In my Loo...

[Saloony]

Now i didnt take pics cos i couldnt find the camera, but this morning in my loo i found....








wait for it....






A frog, WTF!!

[General Baxter]

lol, some one had some fun last night then lol

[Austin.J]

Cook it?

[Saloony]

Cook it?

It was tiny, plus i aint smelly and french lol Went to catch the bugger and he just slipped back on through, so i flushed it thought the cheeky **** can ride the surf all the way down lol

[burgo]

It was tiny, plus i aint smelly and french lol Went to catch the bugger and he just slipped back on through, so i flushed it thought the cheeky **** can ride the surf all the way down lolpraps thats what he was hoping for. they will all be lining up for a go now

[edens-xe]

pmsl you should call saloonys log flume!!!

[General Baxter]

pmsl you should call saloonys log flume!!!

was that a pun lol

[ade]

you never heard of "bog frogs"?

Theyre HUGE in South America and Australia.

"Analcanthus Amphidianus"

http://i.pbase.com/o4/74/328074/1/62735593.TKeSqaUW.PSP_MG_815102_Web.jpg

Mainly from South America - they live in the sewers and crawl into domestic toilets. They live on the mucal secretions that come out your ar$e just before you have a sh1te. Basically - you squat - force one out and as your hole opens and the turtle head appears they flick out their HUGE tongues and lick your ar$e! Well - more your poo actually.

They then either scramble up under the rim using their suckered feet or dive back down the pipe before the big flush. They usually hide at the front part of the toilet - the bit where the water never gets too.

http://k41.pbase.com/o4/74/328074/1/62735596.E3M4eVG9.PSP_MG_815501_Web.jpg

There's an old wives tail in Oz that says theyre albino coloured because of the bleach that gets squirted on them when theyre under the rim. Bollox obviously - that's just coz they live in the sewer (honestly!)



So - next time your taking a poo and you feel that wet tickly sensation around your star fish - think of the humble bog frog!

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1023/1037975.JPG

lol

[Timmy]

im scard for life thanks ade

[Pistol Pete]

I dont know, a wet tickly sensation around your star fish sounds alright to me??!! lol