Aunt bessies finest!

[Austin.J]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z167/darthnutcase/DSC00266.jpg


Great thing to eat before a night on the lash!

[General Baxter]

you fail at food lol

[16v Nova Kev]

looks like afterbirth

[Stuart]

I eat some crap but even I wouldnt touch that!!!

[Austin.J]

meat and patato pie with mash and mint sauce, and you're all wrong!

[16v Nova Kev]

i have did better looking ****s than that lol lol

[Austin.J]

Fine, if that isn't up to scratch, i'll upload what i had for dinner!

[Austin.J]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z167/darthnutcase/DSC00174.jpg

Is that any better? pack of sausages an egg and some bacon.

[Spudly]

Would you care for a little pie to go with your gravy sir? lol

[16v Nova Kev]

please dont lol

[Stuart]

Fine, if that isn't up to scratch, i'll upload what i had for dinner!


was that a lunchtime meal? if so then that was LUNCH, not Dinner ;). Dinner is an evening meal :p

[Spudly]

Is that any better? pack of sausages an egg and some bacon.


Bat fastard!!!!


Err thats just wrong youve popped the egg whilst cooking it thats just silly!


And ive gotta disagree there stuart, its breakfast, dinner and tea:thumb:

[Austin.J]

egg popped itself!

[16v Nova Kev]

food fourum this way >>>>>>>>>>>

[Stuart]

Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, Dinner, midnight snack.... no "tea" crap unless its a sunday early evening, then its acceptable but its then like a picnic as opposed to proper meal.

[white2lSR]

I am picturing a big fat man.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r57/rubberrambo/FATBOYSLIM-Youvecomealongwaybaby-Fr.jpg

[Jack]

Typical northerner, pie and mashed potato lol

[General Baxter]

food fourum this way >>>>>>>>>>>

umm if we had one, the other forums would be empty lol

[Spudly]

egg popped itself!



Unlucky dude, tis ace when ya bite into it and the egg runs all over:)

Ahh well i cba to get into a dinner/lunch tea/dinner debate, i dunno how you guys run things down south but its dinner and tea round this way lol

[Stuart]

The glorious south is right, the norf is wrong :p

[Spudly]

The glorious south is right, the norf is wrong :p



Hahaha w/e i beg to differ lol

[hendrix]

i agree with spud :thumb:

[Spudly]

Cheers andy for that ill let ya do me a bacon sarny on saturday lol

[hendrix]

cheeky twunt lol. Yep I'll get some bacon tho. good idea

[Spudly]

cheeky twunt lol. Yep I'll get some bacon tho. good idea


Nice touch dude we got ourselves a martin aswell:thumb:

Might need ya tools if you got some as im picking a snap-off wheel from me mate tomorrow, fancy setting off me airbag somewhere aswell haha:thumb:

[hendrix]

lol yeah, me back yard ;-)
No mincing allowed though, plenty to do haha. No rush tho, havin a cushty morning before starting.
Tools, no probs

[mowgli]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z167/darthnutcase/DSC00266.jpg

/\/\/\ I have never seen a dinner before that had algae living on it

[Mike]

Ill stick to my microwave camping curries me thinks :D

[Jack]

Queen owns country.

Queen lives in south.

South win.

[mowgli]

So, what about Balmoral Castle????????????????????????????????

[Jack]

Thats in Scotland, doesn't count :p

[mowgli]

Thats in Scotland, doesn't count :p

HOW MANY TIMES.......Scotland hasn't existed for 300 years, except as a poor sports team.... Queen Liz is the queen of Britain & its Commonwealth, but she lets Charles rule the Welsh

[Martin]

But.. ii am god, and ii am in the norf.. so norf is god like ;)


btw that sarnie needs 3burgers and cheese in ther with mushrooms oinions and brown sauce and black pepper..

[Lauren]

Sorry Austin, but that does look pretty rank. lol

[turbojolt]

is that instant mash i hate that stuff its like eating gloupe

[Dod]

Austin FAILS at living in the next 6-8mths.

[mowgli]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z167/darthnutcase/DSC00266.jpg

we should sent a piccy of this to Jamie Oliver........ He would shat it he saw it for real, but not as much as Austin J must have after eating it

[L14MNP]

That 'meal' looks like **** mate lol
The North is correct though :p Dinner/tea.
Spud is double correct for typing bacon sarnie instead of bacon butty/bap etc :gay:

[Pistol Pete]

I always thought butties was a northern thing?

And yeah that is a plate of poo if ever i saw one!

[Jack]

butty = sarnie = sandwich = filling between two slices of bread
bap = round, flat (ish) roll with filling in the middle
roll/baguette = long, thin bread with filling in the middle
bun = similar to bap, but taller, usually in the form of cake

barm/cob/etc = fecking norfic failspeak :p

[mowgli]

Cob is a leicestershire term for something to put bacon in.. but 5 miles away in nuneaton, it is a batch

[Dod]

Do you lot have Breakfast Rolls?
http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00181/baguette_181678c.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvo99q4S3Xo

[L14MNP]

Hell no Dod lol

I'm too busy breeding whippets and eating stotties.

[Pistol Pete]

Looking at that (not had breakfasy yet!) i thought a breakfast roll would go down a treat right now! Opened the fridge, no farkin eggs!

[Pistol Pete]

Hell no Dod lol

I'm too busy breeding whippets and eating stotties.

FPMSL!

[L14MNP]

I'm having some nice crispy bacon in a bit of fresh crusty bread with lurpak and a fried egg. :)

[Dod]

Hell no Dod lol

I'm too busy breeding whippets and eating stotties.

Oooooooooook. :wtf:

[Jack]

I'm too busy breeding whippets
LMFAO

Went on a holi-errrrm-training course in bournemouth once, and one of the lecturers, a Norfic, let slip he had a whippet. The tearing of a new bumhole failed to cease for the entire two days :D

[Pistol Pete]

I'm having some nice crispy bacon in a bit of fresh crusty bread with lurpak and a fried egg. :)

I just had cripsy bacon. :(

[draper]

real men simply have a few beers before a night out

[Pistol Pete]

:confused:

[Dod]

real men simply have a few beers before a night out

FAIL.

Whiskey FTW!!

[mowgli]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1080044/Theyve-got-rotten-teeth-need-bath-just-watch-footie--Rugby-star-slams-Yorkshire-town-worst-place-earth.html

its grim oop north

[L14MNP]

Pah! that's not North enough.

[Jack]

If its above the M4, its officially "norf"

[Pistol Pete]

Fark off! lol

South of the M4 is banjo country lol

[Martin]

whats with the whippet Ting?

[Dod]

Its Liam's feble attempt at being Racist, I had to google it to find out.

[Austin.J]

Just got in, off back out after a shower... that pie lasted me till about 2 hours ago when i had a kitkat from someones (not a clue who) house...

You all are just jelous of our exeptional taste in food up norf!

[Pistol Pete]

lol now your robbing kit kats from people?!

And your telling me that "meal" lasted you 24 hours without eating, WTF?!

[Austin.J]

lol now your robbing kit kats from people?!

And your telling me that "meal" lasted you 24 hours without eating, WTF?!


24 hours of heavy drinking... 'tis the perfect meal...

And kitkat robbing goes down even better than pie & mash...

[walshc]

Daaaaayyym! :eek: lol would sir like another dribble of mashed potatoes? lol you could drink those spuds

[gsi_olly]

i preferr the dinner lol