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[kelbelle]

Hello everyone!

I just joined so thought I would start a thread to say hi!

so...HI! :D

[belly257]

hi you ok? welcome:thumb:

[brainsnova]

woooohoooooo more p.n.g chicks. Welcome.

[imnobby]

hey welcome to png what car do you drive..... im guessing its a nova rite? lol

[kelbelle]

Well I have my driving test in 5 weeks so if I pass *fingers crossed* I will be driving a Nova 1.2 Mark 1, oh and its red ha ha :)

[bmw156]

shes my gf woop woop :>
<<<<< that car

[belly257]

good luck with your test:thumb:

[kelbelle]

Well I failed my mock, I realised I had as soon as I saw my instructors feet slide to the pedals lmao woops
If in doubt, stop!

[large_steve182]

boobs out?

[kelbelle]

ummm excuse me? Boobs out? Did I miss part of the convo?

[large_steve182]

nop, its just a general question

[imnobby]

haha take it easy she is new!!

[kelbelle]

As in did i get my boobs out? Have I got my boobs out? Will I get my boobs out? lol Now?, For my test?

[mowgli]

don't worry, large steve 182 is usually much slower at these sort of questions, he recently opened a thread asking our advice on how to ask a shy girl out.......
Welcome to PNG, my first nova was a red1.2 mk1, I drove it on the day I passed my test, in 1986.......

[large_steve182]

sorry for the unpuncuated version of the question
what i was merely asking was

"hello, i was enquiring in wether it would be at all possible for you to present your breasts in an ordinally fashion for my viewing pleasure. prefereblly in the near future as i would be interested in seeing some chebs.
king regards
paul"

[mowgli]

/\/\ more polite, but wait till it reaches page 15 before asking, the rejection won't be so bad by then

[NovaGuy1400SRi]

sorry for the unpuncuated version of the question
what i was merely asking was

"hello, i was enquiring in wether it would be at all possible for you to present your breasts in an ordinally fashion for my viewing pleasure. prefereblly in the near future as i would be interested in seeing some chebs.
king regards
paul"

lol lol

And welcome :thumb:

[NovaLad]

:tard:Hi...

How many pages.

[kelbelle]

Well how can a girl refuse when a gentleman asks so politely!













http://i38.tinypic.com/k4ufy1.jpg
:thumb:

[kelbelle]

Come to think of it we would have to move to the 18+ forum for that kind of naughtiness!

[bmw156]

lollol

[mowgli]

no, a photo of an american with a boob job is so common that it is allowed

even though she appears to be wearing a dolls bra & my grans support girdle.......

[FUSION X16XE]

boobs out?

Legend lol

[kelbelle]

Just to be clear to all the lads out there that dont get irony
THAT IS NOT ME!

oh and for boobs try the mugshot thread. Apparently I look like a **** tho

[brainsnova]

Well how can a girl refuse when a gentleman asks so politely!













http://i38.tinypic.com/k4ufy1.jpg
:thumb:


thats a waste of implants

[FUSION X16XE]

Just to be clear to all the lads out there that dont get irony
THAT IS NOT ME!

oh and for boobs try the mugshot thread. Apparently I look like a **** tho

Damn and here was me heading to the 18+ forum! lol

[large_steve182]

i think your very pretty :)

[ade]

Welcome to the site - good luck with the test!

I wonder how long this thread will get...

RJ!!!!!

[large_steve182]

oh and for boobs try the mugshot thread. Apparently I look like a **** tho

i think you look very pretty :)

[kelbelle]

Welcome to the site - good luck with the test!

I wonder how long this thread will get...

RJ!!!!!

I think we're getting shut down lads!

Well nice meeting you all lol

[ade]

lol

youre only at 3 pages - so not yet - but being "ladies" and I've "no idea" why this happens, but all the "males" on here suddenly turn in to cassanovas (no pun intended) or idiots and start bleeting on about how lovely you all are and can they jiggy with you etc etc...

Guys - GET OUT AND MEET REAL GIRLS! The internet isnt healthy!

It's strange - when "guys" join the site and say "Hi and new", the thread never goes beyond 3 pages...and the girl members never start saying "show us yer m00bs!"

speaking of which why do b00bs ALWAYS get mentioned (usually by Steve).

Like a newbie is EVER gonna show her real b00bs!

(rolls eyes, puts pipe back in mouth and casually sits back in comfy chair with pussy on lap)

[mowgli]

casually sits back in comfy chair with pussy on lap

you wish

[ade]

lol

I have a very comfy leather computer chair.

