can we all laugh at my dad please!!

[Asa-James]

driving to manchester today, i decided to be an **** and point out all his crap driving (changing lane without indicator etc) and considering he's a hgv driver, he should be better. he had a go back about my "hedgehunting" experiance 4 years ago, then decided it was a good idea to answer his mobile while driving through manchester. me, again the ****, started saying "three points, £60" and other annoying stuff (if you havnt realised by now i dont really get on with him) and was praying for a copper to see him. low and behold, a traffic cop coming the other way spots him and pulls him over. the silly begger now has his three points, his wallet is £60 lighter, and he's barely said a word all day now! afpmslmfao!

[BIGS]

lol owned by son i say

[Tim]

Driving and using the phone at the same time

fail.

its not big and its not clever!

[brainsnova]

just hum his ring tone next time your in the car with him lol

[Asa-James]

its not big and its not clever!

it's not a giant smartie...

[Tim]

:wtf:

[John]

Lol! I'm with bigs, son ownage!

[Dave.]

lol at daves dad

OWNAGE much??

[belly257]

lol

[NovaLad]

lol good work.

[Smurf-Xx]

Lol, anyone else got done by the pigs for any traffic offences lately??

[Spudly]

Ive not been done for anything by the feds in a long time now, must be old and boring tbh as ive got a hardwired bluetooth kit in me car and i always wear my seatbelt and dont drive with my fogs on lol

Was followed by a 3.0ltr X3 fully marked cop car out of town on saturday night about 11pm and it made me laugh that he and the rest of the line of traffic behind him were all avoiding the bus lane that i was driving in, im thinking to myself dozy copper doesnt even know his highway code and he is there to enforce it..... irony anyone?

[burgo]

if your gonna use a fone whilst driving you really need to be good at spotting coppers

[Mazz]

win!

[Spudly]

if your gonna use a fone whilst driving you really need to be good at spotting coppers



Theres a sig opportunity right there lol:thumb:

[Lauren]

We were driving through Stratford yesterday and a van backended a nissan and pushed it into a corsa in front. 3 car pile up in still traffic! What made me laugh was that there was a meat wagon behind us, who threw a casual glance at the accident and drove off :roll:

[Jim]

What made me laugh was that there was a meat wagon behind us, who threw a casual glance at the accident and drove off :roll:
Why is that funny? It's not an ambulance :tard:

I bet you just wanted to get your hands on his sausage :p

[Lauren]

Why is that funny? It's not an ambulance :tard:

I bet you just wanted to get your hands on his sausage :p

There were loads of police in that van, and none of them bothered to get out and see if they were ok, or check licenses and insurance.

And how the hell did you manage to pull a sexual reference out of that? Getting a bit desperate are you? :p

[L14MNP]

lol @ meat wagon, aint heard that for years :thumb:

[Jim]

Getting a bit desperate are you? :p
You have no idea. lol

[Jack]

And how the hell did you manage to pull a sexual reference out of that? Getting a bit desperate are you? :p
Have you not realised by now that every post you make gets related to sex in some way?

[Lauren]

Yes, I had noticed. But he was clutching at straws to pull one out of that comment lol

[Jack]

I bet he was clutching at something else too!

Ahoy! lol

[Lauren]

lol don't you start!

[Jim]

lol don't you start!
See Lauren, not just me that makes sexual references to your posts, lol.

[Smurf-Xx]

lauren you better change you name lol