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large_steve182
06-10-08, 12:26 AM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-VAUXHALL-NOVA-MERIT-PLUS-SPENT-QUICK-SALE_W0QQitemZ200259878588QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item 200259878588&_trkparms=72%3A1301|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A13 18&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-VAUXHALL-NOVA-MERIT-PLUS-SPENT-QUICK-SALE_W0QQitemZ200259878588QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item 200259878588&_trkparms=72%3A1301%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C 240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14)

this should sort you out. another classic of bad spelling.
and the thing that annoys me. people text typing on ebay. even if the car looked good (which it doesnt). i knew i would be tipping up to meet a stupid chav and his ratty 'dug'.

especially when he sais

overall this is a real nice car looks and drive and espeacily sound for a 1.2 merit, plus its quick and loud
another proved point that 1.2s are the fasted engines you can get.

walshc
06-10-08, 12:46 AM
Thats nice of him to tell everyone he cant lock his friggin doors lol

Asa-James
06-10-08, 01:00 AM
is that a novaload sticker on his front window?

BIGS
06-10-08, 01:04 AM
is that a novaload sticker on his front window?

yes

Hmm

full black gsi interior ,small steering wheel

V

cobra black bucket seats with sparco harnesses and back seats

Umm what one is it then

Steve
06-10-08, 01:42 AM
I love the way the wheels dont even come close to filling those arches!! pmsl lol

Jack
06-10-08, 08:17 AM
overall this is a real nice car looks and drive and espeacily sound for a 1.2 merit, plus its quick and loud
I daresay its neither.

I do like how loud is associated with fast. I mean your average 1.2 isn't fast, so why not make it sound like it is? I think when I break the saloon, the easiest part to sell will be the fart cannon exhaust lol

Spudly
06-10-08, 09:42 AM
Poop poor little thing, someone needs to burn the little charver seller!

I would ask if its got lowering springs on but everything just looks like its been extended downwards to give the effect of lowering, what a fool!

burgo
06-10-08, 09:57 AM
the sills are errrr interesting

Mazz
06-10-08, 10:31 AM
tbh, replace the bumpers and skirts with GM ones, and wider/lower offset wheels and it would nice..

burgo
06-10-08, 10:42 AM
i like it apart from the sills

BIGS
06-10-08, 10:43 AM
and the silly small wheels

burgo
06-10-08, 10:48 AM
it could do with ricks wheels. they would look the tits on it

BIGS
06-10-08, 10:48 AM
yea they are stunning wheels

Pistol Pete
06-10-08, 11:31 AM
Oh dear! Whats with the text type, you have a keyboard, use it!!

"full body respray ,bit dry in places"

lol, as opposed to being wet?!

BIGS
06-10-08, 11:32 AM
someone should send a link of this to him lol

burgo
06-10-08, 12:01 PM
Oh dear! Whats with the text type, you have a keyboard, use it!!

"full body respray ,bit dry in places"

lol, as opposed to being wet?!the terminology "the paint is dry in places" is actually right.

Pistol Pete
06-10-08, 12:38 PM
Yeah i know, so if he is clever enough to know about paint finishes, why cant he spell?! lol

burgo
06-10-08, 12:50 PM
i know its the usual excuse but he could genuinly be dyslexic.

did you know einstein was dyslexic

large_steve182
06-10-08, 04:06 PM
its not as if its spelling mistakes though.
just general teen text typing. showing levels of idiocey. as if you trying to sell something you want to come across mature and respectfull. and hes just sounding like a knob. which makes me think hes driven it like a knob, so there for KNOB

Pistol Pete
06-10-08, 04:09 PM
I knew a dyslexic person that died: choked on his own vimto...:eek:











Ill get me coat...:roll: lol

large_steve182
06-10-08, 04:19 PM
is that the same dyslexic i saw, must of been the same night i seen him walking into a bra

draper
06-10-08, 04:21 PM
i atcually quite like that, obvously youd need some big white motorsport wheels and a proper wide track kit but for 520 thats a decent price imho

FUSION X16XE
06-10-08, 05:02 PM
Is it wrong to like that kit?

loggyboy
06-10-08, 05:12 PM
another proved point that 1.2s are the fasted engines you can get.

Rule 1 when taking the mickey out of people for spelling and grammar mistakes:

Make sure your post has FLAWLESS spelling and grammar.

Not doing so will result in instant FAIL.

To be extra padantic, it should have also been: 'another point to prove that.....'

Riggy
06-10-08, 05:21 PM
Is it wrong to like that kit?

YES

FUSION X16XE
06-10-08, 05:31 PM
Back to the naughty corner for me then! :(