View Full Version : Entertain me...
Somebody. Please. I am so fecking bored.
tickle tickle
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:FVDfIlfqacT1XM:http://en.wikivisual.com/images/4/48/A_single_white_feather_closeup.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://en.wikivisual.com/images/4/48/A_single_white_feather_closeup.jpg&imgrefurl=http://en.wikivisual.com/index.php/Feather&h=1365&w=1024&sz=175&hl=en&start=1&usg=__zizNM3B8K3O8dlzkhNGKb5yXQa4=&tbnid=FVDfIlfqacT1XM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=113&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfeather%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:NPFGMyc70aeFXM:http://eslblogs.englishclub.com/mikelong/files/2008/04/0880-sid-james-laughingsid-james-laughing-posters.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://eslblogs.englishclub.com/mikelong/files/2008/04/0880-sid-james-laughingsid-james-laughing-posters.jpg&imgrefurl=http://eslblogs.englishclub.com/mikelong/category/uncategorized/&h=450&w=317&sz=53&hl=en&start=1&usg=___7hL_jc9AJUQOJ6mi_pknIUhWiU=&tbnid=NPFGMyc70aeFXM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=89&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsid%2Bjames%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)
It's just not working. I need some intellectual conversation.
Why cant you trust a woman?
Ah well, it was worth a try......
ok, tell me the first thing that comes into your head!!!!!
do the wikipedia game lol. you learn tons of useless crap for pub quizzes
Ben - I don't trust women.
Mowgli - I couldn't say the first thing that comes into my head, it's usually filth lol
Stuart - if I get really desperate I may just try that lol
The Simps
13-10-08, 11:29 AM
are you at work lauren?
hendrix
13-10-08, 11:30 AM
Ok i'll ask you a question. You are from Hainault. So do you pronounce it like Renault (Ren-o), making your town Hayn-o lol
^ lol
No, it's actually pronounced how it's spelt. Hain-ault.
Yes, I am at work, but I actually have nothing to do. For once, I am up to date lol
only one thing to do, strip kerplunk
hendrix
13-10-08, 11:35 AM
haha ok cheers, just wasn't sure.
Mind you you've all prob got East end accents so it won't sound like that anyways haha lol
Just kidding ;)
The Simps
13-10-08, 11:36 AM
where do you work?
haha ok cheers, just wasn't sure.
Mind you you've all prob got East end accents so it won't sound like that anyways haha lol
its pronounced ANAL(followed by that noise seals make when you chuck a fish at them that nearly sounds like a T)
What the hell is strip kerplunk? lol
I work for Neopost. If anyone actually knows what that is (without googling it) I will be impressed.
Lol @ Mowgli - you are wrong though, the majority of people in Hainault don't actually speak English at all lol
Neopost as in who make the scales that drug dealers use?
What the hell is strip kerplunk? lol
Obviously it follows the standard rules for kerplunk, but for every ball that falls, an item of garmentry has to come off.....
Neopost as in who make the scales that drug dealers use?
lol I suppose they could be used for that.
Mowgli - I've never played Kerplunk. Is it like Buckaroo?
Oh dear me, no wonder you are bored.... it involves a plastic thingy with loads of skewers pushed in it & a bag of marbles dropped in the top. you take it in turn to pull a skewer out & hopefully no balls will drop out. winner is the one with the least dropped balls
winner is the one with the least dropped balls
Just dont play 12 year olds as they win everytime!
Just dont play 12 year olds as they win everytime!
no you are lowering the tone...
Oh dear me, no wonder you are bored.... it involves a plastic thingy with loads of skewers pushed in it & a bag of marbles dropped in the top. you take it in turn to pull a skewer out & hopefully no balls will drop out. winner is the one with the least dropped balls
Wow. I really missed out there.
Will you play it with me? lol
Ok, here goes, virtual kerplunk...
I'm grabbing one now, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, yeh! no balls dropped, phew!!!
