now

[turbojolt]

mate its a messed up situation you found your self in if i was you i would leave it like you said your not a violet guy and there is nothing wrong with that but they obviously are so whats going to happen to you if they find out your messing around with them

[Leeboo]

Lol I wouldn't expect you to carry out any of the ideas (except maybe the **** through the letterbox thing - excellent),

I just like reading the ideas and replies, lmao at some of them

[Steve]

I still say the taxi idea, ring 4 diffrent companies order one for 3am, then 10 past 20 past and half past 3. piss him right off!

[bmw156]

I still say the taxi idea, ring 4 diffrent companies order one for 3am, then 10 past 20 past and half past 3. piss him right off!

i like it
sounds like a good idea
deffo a phonebox jobby

[Tidy Max]

well i lived happily ever after

lol good come back

[Andy]

This has descended into complete disney.Look lad,if you feel you need to rant about it and im not being funny or awful by this,go see someone professional to help you out.Ive been mugged a couple of times,seriously beaten up and all sorts.Yes its sh1te thinking about it.I knew who they ALL were.Some i got revenge on others i didnt.If you went through life planning stuff and ranting on the internet it would be a sad life.Just leave it as it is.People get bullied at school-humiliated infront of people..but they move on.They dont forgive and they wont forget.Life just goes on simple as.As the old saying goes..."He who laughs last,laughs longest......"

[turbojolt]

This has descended into complete disney.Look lad,if you feel you need to rant about it and im not being funny or awful by this,go see someone professional to help you out.Ive been mugged a couple of times,seriously beaten up and all sorts.Yes its sh1te thinking about it.I knew who they ALL were.Some i got revenge on others i didnt.If you went through life planning stuff and ranting on the internet it would be a sad life.Just leave it as it is.People get bullied at school-humiliated infront of people..but they move on.They dont forgive and they wont forget.Life just goes on simple as.As the old saying goes..."He who laughs last,laughs longest......"


well put mate :thumb:

[EUROTURBO]

im not a nasty person but expanding foam does wonders for gaps everywhere in cars, houses sheds, windows etc fun fun fun....!!!!

[kelbelle]

Just so everyone know...

I was there when BMW156 got mugged it started with him trying to take some glow sticks i was wearing :cuckoo:
I ignored him and so he shouted to BMW156 to stop or he was going to 'do' his girl. Now I dont know what that means in gangster language but it scared me. Does it mean beat up, or rape? BMW didnt hear this part and didnt know it had been said until later when i told him (good job he didnt here)

If its any consilation, the guy whose bike bmw took did try and stop it, He told his mate to leave it because I was scared but that doesnt excuse it.

[Dod]

Ok, a witness and victom, CALL THE COPS.

http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funny-pictures-doh-cat.jpg

[Jack]

Even better, call Dod

[Dod]

Pay my Flights, get me an Omega Estate and £500 cash and I'll sort it.


Already offered.

[Sloth]

offer here too.

[bmw156]

have a bidding war next thing i know, sloth will you do it for 400 lol

[Ben]

Just so everyone know...

I was there when BMW156 got mugged it started with him trying to take some glow sticks i was wearing :cuckoo:
I ignored him and so he shouted to BMW156 to stop or he was going to 'do' his girl. Now I dont know what that means in gangster language but it scared me. Does it mean beat up, or rape? BMW didnt hear this part and didnt know it had been said until later when i told him (good job he didnt here)

If its any consilation, the guy whose bike bmw took did try and stop it, He told his mate to leave it because I was scared but that doesnt excuse it.

Do you call him BMW156 when he is screwing you?

[L14MNP]

Zim zimma she's got the keys to the Bimma lol

[Ben]

Solacaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

She got da keys to his truck!

[L14MNP]

LMAO @ Ben

lol Junk in the trunk. Would be awesome if his real name was BMW156 though lol E36316 would have been more gangster yo

[Ben]

LMAO @ Ben

lol Junk in the trunk. Would be awesome if his real name was BMW156 though lol E36316 would have been more gangster yo

Another quality rank for someone..

BMW156 aka E36316

It could stand for Black mans willy 1.56"

[L14MNP]

No wonder she was scared of being 'done' then if his manhood is 1.56" in length
She don't know no real man lol
http://boxeanglaise.b.o.pic.centerblog.net/3as8bs00.jpg
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bF_iiX1HepM

[Sloth]

id do it for the crack, ive felt like....abusing shall we say, summat for ages........ was gonna go huntin but cba tbh

[L14MNP]

If I lived in Hull I'd feel the same way mate lol

[Ben]

lol would be funny as fook if one of these hard cases went down to sort the mugger out and the mugger kicked him to fook! and 1.56" willy was filming it!

[Sloth]

cheers liam! but sunderland aint much better..... ben you reckon hes gonna argue with.....a water pistol ;)

[L14MNP]

I live in Durham TBH but Sunderland AFC are my local team and we all know how much they rock... :roll:lol

Some bad sh1t will go down if any of these hard cases ever find the mugger
http://pds5.egloos.com/pds/200701/26/08/c0045208_09014845.jpg

[Sloth]

err, nope not a keyboard warrior mate. not a hard guy either. i just dont piss about. simple.

[Sloth]

pah sunderland hull city afc ftw!

[Dod]

lol

I'm visualising some chav being beaten to death by a load of small guys with Key Boards.

[Spudly]

pah sunderland hull city afc ftw!



Meh, football FTL imo haha!


And oi liam not everyone from hull is a village idiot like sloth lol

[draper]

:yawn: