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Dod
25-09-08, 03:34 PM
What the **** is it with PNG and Gay lately, its seriously worrying. Being a true Homophobic Red Blooded Male, I feel the need to issue beatings.

So, please list names and address's here please. Old Fashoned, yes but then again, I am old school.

BIGS
25-09-08, 03:35 PM
yes i agree we need to update the 18 section with good old p****y

Dod
25-09-08, 03:36 PM
Surely its 3 letters, as in *uss*?

Stoo
25-09-08, 03:36 PM
gay

loggyboy
25-09-08, 03:38 PM
he wants *enis*

BIGS
25-09-08, 03:38 PM
Surely its 3 letters, as in *uss*?

I got carried away :wall:

Jim Mcrae
25-09-08, 03:38 PM
It always has been a bit gay as far as i remember lol

Dod
25-09-08, 03:40 PM
he wants *enis*

FFS!!! See what I mean?

He even started a post titles "What colour Calipars have you?" reminds me of 2 women getting ready for a night out. "What colour dress are you wearing tonight?"

Jack
25-09-08, 03:47 PM
I feel the need to issue beatings.
Because that statement doesn't make you sound the slightest bit gay yourself :p

Austin.J
25-09-08, 03:49 PM
What the **** is it with PNG and Gay lately, its seriously worrying. Being a true Homophobic Red Blooded Male, I feel the need to issue beatings.

So, please list names and address's here please. Old Fashoned, yes but then again, I am old school.


There all coming out of the closet, a nice bar of mild steel should put them back in.

Dod
25-09-08, 03:55 PM
Because that statement doesn't make you sound the slightest bit gay yourself :p


See, theres a gay statement there and TBH, only a Gay person could take a Gay meaning from the threat of Physical Violence.

Jack, you are Gay.

Dod
25-09-08, 03:55 PM
There all coming out of the closet, a nice bar of mild steel should put them back in.

HT FTW!! :D

Andy_L
25-09-08, 04:01 PM
What the **** is it with PNG and Gay lately, its seriously worrying. Being a true Homophobic Red Blooded Male, I feel the need to issue beatings.



lollol Seriosuly Dod, I think you may have issues.

Next you'll be saying you've never kissed a bloke before :eek:

Dod
25-09-08, 04:02 PM
Andy, you're second on the list.

Pistol Pete
25-09-08, 04:02 PM
Ooooh, someones abit sensitive latley...:gay:lol ;)

Austin.J
25-09-08, 04:03 PM
Were going to need bigger bars...

Dod
25-09-08, 04:05 PM
Pete #3

Pistol Pete
25-09-08, 04:06 PM
What am i third in line for? Sloppies??!! lol

brainsnova
25-09-08, 04:08 PM
why not when you register there is a question are you gay then it comes up access denied that should be a suitable filter

Dod
25-09-08, 04:09 PM
YEah but what about Gay Girls then though. I'm Pro Gay Girls. :D

Austin.J
25-09-08, 04:10 PM
why not when you register there is a question are you gay then it comes up access denied that should be a suitable filter

I second that idea, it should also take your address & send round several angry big bald blokes.

brainsnova
25-09-08, 04:11 PM
another question like do you drink from the furry cup should sort that Dod

Austin.J
25-09-08, 04:11 PM
another question like do you drink from the furry cup should sort that

LOL

Dod
25-09-08, 04:11 PM
You're border lining no 4.

Pistol Pete
25-09-08, 04:11 PM
Maybe have a new look registration form?

http://www.villagedrinks.co.uk/images/signup-to-village-people.jpg

Oh, and +1 for gay girls :thumb: :D

Stoo
25-09-08, 04:13 PM
I vote Dod Loves Teh Cokk

Dod
25-09-08, 04:16 PM
STOO, Get back in your Fugking Closet Boy!! Poor Lauren and GTE Boi (chuckle) dont know what they're in for.

Andy_L
25-09-08, 04:18 PM
Ooooh, someones abit sensitive latley...:gay:lol ;)

I expect it's his time of the month.

Either that or he's been rejected by a man recently................ :p lol




Andy, you're second on the list.

Dod only if you beat me

Jack
25-09-08, 04:19 PM
Jack, you are Gay.
I love you, man

Where's that group hug smiley lol

Most girls tbh aren't real lesbians, or bi. They just say they are because they think its more attractive to other blokes. Ok, so you've snogged your best mate whilst drunk in a jacuzzi. Who hasn't?









...Err... nobody? Damn.

Dod
25-09-08, 04:19 PM
Dod only if you beat me

I promise. Repeatidly.

Andy_L
25-09-08, 04:22 PM
I promise. Repeatidly.