And my cat is called Buffy and shes curled up on my lap as I "type"

[large_steve182]

i had a cat. but it was cross eyed. so i took it to the vet the other week and he gave me a load of blah blah blah crap. then he picked it up to inspect it. he said
"im going to have to put it down"
i was like "why because its cross eyed?"
"no because its f**king heavy"

[brainsnova]

lol


(rolls eyes, puts pipe back in mouth and casually sits back in comfy chair with pussy on lap)

pipes are for old men and your not lol

[mowgli]

I suppose you have the quilted dressing gown, matching hat with tassle & a monocle, oh and a glass of malt to keep the cold out........ & I though I was getting old.......

[ade]

alarmingly I was in a restaurant the other day with missus waiting for 2 friends.

Had a soft drink (was driving) and was messing with the plastic c0cktail stick in the drink (black with flat round bit at the end).

Next thing I know I've one end in my mouth and the flat bit cupped in my hand like the bowl of a pipe!

Missus looks at me and says - why you pretending your'e smoking a pipe.

I couldnt answer...but oddly I had an image of Sherlock Holmes in my head...

[Emmy]

lol

[belly257]

alarmingly I was in a restaurant the other day with missus waiting for 2 friends.

Had a soft drink (was driving) and was messing with the plastic c0cktail stick in the drink (black with flat round bit at the end).

Next thing I know I've one end in my mouth and the flat bit cupped in my hand like the bowl of a pipe!

Missus looks at me and says - why you pretending your'e smoking a pipe.

I couldnt answer...but oddly I had an image of Sherlock Holmes in my head...lol lol

lol lol lol

[Jim Mcrae]

Welcome. Four pages in two hours is nt bad at all. As you can see there are a few strange ones about, if you think this is bad wait till PVS lol

[ade]

ah yes PVS

The ladies love that show...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/danga/pv26310004.jpg

[belly257]

can't wait till pvs 09, missed the last one:(

[ade]

it was HOT

DAMN HOT!

better join up as a club member Belly - get discounted tickets.

[mowgli]

ah yes PVS

The ladies love that show...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/danga/pv26310004.jpg

Ahh the perfect woman, dubious taste buds & a well hinged jaw.......

[belly257]

it was HOT

DAMN HOT!

better join up as a club member Belly - get discounted tickets.

im going to join on payday (yes ano its only a tenner or something i am very skint) get payed in a week so will do it then, how much do i get off?

[Jack]

LMFAO @ pie

I wonder how long this thread will get...

RJ!!!!!
At the moment I am Captain Grumpy, so any funny business and this thread goes to room 101.

[stuartyj21]

hi newbie, good luck with your test...

[Ernie]

Welcome to the site from me and Splitty.

[Stuart]

RJ, race ya to sin bin everyone lol

[Jack]

LMFAO strong in you is the force of ban

[Smurf-Xx]

i had a cat. but it was cross eyed. so i took it to the vet the other week and he gave me a load of blah blah blah crap. then he picked it up to inspect it. he said
"im going to have to put it down"
i was like "why because its cross eyed?"
"no because its f**king heavy"

I actually fount that quite funny lol

And welcome to PNG :)

[kelbelle]

Welcome. Four pages in two hours is nt bad at all. As you can see there are a few strange ones about, if you think this is bad wait till PVS lol

Can I say in my defence that I left the discussion at about 2 pages. Come back 24 hours later and its on 6!

Im a bit scared! :(

[16v Nova Kev]

howdy lol

[ade]

im going to join on payday (yes ano its only a tenner or something i am very skint) get payed in a week so will do it then, how much do i get off?

it depends on the event - could be as much as a fiver! 2 shows and youve saved!

:thumb:

lol kelbelle - welcome to the PNG threadathon!

It's like a bad fart with a little bit of follow through - you produced it and need to face the consequences...

[Jack]

Can I say in my defence that I left the discussion at about 2 pages. Come back 24 hours later and its on 6!

Im a bit scared! :(
Hah, this usually happens. I reckon 8 pages tbh.

So far you've been ok though. Emmy encouraged it and got banned, whoops. lol

[ste porter]

hi welcome and pvs is a corker trust me theres some nice flaps lol

[ade]

hi welcome and pvs is a corker trust me theres some nice flaps lol
aye the range of tent openings is amazing!

:tard: