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By order of the man himself, I am to tell you that Razorjack and I are getting married.
We are yet to set a date and he still hasn't bought me a f*cking ring, but we just can't hide our undying love for each other any more!
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 02:33 PM
Boring! I thought you were going to link us to pics of your boobs!
I have a ring for you!!
ill take laurens ring if its on offer
Meh. I love how he tells me to do this then suddenly disappears offline... lol
Sorry, I was busy booking the chieftan tank for the wedding.
I want to arrive in style.
I want a mustang for my wedding car.
meritlover
24-10-08, 02:41 PM
WTF?
go and straighten your hair or something equally constructive:roll:
Sorry, we're having a Camaro or GTX or GTO or Challenger or 'Cuda. No mustang.
Mr Mmeritlover, are you not happy for us? I would very much like you to be my best man.
A Challenger is quite acceptable.
He blatently wants to marry you himself.
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 02:43 PM
WTF?
go and straighten your hair or something equally constructive:roll:
Washing up? lol;)
WTF?
go and straighten your hair or something equally constructive:roll:
its bad feng shui to have a pc in the kitchen
craig green
24-10-08, 02:47 PM
Mr Mmeritlover, are you not happy for us? I would very much like you to be my best man.
Can you imagine the speech? lol
meritlover
24-10-08, 02:56 PM
He blatently wants to marry you himself.
i'd be honoured to marry you both. if only i was a Minister.;)
a quid says she's :
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:iJsa0zMiOUWZLM:http://bp3.blogger.com/_Q4oW8_Zi-fw/RwLwCmDNKII/AAAAAAAAAck/UxYQCrCAolY/s400/KnockedUp-Promo_012.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://bp3.blogger.com/_Q4oW8_Zi-fw/RwLwCmDNKII/AAAAAAAAAck/UxYQCrCAolY/s400/KnockedUp-Promo_012.jpg&imgrefurl=http://theamazingkatherine-heigl.blogspot.com/2007/10/promotional-photoshoot-from-knocked-up.html&h=326&w=400&sz=46&hl=en&start=9&usg=__caQZxwx-Qp6CkO8i1MlQUZ5yBl4=&tbnid=iJsa0zMiOUWZLM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dknocked%2Bup%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)
Dammit, I can't see that picture. I'm sure it's insulting. lol
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 03:03 PM
Very lol
Dammit, I can't see that picture. I'm sure it's insulting. lol
Are you, you know, late????? cough cough, in the pudding club?? I've got a quid riding on this, so tell all
I do not have a bun in the oven. Give it a couple of months of wedded bliss and maybe. lol
I do not have a bun in the oven. Give it a couple of months of wedded bliss and maybe. lol
I can tell you have never been wed before, trust me, the wedded bliss is measured in seconds........
Hang on, isnt Jack Gay or something?
Hang on, isnt Jack Gay or something?
I'm not sure about either of them TBH, I think a his n hers dildo set should be on the gift list
Shaun_O'Donnell
24-10-08, 04:05 PM
Someone's telling porkies!!!!
Tonight, out for a drink with some peeps from work.
Tomorrow, visiting the next Mrs RJ in Reading and perhaps staying there til sunday.
Sunday, PNG:SW meet at Weston Super Mare.
Right, tonight I am going out for a few drinks and to see Saw 5.
Tomorrow, me and 11 mates are going to Thorpe Park for one of those fright night things.
Sunday, I shall be sleeping.
lol lol lol
I'm not sure about either of them TBH, I think a his n hers dildo set should be on the gift list
What, you think I'm a rug muncher?
What, you think I'm a rug muncher?
Well, after posting piccys of nice ladies on the 18+, I am having my doubts, anyway, I like ladies, so we might have something in common
Tidy Max
24-10-08, 04:11 PM
lol im not sure if this thread is an in joke, and your not actually getting married.. but im going to say congratulations? t
he fact that this will be the 26th post in this thread, yet the first one that says congratulations is abit odd.. but hey lol
^ lol
The majority of women can appreciate a good-looking woman, it doesn't mean I spend my evenings flicking someones bean!
edit: Jealous? You want to marry Jack as well? lol
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 04:12 PM
What, you think I'm a rug muncher?
Are you?! lol
If you are.......... PICS!!
Hang on, isnt Jack Gay or something?
Thats my cover story
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 04:15 PM
Yeah but you dont have to "do the act" for it to be a cover story!! lol
Thats my cover story
Ahhh the old 'I need a good woman to straighten me out' routine
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 04:16 PM
lol
Southie
24-10-08, 04:19 PM
Are you?! lol
If you are.......... PICS!!
For you pete lol
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/rugmuncher.jpg
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 04:21 PM
lol
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/rugmuncher.jpg
this sort of thing should be in 18+..... its rude
That is so cute.
Lesbian.
Southie
24-10-08, 04:29 PM
Lesbian.
I thought you were getting wed. lol You ain't a woman are you Razorjack ;) or is it Razorjakie
What? I'm a lesbian too, I love women.
Err i thought we were gonna get married lauren, how mean lol
Spud sandwich?
You wish.
Yes? :p
Ooh theres an offer ive never had before jack lol
Spud, I told you, you fancied a blonde, your luck is up. lol
Spud sandwhich sounds good though lol
Rj is just interested in the Hainault sex.....
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 05:35 PM
lol
Spud, I told you, you fancied a blonde, your luck is up. lol
Spud sandwhich sounds good though lol
Awww nooo, the office eye-candy now goes out with one of the techys and now jacks stolen you from me noooooooo
Anyone for a sarny then lol
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 05:39 PM
:D I'll have a bacon one please
large_steve182
24-10-08, 05:48 PM
http://uploads.abovetopsecret.com/ats7320_gay_thread.jpg
The Simps
24-10-08, 05:48 PM
I think you'll get more approval Jack if you promise a wedding night video, with your bits blurred obviously!
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 05:50 PM
http://uploads.abovetopsecret.com/ats7320_gay_thread.jpg
Whats up steve, not messed up enough for you lol
large_steve182
24-10-08, 05:53 PM
its just really gay. and thats not my bag baby
Pistol Pete
24-10-08, 05:55 PM
lol yeah ok.
http://uploads.abovetopsecret.com/ats7320_gay_thread.jpg
No it isn't, you are just sulking about the football again & can't see the wit involved
large_steve182
24-10-08, 06:01 PM
i won football tueday. and winning next week
just this thread is totally paul o grady
you are possibly derailing the first ever different sex png online wedding with your defamatory comments
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