This is so open to abuse!
Why arent you digging holes in the road?
This is so open to abuse!
Why arent you digging holes in the road?
I am in the office pricing up some extensions & sorting out some bills
Why aren't you irradiating belgium?????
Radiation commences in about 4 hrs.
Radiation commences in about 4 hrs.
do they employ a hunchback to throw the switch????
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:1Cchd0vRIhedlM:http://www.tipiloschi.net/nino/ninoland/MartyFeldmanIgor.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tipiloschi.net/nino/ninoland/MartyFeldmanIgor.jpg&imgrefurl=http://santaboys.forumfree.net/%3Ft%3D17265663%26st%3D30&h=337&w=442&sz=25&hl=en&start=1&usg=__TNjkuSkaO5nh_0q94olclyWuU38=&tbnid=1Cchd0vRIhedlM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmarty%2Bfeldman%2Bigor%26gbv%3D2%26nd sp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)
its the law, when there is a mad scientist hell bent on destroying the world, or Belgium, they always need a hunchback as a sidekick
nah were only using selenium today, could only damage people upto about 100m's away.
hendrix
13-10-08, 01:29 PM
Selenium-75??
hendrix
13-10-08, 01:31 PM
meh
Selenium-72??
Its not like wine, 'Oh I'll have a bottle of selenium, do you have the '72? in that case, i'll have the '75'
hendrix
13-10-08, 01:34 PM
Well they both emit gamma radiation, which is used in industrial radiography iirc. lol
hendrix
13-10-08, 01:34 PM
I changed my post cos I'm hedging my bets on Selenium-75!
lol yes today its SE-75
We also use CO-60, IR 92 and some baby ceasium and obviously Xray itself.
hendrix
13-10-08, 01:36 PM
Isn't it Iridium 192?? lol
hendrix
13-10-08, 01:38 PM
lol ok, let you off! haha
hendrix
13-10-08, 01:39 PM
I'm sure Lauren will now be uber entertained!
and they trust me with them lol, sometimes it scares me!
hendrix
13-10-08, 01:43 PM
Haha yea, reminds me of when I was let loose in the 'neutron shed' at uni. The place has a 0.75m thick concrete door ffs lol.
Stored the radioactive isotopes down there, went in with the geiger counter and it went absolutely nuts (well in comparison to normal background radiation anyway)
Don't worry, I'll keep her occupied for a bit
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:HvBe0FE1CM0Y2M:http://www.petartmaster.com/real2kittens1.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.petartmaster.com/real2kittens1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.petartmaster.com/photo.htm&h=451&w=600&sz=88&hl=en&start=1&usg=__O9_xY2rUemlacB78JypS2_bjt9g=&tbnid=HvBe0FE1CM0Y2M:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3D2%2Bkittens%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)
Any way, Lauren, its your go on the virtual kerplunk
^ lol
I have absolutely no idea what you lot are going on about.
*pulls a skewer*
wooooo! No balls dropped! Beginners luck...
ok, oooo just teasing it, oh no a ball came out...........
I'll take my trousers off
I will now sabatage your turns until you end up stark boll*ck naked :D
I will now sabatage your turns until you end up stark boll*ck naked :D
it won't be too difficult, I'm going commando today due to a backlog in the laundry dept...:(
Selenium-75??
Isnt that what kills the aliens in "evolution" and also the secret (supposed) ingredient in head and shoulders lol
it won't be too difficult, I'm going commando today due to a backlog in the laundry dept...:(
You mean your missus hasn't done your washing? lol
Oooooo, ball dropped.
*removes one earring*
You mean your missus hasn't done your washing? lol
Oooooo, ball dropped.
*removes one earring*
she does nights, I do most of the washing... no, the door is playing up on the machine, I am going to get a dutch porn star to come round & fix it.........
ps. an earring is not clothing. get something else off
*ahem* An earring isnt an item of clothing though lauren! lol
Sorry, sorry.
