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large_steve182
21-10-08, 12:56 AM
so was round at a friends the other week and we were talking about good scary films. he mentioned a film called the visitors.
so the other day i downloaded a film called "the visitors"
i had a quick skim through it after it completed. and i thought seems like a reasonably scary film. (general hand held camera parts. everything shaky and green) seems like your tradition alien film. so tonight i settled down and got comfy to watch the film.

so it starts:
hand held camera on a desert road looking at weird lights in the sky and people talking. and some stuff gets shaky and the camera gets dropped. then cuts to a girl on a couch under a quilt and an old man (her dad maybe) and hes making weird pervy faces and noises. then shes goes to bed. and looks at a photo of her boyfriend and says "when are you coming home so i can actually use these" (holding a pack of condoms). so i thought cool going get some tits in the film to. then again random cuts to a pick up truck in a desert road area. and theres a guy and girl in the back. talking away. as i look closer shes chugging him off
i was like you cant have that in the film. penis exposed and her just giving him a kit kat shuffle. and then she started sucking him off. and they started doing it. at this point i was like what the f**k is this film. so i skimmed in more detail and its full of people f**king. i had downloaded a horror film/porn. and after the cumshot something scary always happens.

its like danger w**k but ive got to finish before the scary part comes.

Stoo
21-10-08, 01:02 AM
And people think I'M fukked up!!!

NovaLad
21-10-08, 01:03 AM
i was like you cant have that in the film. penis exposed and her just giving him a kit kat shuffle.


LMFAO lol lol

Dod
21-10-08, 10:07 AM
Right, so whats the problem? Porn is for Winners.

large_steve182
21-10-08, 01:10 PM
i wanted to watch a scary alien film. but i ended up having to play the one stringed guitar

The Simps
21-10-08, 01:20 PM
I don't see the problem either???

surely you've just made yourself more efficient by coming 2 genre's into 1?

Jack
21-10-08, 01:31 PM
Breeders ftw. Its been remade umpteen times, but most follow the same plot - randy alien comes to earth and gets his mojo on with slack earth women lol

Nova_Tek
21-10-08, 01:37 PM
LMAO Sounds like an interesting film lol

Dod
21-10-08, 01:47 PM
Gia ftw!! ANyone than can, go and watch it NOW!!

Nova_Tek
21-10-08, 01:52 PM
Gia ftw!! ANyone than can, go and watch it NOW!!

Hows about a quick description of the film in no more then 3 words :D

Dod
21-10-08, 01:56 PM
Angelina Jolie NAKED!!!

Hows that?

Nova_Tek
21-10-08, 01:57 PM
Lovely one.

Dave.
21-10-08, 04:05 PM
ive seen this...





























oh no wait.. that was art attack.. it was pva that was oozing lol

Dod
21-10-08, 04:18 PM
Poor......

large_steve182
21-10-08, 05:49 PM
just get out. were not even giving you your coat back.

Jack
21-10-08, 05:50 PM
just get out. were not even giving you your coat back.
...because steve needs it to wipe

large_steve182
21-10-08, 05:52 PM
i have a cat which is handy to wipe on as its fluff is soft to the hand. but got to find a bit on him that isnt used.

NovaGuy1400SRi
21-10-08, 06:23 PM
i have a cat which is handy to wipe on as its fluff is soft to the hand. but got to find a bit on him that isnt used.

FPMSL!!!! lol lol

Pistol Pete
21-10-08, 07:00 PM
i have a cat which is handy to wipe on as its fluff is soft to the hand. but got to find a bit on him that isnt used.

:confused: Have you escaped from some sort of asylum??!! lol

Spudly
21-10-08, 07:01 PM
:confused: Have you escaped from some sort of asylum??!! lol



Tbh bud i secretly think they kicked him out cos he freaked out all the other mental cases lol

Pistol Pete
21-10-08, 07:24 PM
lol

Surely horror porn would be watching then finding out it was extreme shemales or something??!! lol