Joke

[joeSRI]

A man walks into a clock repair store and stands at the counter.
The woman shop assistant asks if she can help him. The man says 'yes you can' and then flops out his c0ck.
The shop assistant says 'You do know this is a clock store sir?'
To which the man replies 'Good, put two hands and your face on this then'.

:)

[Spudly]

:tumble:

[Dod]

Wow, that was really aweful.

Edit it for a good one please.

[Pistol Pete]

The doors that way and get your coat.




Oh, and no you havent pulled either...;) lol

[kevo16v]

Almost as bad as this.......

Q. Whats got 4 legs and goes "sshhhhhhhhhhhhh"
A. Rod Hull's tv set

[joeSRI]

ha ha i thought it was pretty funny. 'Its the way you tell em' :)

[Dod]

*loads gun*

[Spudly]

Did you hear the one about the drumkit falling down the stairs......




Bu bumm tissshhhhh!

[L14MNP]

Almost as bad as this.......

Q. Whats got 4 legs and goes "sshhhhhhhhhhhhh"
A. Rod Hull's tv set

lmao!

What were Rod Hulls final words?

[loggyboy]

Almost as bad as this.......

Q. Whats got 4 legs and goes "sshhhhhhhhhhhhh"
A. Rod Hull's tv set


lol :cry: lol :cry: lol
:thumb:

[burgo]

whos rod hull

[Dod]

Just Googled him, the Emu Man.

[burgo]

oooook, i dont get it

[Dod]

Nor me, but lets be like the majority of the Forum Users and agree and Laugh.

lol @ Rod Hull Jokes. Funny Ass ****!!

[loggyboy]

Rod Hull died when he fell off his roof trying to fix his TV aerial.


I AM THE REAL ROD HULL

[Dod]

LMAO, is that true? Well that makes the Joke funny so.

[kevo16v]

He came to his demise whilst adjusting his tv ariel. edit - I wasnt quick enough!!

Which leads me nicley onto the next one........

Whats rod hull's favorite brands of washing powder?
Ariel & bounce :D

Im so going to hell for mocking the dead lol

[Dod]

If not for mocking the dead, for the shockingly Crap Jokes. lol

[kevo16v]

Very true, i'll spare you all from the rest of them then lol

[loggyboy]

LMAO, is that true? Well that makes the Joke funny so.
Yep, he was trying to get a better picture for a Inter Milan v Manchester United champions League match!

[Dod]

So who won the match? lol

[kevo16v]

It was a draw according to google lol

Got one more, sorry i couldn't resist as this one made my laugh so much i wee'd a little

Q. What was rod hulls favorite musical?
A. Fiddler on the roof
:tumble:

[large_steve182]

Q. What was rod hulls favorite musical?
A. Fiddler on the roof
:tumble:

no rod hull joke from me but that brought back a joke my brother said he made up

Q. what was the least favourite instrument at the childrens music competition?
A. the kiddy fiddle

[Pistol Pete]

no rod hull joke from me but that brought back a joke my brother said he made up

Q. what was the least favourite instrument at the childrens music competition?
A. the kiddy fiddle

lol thats right, blame someone else for your bad jokes!!!!;)

[Dod]

I hereby call for a Week in the SIn Bin for Large Steve and Kevo16v.

[kevo16v]

lol I new my crap jokes would get me in trouble sooner or later

[Lee]

How about..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

[L14MNP]

lmao!

What were Rod Hulls final words?

They were 'Emu! Grab the gutter!' lol lol