15 minutes

[Jack]

...until lunch, excessively bored. Not enough time to actually do any work (like I would anyway). Mood is progressively getting worse. What can I do to pass the time?

[carrie_girl_wonder]

google on wikipedia rasputins 13inch pickled penis.its a fact. its pickled in a museum in russia :P

[burgo]

have a ****. then for the other 14 minutes get a coffee

[Pistol Pete]

lol @ burgo i was going to say that!

[BIGS]

hmm that a idea, whats everyone having for lunch then?

Im going to have a bacon buttey with a few cups of tea

[burgo]

lol @ burgo i was going to say that!to slow :thumb:

[Dave.]

getting pretty peckish myself.. off school with the flu aswell :(

will probabley have a bacon butty aswell Bigs lol

[Jack]

I make work poo's last as long as possible - seen as I'm getting paid to log, I may as well make the most of it.

Plus its never wise to have one that close to a lunchbreak. Work poos are a good way to break up the morning or afternoon.

[Dod]

Bacon Sandwich, Cadburys Mint Crisp, 1 Cup of Tea, 1 Lemsip.

This could be my last ever meal, I've got Man flu!!

[burgo]

shut up about bacon. i want some now but that means getting out of bed

[BIGS]

oh dear can get any worst then man flu, but good choice on the sandwich bacon is so nice. isnt it burgo lol

[Dod]

I'll send you some via PNG Chat.

Seriously though, I could die.

[Jack]

No bacon for me, I'm on a diet :(

[BIGS]

ahwell was nice knowing you lol

[BIGS]

No bacon for me, I'm on a diet :(

No pizza for you at the wsm meet then :p

[Pistol Pete]

Lunch??!! I've only just got up and had breakfast!

[burgo]

actually i might have a full fry up....mmmmmmmmm

[Jack]

No pizza for you at the wsm meet then :p
Thats if we have it this weekend and thieve Craig's vouchers :D

I'm thinking end of October would be better though.

[BIGS]

yea that would be better for me, my car still isnt working and i can get the vouchers aswell :)

[Dave.]

1x bacon butty coming up :D

[Dod]

Frankfurters on white bread, butter and Chefs Brown Sauce. Blissfully deadly.

[Dave.]

just tucke dinto my beacon butty and they put them pictures of the lungs and throat thumors that their putting on cigarette packets on tv... luuuurrvley :(

[carrie_girl_wonder]

my lucnh is in 7 minutes :( got veg soup as i'm a bit under the weather:roll:

[Tim]

pork scratchings mmmmmmmmm

[Hobbit]

Door stop BLT, and a Latte.

[BIGS]

im hungry again now. ive already had three meals is this bad lol

[Tim]

ive got a spot of man flu aswell, and cant stop eating. in thinking of getting in the van and going to get a banjo from the local snack wagon now, bacon sausage and egg mmmmmmmmm

[BIGS]

whats it today with people and bacon lol

[Tim]

gooooood meat

[Lauren]

I'm gonna have a jacket potato with beans. It tastes good and then by the time I get home I'll have wind and I can spend the evening winding up my boyfriend. :D

[Tim]

farty pants, girls dont fart anyways! its just not right

[Pistol Pete]

I'm gonna have a jacket potato with beans. It tastes good and then by the time I get home I'll have wind and I can spend the evening winding up my boyfriend. :D

Save them and as long as you dont go bang with flatulence, dutch oven FTW lol

[Jack]

Girls DO fart, Alex used to trumpet more times than an elephant at feeding time.

[Lauren]

I let off better ones than my other half quite frequently. But then again, I can't burp.

[Pistol Pete]

A woman that farts and is proud of it, respect!:D Can you fanny fart though?
lol lol lol lol

[Lauren]

Only with the right man lol

[Pistol Pete]

lol

[Jack]

I let off better ones than my other half quite frequently. But then again, I can't burp.
LOL I can't burp either.

[burgo]

ive finally got up and had cheese on toast :)

[Paul]

Im yet to get up....

[Dod]

I wanna go to bed.

[burgo]

wow i thought i was lazy. good effort paul

[Dod]

lol @ Burgoatoski

[carrie_girl_wonder]

haha burpings awesome,give me something fizz and its man burps galour.my ex hated it though said burping was more gross than farting which i think is untrue:wtf:

[Dod]

Burping FTW!!

[carrie_girl_wonder]

whats FTW?

[Pistol Pete]

For The Win

Burps are good, little bit of sick is not!! lol

[Jack]

Vurps!

[tom_beverley]

I'm treating the rest of the day like those 15 minutes before dinner...

[Pistol Pete]

What, ****ing? lol

[tom_beverley]

I wish lol

I meant the rest of my day at work and doing, well, sod all really lol

[Paul]

Im actually goign to get up now!

To be fair I do work nights, so I do have an excuse!

[Spudly]

Same here tom, been bored all day but boss has been in so couldnt get on here :cry: lol

I had bacon, sausage, egg and brown sauce for brekky and a ham and cheese for dinner yey, soo nice with a hot cup of tea:thumb:

[tom_beverley]

My boss is off for two weeks :cool: lol

Still, got a long list of things to do :(

[burgo]

Im actually goign to get up now!

To be fair I do work nights, so I do have an excuse!in that case you fail at lazyness :(

[Dod]

I'm working and ill.

[Spudly]

I'm working and ill.


But youre just hardcore though:thumb:

[burgo]

dod youve hardly been working if youve been on here all day

[Dod]

Yeah but thats because shut the fu<k up Burgo. lol

[burgo]

lmfao