my penis is going mental..

[Stuart]

Channel 4, Gok Wan's beauty thing.... hot girls and rough ones, arghhhhh I cant cope

[burgo]

lol as long as its reacting to the right ones thats all that matters

[Stuart]

the butch one with short hair, a face of metal and diamond tattoooos ohhhhh yeah :D

[Dar]

You have a penis? When did this happen!

[Stuart]

I stole it from a boy I met

[Dar]

I stole it from a boy I met
Bobbit style?

[bmw156]

yeh good times doesnt the girl who had all the metal and big black hair look real nice now??

[burgo]

yeh good times doesnt the girl who had all the metal and big black hair look real nice now??i wouldnt go that far but she does look sooooo much better without all the bull****

[Stuart]

the bird with the pale skin and uber red lips is funking hot!!!

[Lynsey]

Oh FFS! I'm no looker myself but damn there are some ugly ladies out there!

[Stuart]

Lynz, bearing in mind your norven and I'm a keyboard homo. I still would :D lol

[Lynsey]

Saying I've got a hairy bumhole Stu?

[Stuart]

erm if you want me to.... lol

[Lynsey]

lol @ the wee 4ft someting girl saying she can 'hold her head up high, no matter how much other people put thr down' lol

[Stuart]

shes got her tounge pierced and is just the right height for her to not need to kneel down ;)

[Lynsey]

Does look like fun in there lol

[Stuart]

I kept willing them all to kiss :D

[ade]

Gok Wan - now theres a penis if ever there was one.

cans STAND him. Should read Cok Wang!

lol

[Austin.J]

Don't worry, gok loves cock...

[paddy138]

id say gok wan isnt gay at all, hes just trickin all these women to strip in front of him,

[Lynsey]

So he can cop a few cheeky feels?

[paddy138]

be dead right to, plenty of baps out in the program tonight aswell, and all before nine o clock, whats the world coming to lol

[Lauren]

Oh FFS! I'm no looker myself but damn there are some ugly ladies out there!

I'd do ya Lynz ;) lol

[Jack]

It amazes me he's made his money telling people that to look good, they need to tidy up, put on some decent clothes and get their hair done - and thats acceptable, in fact women pay money to be told that. Feck, if I said that to my gf, I'd get a slap!

[Lauren]

Last I heard you didn't HAVE a girlfriend! lol

[Spudly]

Ooohh lauren that was mean, go and sit on the naughty step and think about what you have done>>>>>>>>>

[Lauren]

I didn't mean that to be as nasty as it looked, sorry Jack!

Spud, are you going to punish me? lol

[Spudly]

Im yet to think of something equally as mean, so till i can you must stay on the naughty step lol

[Jack]

Last I heard you didn't HAVE a girlfriend! lol
You cut me deep :(

Anyway, one thread already went off on a tangent about my love life, thats enough lol

[Spudly]

You cut me deep :(


Tis alright jack ive banished her to the naughty step for you while a suitable punishment is thought up lol

[brainsnova]

Lauren = banned lol

[Jack]

Feck that, I'd never hear the end of it!

[Lauren]

True, I would text you all day till you unbanned me. And you can forget about the wedding too. lol

[Jack]

I'm ringing Orange right now to change my number lol