*removes a sock*
Good girl lauren play the game....
Its gotta be asked, do we get pics to prove youre removing clothing?lol
You can have a picture of my naked foot if you like.
Mowgli is sitting there with his winky hanging out apparently lol
Err i missed that bit with mowgli thankfully lol
and err i meant the finished effect lauren, not quite kinky enough to desire foot pictures lol
Well, he took his trousers off then he told me he was going commando. lol
Are you saying that you don't believe I'm getting naked Spud? I'm offended.
Of course i beleive you hunny its just you know wherever you/girls and nakedness are concerned there will be requests for "pics" so i thought i would put the request in politely before everyone else tips up and just posts "Pics or stfu/gtfo" lol
these charlatans, they do not understand the subtle nature of the game of virtual strip kerplunk........
Anyway, my go, NNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnn! HA no ball!!!!!!!!! woohoo
Ah sh1te, another ball.
*takes other sock off*
ok, OH SOD! 2 balls down, there go my socks too
You aren't very good at this game mowgli.
1 ball down.
*takes top off*
Ooh its gettin juicy now then mowgli`s in the niff (lower half) iirc and lauren is sockless lol
Edit typed too soon, gooo onn lauren lol
hendrix
13-10-08, 03:05 PM
hellooooooooooooooooo lol
Edit typed too soon, gooo onn lauren lol
Hang on, are you cheering for me to win or lose here? lol
hendrix
13-10-08, 03:08 PM
lose ftw lol
Oh Bugger, another ball down, Oh well off with the balaclava.
^ lol
Keep it on ;)
No balls down for me! Your turn.
Ooooooooh Yes, None Down Way Hay !!!!!!!!!
One down. :(
*takes off jeans*
three dropped.... that'll be my cravatte, tanktop & left glove......
Gloves and a balaclarva?
What were you up to? lol
trying to win at strip kerplunk...........
hendrix
13-10-08, 03:57 PM
think thats a mystery best left unsolved lauren. Think he wants you to lose!
hendrix
13-10-08, 03:58 PM
my suspicions confirmed :cool:
Honestly, Lauren..... you'd think that other people would realise that this is actually an imaginary game..............
What? I can't believe you've been winding me up all this time, I'm sitting here in nothing but a pair of knickers! lol
hendrix
13-10-08, 04:07 PM
lol pmsl
What? I can't believe you've been winding me up all this time, I'm sitting here in nothing but a pair of knickers! lol
I wondered where I'd left them, & I thought they were in the laundry.......
You were wearing my knickers? :p
You were wearing my knickers? :p
Nope, I'd lost mine, I reckoned you must still have them;)
Stop leaving your underwear at my house and we won't have this problem.
FUSION X16XE
13-10-08, 05:35 PM
Why cant you trust a woman?
Never trust anything that bleeds for more than 4 days without dieing lol
1.6 8v turbo nova
13-10-08, 05:56 PM
you killed it lmao.
Tidy Max
13-10-08, 07:02 PM
Neopost as in who make the scales that drug dealers use?
hahahahaha my thoughts exactly lol
Tidy Max
13-10-08, 07:03 PM
lol @ fusion, thats abit sick really, hilarious though.. but sick non the less lol
lol @ fusion, thats abit sick really, hilarious though.. but sick non the less lol
not funny, not sick, quite natural actually..........
Tidy Max
13-10-08, 07:14 PM
that act its self natural
a joke referring to the act and making a comparison with a dying animal?
SICK and FUNNY
Never trust anything that bleeds for more than 4 days without dieing lol
That was it, knew i forgot to post something lol
so we should never trust wimmin cos they have periods......OK!!!!!!!!!!!
d'you think a man invented joint accounts???????
d'you think a man invented joint accounts???????
I dont care lol my wages get paid into my foreign account and i transfer whatever i like back,
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2024 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.