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Austin.J
29-10-08, 02:12 PM
Last night i made abit of a mistake by staying out later than i should :roll:

Anyway, i've been working since 8 and dont finish till 9, i feel like death as it is.

Anyone have any ideas on how the hell i'm gonna stay awake?

I've already had my lunch so i'm stuck in the office :(

Gemima
29-10-08, 02:14 PM
Go have a "poo" in the loo but really put toilet seat down and have a 30min snooze!

Austin.J
29-10-08, 02:16 PM
Go have a "poo" in the loo but really put toilet seat down and have a 30min snooze!

Sounds like a plan!:D

Jack
29-10-08, 02:20 PM
Work Poo ftw.

I found coffee kept me awake in Kandahar when I started getting sleepy after being up for 24 hours. One strong cup every half hour for about 3 hours and that kept me going for about 30 extra hours.

Austin.J
29-10-08, 02:21 PM
Work Poo ftw.

I found coffee kept me awake in Kandahar when I started getting sleepy after being up for 24 hours. One strong cup every half hour for about 3 hours and that kept me going for about 30 extra hours.

coffee machine = 25p me = skint

Austin.J
29-10-08, 02:24 PM
Sod it i'm off for a sh1t.

Gemima
29-10-08, 02:33 PM
lol

burgo
29-10-08, 02:36 PM
staying awake is easy. just not nice going through the dosey stage waiting for second wind to kick in

Southie
29-10-08, 02:40 PM
Porn sites lol
Something gone wrong if you nod off :D

Spudly
29-10-08, 02:41 PM
Yeah but blokes always nod off err "afterwards" if you get me so probably not a good idea tbh lol

Southie
29-10-08, 02:43 PM
Yeah but blokes always nod off err "afterwards" if you get me so probably not a good idea tbh lol

Oh and you can no longer smoke in public places lol

Andy
29-10-08, 02:50 PM
Amphetamines ftw!!!

Breeny
29-10-08, 02:57 PM
Pro Plus always does the trick for me!

Tidy Max
29-10-08, 02:59 PM
Amphetamines ftw!!!

lol

jimbob-mcgrew
29-10-08, 03:00 PM
staying awake is easy. just not nice going through the dosey stage waiting for second wind to kick in

^ heh, second wind.. i hear ya burgo, thas some philosophical sh1t

Lauren
29-10-08, 03:14 PM
Pro Plus always does the trick for me!

I was gonna suggest that. I used to take so many of them I'd shake. lol

Austin.J
29-10-08, 03:56 PM
Not the best sleep, but was better than nothing, feel even more funked now though, i wanna go back to sleep lol

Shaun_O'Donnell
29-10-08, 04:00 PM
What do you do?

Spudly
29-10-08, 04:02 PM
What do you do?


Had a five knuckle shuffle then did some "fet" lol



Or at least he will have done if he folloewed the advice given in here lol

Shaun_O'Donnell
29-10-08, 04:03 PM
Bit too much information, but hey......

I was meaning regarding his job.

large_steve182
29-10-08, 04:11 PM
a couple pro plus and a wee play of the "one string guitar" is amazing. i almost snapped a string :)

but if no coffee or tablets. try getting a cold wet cloth and everytime yours eyes put the cloth on your face. its really cold and annoying but it does keep you awake. i remember doing it as a kid to watch the wwf. i used to fall asleep at like 10 when it started. so i would get a wet cloth to keep me awake.

Shaun_O'Donnell
29-10-08, 04:12 PM
A couple of deep breaths of this crisp winter air should waken you up. Works for me, going on almost 8 hours of doing nothing here at work and that is what I have been relying on.

Austin.J
29-10-08, 04:16 PM
What do you do?

Fraud dept at HBOS

Spudly
29-10-08, 04:17 PM
going on almost 8 hours of doing nothing here at work



I feel your pain matey, its log in and open solitaire and png is my daily routine.

Depression caused by boredom set in a couple of weeks back too, wooo!

Austin.J
29-10-08, 04:19 PM
I feel your pain matey, its log in and open solitaire and png is my daily routine.

Depression caused by boredom set in a couple of weeks back too, wooo!

I wish i could play solitaire all day... that'd be ideal.

Shaun_O'Donnell
29-10-08, 04:22 PM
Playing solitare or freecell just accelerates your boredom. PNG, fresh air and chatting to our cute receptionist has been the highlight of my day so far.....

Austin.J
29-10-08, 04:22 PM
Playing solitare or freecell just accelerates your boredom. PNG, fresh air and chatting to our cute receptionist has been the highlight of my day so far.....

