I have got a rash - "Down There"...

[wisewood]

The title is a complete lie... I just wanted to see how many of you would read a post titled something horrible... out or pure morbid curiosity and to have a good laugh at my expense.

[Nova1.6]

You sick Mother Fvcker!
You need to be hung, drawn and quartered!

[MattyWoo]

Nevermind, i was gonna laugh, but it seems theres nuffin to laugh about

[wisewood]

ahhh but this is the thing you see - it could be i was telling the truth and changed my mind about telling you all - i coul dhave had a rash there for the last three weeks. :D But then again, maybe not.

[MattyWoo]

Get some Ointment!!!

[ade]

what comes with sitting on yer arse all day!

I should know - my rash is HUGE!

or is it...

:o

[wisewood]

why does that cause your c*ck to go bright red and blotchy? coz thats howe mine has been for the past three weeks. Strange, and a little worrying, bgonna go see the doc tomorrow i think.

[Nova1.6]

stop sucking ur c0ck at work wise, that'll cure it.

[wisewood]

But I checked my mouth for any signs of the rash when i noticed it on my co*k... nothing there, so i know i am safe to continue pleasuring myself at work. :lol:

[ade]

thats what happens when you stick you knob in something dodgy whilst getting off on porn over the net!

LARD is not substitute for a woman and neither is a rubber glove!

:evil:

If you REALLY have a red rash from what I've been tld (not experienced) could be a reaction to something you wash yer pants in (washing powder), not washing yer pants, etc...

[locky]

Well, it seems as though wisewood lives on ere, so when does he have time to wash his pants? hez 2 bizy posting! :lol:
And takin them off and wafting them in the air for airing them doesnt help much! :wink:

[wisewood]

LMFAO - at least wafting them in the air is better than nothing. :D

[locky]

:lol: