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The Simps
10-10-08, 12:43 AM
Why is it... that when a chav crosses the road just ahead of you that he swaggers and walks slowly, almost deliberately, so that you have to either slow down or swerve?
see thats where your going wrong, you slow down or move out the way lol
but yea i know what you mean, and they always looks right at you with that look. and no matter what chav its always the same look
The Simps
10-10-08, 01:05 AM
why is it im bored :(
I'm gettin in some online poker to solve my boredom til I'm tired.
thats takes to much effort
The Simps
10-10-08, 01:18 AM
stick some choons on, crack open the bulliet and relax!
veen doing it since 10ish. started with 1k chips now got 19.5k! :D
why is it rick is selling his wheels and i dont have the moneys for them :(
The Simps
10-10-08, 01:29 AM
watch stage is yours at now?
The Simps
10-10-08, 01:30 AM
Why is it... that women feel the cold more than men and I have to have me friggin heating on?
ill pm you the link to my photobucket account ;)
large_steve182
10-10-08, 02:12 AM
why is it girls dont like rape?
why is it girls dont like rape?
That reminds me of a quote uttered by one of the BNP people, possibly Nick Griffin:
Rape is like force feeding a woman chocolate cake
I think whatever minor support they may have had from the feminine population has just fizzled out lol
and.... why is it some women are so frickin' difficult at times?
why is it when Lee cuddles me he gets wood?
Philsutton
10-10-08, 10:39 AM
Some drunk **** the other day did that to me, I drove on the other side of the road to miss him, but he just jumped in front an "tried" to kick my car. End result was him getting his foot stuck in my rear arch, then face planting on the road. His face was priceless, he was in complete shock that he just lost a fight with a car at 40mph. If it wasnt for CCTV cameras outside the pub I would have gone around again while he was still limping down the middle of the road STILL.
loggyboy
10-10-08, 10:55 AM
Why is it, after picking my nose, its always full again in a few minutes.
Why is it..... That PC's don't have a B drive?
Why is it...... That I love boobs so much. I've already looked at page 3 about 80 times today.
Why is it..... That PC's don't have a B drive?
They can do, you can reallocate drive letters however you like.
The reason "B" is usually missing is because, back in the day when computers used 5.25" floppy drives, they were traditionally referred to as B (with the 3.5" floppy drive being "A", hard drive being "C", CD-ROM drive being "D"). As modern computers don't use 5.25" drives any more, the B drive is not allocated.
Eventually, when computers ditch 3.5" floppy drives, they'll lose "A" as well.
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and.... why is it some women are so frickin' difficult at times?
Why is it some men are so difficult at times?!
Shaun_O'Donnell
10-10-08, 11:07 AM
Why is it.....cash machines seem to work slower when its raining?
Southie
10-10-08, 11:11 AM
Why is it ... when its a work day you want to stay in bed... but when its a weekend your wide awake :cry:
craig green
10-10-08, 11:11 AM
Why is it that Chav's always walk with a limp?
Why is it that parents always tell their children it's wrong to take things from strangers, yet once a year it's perfectly acceptable for a fat man in a red suit to come down your chimmney and leave presents by your bed?
Why is it that people open their car doors at the side of the street without looking to see if another car (me) will have to swerve to avoid running them over?
Pistol Pete
10-10-08, 02:35 PM
Why is it that people open thier car doors in car parks without a care in the world *ding* onto the side of your car??!!
Why is it, when youve ate sweetcorn and take a **** it still comes out whole, even if you chew it 20 times until its mush in your mouth?
Southie
10-10-08, 02:38 PM
Why is it that people open thier car doors in car parks without a care in the world *ding* onto the side of your car??!!
Agree with that. Glad I've kept my door strips
Why is it that the only car I dont have spares for it the one that gets ****ted by a dear and costs me so much heart ache and money to fix where as had it been any other car than the one it is, I'd have had it fixed the same day?
^ That's called sods law.
Why is it..... young single mums always shove the pushchair out into the road between parked cars so you have to stop & let them out??????
Why is it.... a boy can be a complete tosser thru his school days, a w*nker thru his twenties, a tawt thru his thirties, a sh1thead thru his forties, an asrehole thru his fifties, then suddenly he grows an RAF moustache, dons a blazer & a trilby hat, opens a few doors for ladies and becomes an old gentleman?????
Why is it..... young single mums always shove the pushchair out into the road between parked cars so you have to stop & let them out??????
I was driving along a dual carridgeway in a town the other week and this skank put her buggy into the road (it wasnt at a crossing or anything) right infront of me, so I slowed down, avoided the buggy and said "well done on attmepted murder". I got called a **** for that lmao
The Simps
10-10-08, 06:17 PM
why is it some women are so frickin' difficult at times?
Why is it some men are so difficult at times?!
Why is it... that you look really cute and we've not met yet?:confused:
large_steve182
10-10-08, 06:19 PM
why is it tilly is allowed an avatar and shes only "senior user"
i think shes been didling some men with clipboards etc to get one
Why is it that Razorjack has given me 2x negative rep, even though he loves me like a little sister (albeit a sexy one ;))?
why is it tilly is allowed an avatar and shes only "senior user"
i think shes been didling some men with clipboards etc to get one
Because if you used to be a member or a Premium user back in the NL days, when your account goes back to normal, you dont lose the avatar or sig, but cant edit them. Something were going to try to iron out this weekend lol
Why is it impossible to sneeze with your eyes open?
Why is it impossible to sneeze with your eyes open?
it is but because we get told not to when we are kids in case our eyes pop out, we are all scared.....
why is it when you drink lots of coffee your wee smells like the weetabix factory?
why is it that when you go to the casino with youre mate, youre mate comes home a few hundred richer?
large_steve182
11-10-08, 01:41 AM
why is it everytime i get it the bath i always need a piss. so im constantly in and out to the toilet untill i cant be bother and just pee in the bath anyway
why is it everytime i get it the bath i always need a piss. so im constantly in and out to the toilet untill i cant be bother and just pee in the bath anyway
I think every bloke does it though, so its fine.
Why is it... that you look really cute and we've not met yet?:confused:
Well, I am available ;)
Why is it that Razorjack has given me 2x negative rep, even though he loves me like a little sister (albeit a sexy one ;))?
Incest FTW
Why is it I can drink almost an entire bottle of vodka, a bottle of Kahlua (imported, not the teeny ones you get in the supermarkets here) and STILL not have a hangover?
The Simps
11-10-08, 12:44 PM
Why is it... that I can drink half a bottle of champagne, 2 bottles of grolsch and my body weight in bulleit bourbon and STILL HAVE a hangover. Being old sucks!
why is it when you drink lots of coffee your wee smells like the weetabix factory?
AHH, you've stumbled on the secret weetabix recipe!!!!!!!
why is it that the police never indicate on roundabouts???
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