My office is FULL of filth... i can feel a danger w@nk coming on...

Spudly
29-10-08, 04:27 PM
Playing solitare or freecell just accelerates your boredom.


Aye ill agree on that one, but when you go round at least four different forums and there are no new posts on any of them and you are still logged in to each of them as you go back round you kinda need something else to do......:cry:

Shaun_O'Donnell
29-10-08, 04:28 PM
Aye ill agree on that one, but when you go round at least four different forums and there are no new posts on any of them and you are still logged in to each of them as you go back round you kinda need something else to do......:cry:

Not got a cute receptionist then? lol lol

Spudly
29-10-08, 04:29 PM
Not got a cute receptionist then? lol lol



Yeah but she is all loved up on one of the techies (they think noone knows theyre together) and its still the honeymoon period so she aint interested lol

boyle_46
29-10-08, 04:32 PM
i know the feeling mate im working nights , start at 8.30 pm right through to 7 am , starting to take its toll on me , apart from waking up at 12 / 1 my sleeping patterns are all messed up but think of the monehh .

Austin.J
29-10-08, 04:36 PM
Yeah but she is all loved up on one of the techies (they think noone knows theyre together) and its still the honeymoon period so she aint interested lol

You should try tape "n" rape :D :D

Spudly
29-10-08, 04:43 PM
You should try tape "n" rape :D :D



Yeah its not rape its just surprise sex and all that lol

Martin
29-10-08, 05:23 PM
pro plus is weak ****.. you want Epherdrine, Caffine and Asprin..

Andy
29-10-08, 05:30 PM
Yeah ephidrine is cheaper aswell lol Its just legal speed lol

Martin
29-10-08, 05:31 PM
its not even legal PMSL

got 2000 here anytakers?

Andy
29-10-08, 05:35 PM
Legal-ish lol

Lynsey
29-10-08, 06:38 PM
I'll have it Martin :) was looking at it on the net the other week, just don't want it off any dodgy sites... Oh wait lol

Southie
29-10-08, 07:00 PM
Only 1 hour to go :) Are you still awake? If so what did you use besides PNG lol

Austin.J
29-10-08, 07:20 PM
Only 1 hour to go :) Are you still awake? If so what did you use besides PNG lol

Hot evening staff are keeping my eyes open, thats about it.lol

Southie
29-10-08, 07:21 PM
Hot evening staff are keeping my eyes open, thats about it.lol

Nice one lol I thought I could here snoring over the hills lol

Austin.J
29-10-08, 07:38 PM
Nice one lol I thought I could here snoring over the hills lol

haha 1 hour 20 mins left :(

Martin
29-10-08, 07:54 PM
I'll have it Martin :) was looking at it on the net the other week, just don't want it off any dodgy sites... Oh wait lol

£8 = 100
£75 = 1000

i lost 3.5st last yeah on this with good diet..

Austin.J
29-10-08, 08:02 PM
DRUG DEALING@!@!@! wouldn't mind some myself, missus would kick the funk off though.

Martin
29-10-08, 08:08 PM
weight loss pills mate..

burgo
29-10-08, 10:40 PM
lol heres me saying how easy it is to stay awake yet i fell asleep at three and only woke up an hour ago

NovaGuy1400SRi
30-10-08, 01:00 AM
Burgo all you seem to do is sleep lol

S**t not having a job though, im on here most of the day lol

burgo
30-10-08, 02:03 AM
cheeky ****e

C14se
30-10-08, 02:26 AM
a couple pro plus and a wee play of the "one string guitar" is amazing

lol

Jack
30-10-08, 07:36 AM
S**t not having a job though, im on here most of the day lol
I have a job and I'm still on here most of the day

Spudly
30-10-08, 09:23 AM
I have a job and I'm still on here most of the day



Seconded lol:p :p

Pistol Pete
30-10-08, 09:56 AM
I have a job and i'm on here all day everyday!!

Spudly
30-10-08, 09:58 AM
^^^^Thats three of us, hmmm any gen on a "how many people spend their working days on here" thread lol

hendrix
30-10-08, 10:09 AM
fourthed lol

Southie
30-10-08, 10:13 AM
Fifthed ;)

Makes the working day go that little smoother. PNG is like stress relief lol

jimbob-mcgrew
30-10-08, 10:33 AM
who's the cokehead ?

Spudly
30-10-08, 10:33 AM
Errr he just left i think??

Martin
31-10-08, 04:00 PM
i'm here lol

hendrix
31-10-08, 04:03 PM
Lol @ martin at pv ;)