Easy Tiger I'm not a slut

Stuart
25-09-08, 05:34 PM
what if there are some genuine homosexual males on here??? (I'm not, I'm only a keyboard homo lol). I'm sure they would want to beat you with a nice big bar........ ;)

Austin.J
25-09-08, 05:38 PM
what if there are some genuine homosexual males on here??? (I'm not, I'm only a keyboard homo lol). I'm sure they would want to beat you with a nice big bar........ ;)


They might mess there hair up or get there hands dirty if they did that though... can never be too careful.

dhdev (Oli)
25-09-08, 05:40 PM
I'm only a keyboard homo

Like fook are you, you're the biggest gay bear I've ever slept with

Lee
25-09-08, 05:42 PM
Like fook are you, you're the biggest gay bear I've ever slept with

:eek::eek::eek::cry::cry::cry:

dhdev (Oli)
25-09-08, 05:44 PM
:eek::eek::eek::cry::cry::cry:
You were away working at the time, what was I meant to do...wait :confused:

Lee
25-09-08, 05:46 PM
:cry::cry::cry:

Jack
25-09-08, 05:54 PM
Its ok Lee, I'm trying to fabricate a "girlfriend" in Reading so I can come and visit you on the side

Lee
25-09-08, 05:57 PM
LMAO, that would be ace.

You should have said actually, I was on a packed train (because of a noob who topped himself on the line betwen Reading and London, so 3 trains worth were all on one heading to Waterloo lol). I was pressed up against two extereemly attractive laydees for about an hour. Im pretty sure I could have chloroformed one with a cabbage fart for you :)

Stoo
25-09-08, 05:57 PM
Im 15 mins from reading too jack

Jim
25-09-08, 06:04 PM
It's ok Lee, I'll never forget the night you stayed at mine...

Anyone else thinking Dod is the biggest closet on the site?

Lee
25-09-08, 06:06 PM
Dod is definately so far in the closet he's been giving it to Mr Tumnus lol

dhdev (Oli)
25-09-08, 06:12 PM
Dod is definately so far in the closet he's been giving it to Mr Tumnus lol

ROFLCOPTER lol

Jack
25-09-08, 07:23 PM
Im 15 mins from reading too jack
Gang bang in Reading then! :D

Stoo
25-09-08, 07:26 PM
woop woop

Stuart
25-09-08, 07:34 PM
I can be in reading in 45 mins :D

Jack
25-09-08, 07:43 PM
This could disrupt the fabric of space-time, all that gayness in one location lol

Stuart
25-09-08, 07:48 PM
mustnt joke about a black hole.....

Stoo
25-09-08, 07:49 PM
brown hole??

daisy chain thru reading ftw

Tidy Max
25-09-08, 08:37 PM
awesome, count my man fat in

Stoo
25-09-08, 08:40 PM
your 250 miles away ya chod, and its invite only

Tidy Max
25-09-08, 08:41 PM
awh wounded, just ordered the 'gimp deluxe 3000'!!

Philsutton
26-09-08, 08:28 AM
Anyone that makes a big issue about not being gay usually is gay. FACT

Lauren
26-09-08, 09:03 AM
I'll pm you my address, you can come and beat me anytime... lol

Lee
26-09-08, 09:11 AM
Anyone that makes a big issue about not being gay usually is gay. FACT

Absolutely!

Dod
26-09-08, 09:56 AM
I can honestly say, no, I am not gay. The fact that I'm worried about the High Gay Level in the forum should back that up. And for those of you that say I am, you only wish I was. I'm out of reach boys so many appoligies.

Jack
26-09-08, 09:59 AM
DENIAL ALERT

Dod
26-09-08, 10:00 AM
You're just upset that you'll never be able to tap this Hot ass of mine.

Pistol Pete
26-09-08, 10:16 AM
You're just upset that you'll never be able to tap this Hot ass of mine.

So you admt it then? lol

Dod
26-09-08, 10:22 AM
That I'm hot, yeah. A Homo, no.

Lauren
26-09-08, 10:27 AM
What is it they say about people that protest their innocence too much? lol

Jim
26-09-08, 10:40 AM
What is it they say about people that protest their innocence too much? lol
They say what we've all been saying. Dod is obviously the biggest gay on the forum.

Lauren, are you a fag-hag? Can't see any other reason why you'd want to associate yourself with all this gayness. Unless you drink from the furry cup? ;) :p

Dod
26-09-08, 10:44 AM
Dod is obviously the biggest gay on the forum.

No, and there are a variety of reasons why I'm not as well.

BIGS
26-09-08, 11:12 AM
you cant take pain lol

Andy_L
26-09-08, 11:12 AM
No, and there are a variety of reasons why I'm not as well.

Having a female as your other half won't help just look at Barrymore!! :p lol

Pistol Pete
26-09-08, 11:15 AM
No, and there are a variety of reasons why I'm not as well.

Are you the giver so technically, not %100 gay :D ;) lol

Lauren
26-09-08, 11:33 AM
They say what we've all been saying. Dod is obviously the biggest gay on the forum.

Lauren, are you a fag-hag? Can't see any other reason why you'd want to associate yourself with all this gayness. Unless you drink from the furry cup? ;) :p

Noooooo, I like real men. lol

Rickyb
26-09-08, 11:39 AM
yea yea are you in denial to?

large_steve182
26-09-08, 11:42 AM
is it gay to give a man handjob with a glove on?
technically its not skin on skin

AlexW
26-09-08, 11:42 AM
Noooooo, I like real men. lol

So thats what you call dod? lol

Lauren
26-09-08, 12:05 PM
Who said I liked Dod? lol