SHEEP DIP - My Stalker!!!

[wisewood]

He is stalking me - I swear he is - I think he wants to become me.

First I notice he has changed his avatar to a picture of me, then I confront him about it and he just sticks some text over the top.
Next I change my avatar and within 10 minutes his has changed to the same one with some text on the top.
THEN he posts in muppet corner saying I LOVE WISEWOOD.

What the hell do I do?
He is scaring me - and I aint a small bloke, his advances are unwanted - what should I do?

[Alex]

Get a picture of him, or even better his girlfriend and use it as you avatar.

Or just admit to everyone that you two are in love

Ahhhhhh isn't that nice
:lol:

[wisewood]

Alex - there is only one person on this site that I am in love with.

[wisewood]

ME

[Tilly]

How sweet could this be the first Novaload romance??? :lol:

[wisewood]

between me and the one person i am in love with (me) - I am sure it could - but i am sure there have been other romances on here before.

Any of the more aged members remember any?

[Tilly]

well u have to love your self b4 u can love anyone else. :roll:

[wisewood]

I should have no problems falling in love with someone else then - coz my love self level is on full at the moment... lol. :D

[J4TT]

U gna invite us all 2 ur wedding?????

[wisewood]

everyone who has over 600 posts yeah.

[J4TT]

I take your own husband sheep dip wont be there cause he has only 469

[wisewood]

Sheep Dip - who said I was marrying sheep dip? :?

there's only one person for me., and she don't even realise it I don't think... so I will probably have to marry myself. But the wedding will be a while off yet - you will probably be over 600 posts by then mate.

[J4TT]

600 posts

I dont think il even get 2 60

So whos this special person

[wisewood]

Just someone I know.
AND - for those of you who followed my previous post about a woman... NO - it isn't the same one. :D

[Tilly]

LMAO @ j4tt
You'll have loads of posts soon this place is funny

[wisewood]

You'll have loads of posts soon this place is funny

Too true - last week I only had 178. :D

[Tilly]

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Too true - last week I only had 178. :D[/quote]


1 thinks 1 might be lying

[wisewood]

well ok then - but was only a couple of weeks ago i hit 2000.
I know this coz somewhere in this forum is my post i put up for number 2000, so i could always see what date i reached the big milestone, being the second person ever to reach it on novaload. :D

I am so proud... and yet so sad. lol

[MattyWoo]

When i looked earlier today wisewood you were on 2325 so in about 6 hours you have posted 20 odd times

[wisewood]

when i got to work this morning i was only on 2298 mate :D

[ade]

Like you Wisewood, I am also concerned abbout sheep dips behaviour. I think the works breakdown and nervous are in there somewhere.

Recent posts have become insane to say the least. He fancies you, stalks you, abuses yer avatar, posts more than 3 words on the word association post and what he posted was disturbing to say the least! :o

Strange how he aint posted on here.

This could be your male equivalent of Rebecca DeMornay in the hand that rocks the cradle! :o

Does he wear stilletos?

Ade
:(

[locky]

lmao!

[Matt Finary]

ade lmfao

Matt :lol:

[wisewood]

ade - LMFAO.

you may have a point. He is a bit scary :D

[ade]

lol!

does he know where you live?

Look outside - is he there

OH!

Suit you!

:o

[Nova1.6]

I'm watching you Ade and Andy.

[wisewood]

He doesn't know where I live, and in case he is a smarty pants, I am not living at my place at the moment, I am at my mums... so no electoral roll searches thank you very much. :D

BUT - ade, you wanna watch it mate, Scotland aitn out of reach for a man of Neil's dedication to his cause. Proper little bunny boiler.

[Nova1.6]

Andy, i'll camp out side ur ex's house, that's 3 on my list now, and ade, i know where u live, be afraid, very afraid!

[wisewood]

You wanna be carefull camped outside her house, the bloke she is seeing at the moment may not look much, but he is quite possiblly the meanest hardest bloke I have ever met.