I've Never Bummed a Boy

[Rexy]

Is it right to do?
Do you get a boner Thinking about it, or is this one of them gay things that only homo's understand?

[Stoo]

ask 91nova sr

[Stuart]

you liar rexy... you bummed me at kevs haloween party

[matt_vaughan]

oo haloween's back round again soon

[large_steve182]

ask 91nova sr

i thought 91novasr bashing was not allowed in this day and age

[Stoo]

I wasnt bashing. I was merely saying ask him the question
being the font of knowledge on all things hom

[brainsnova]

in life your normal or :gay:. im proud to be normal.

[Jack]

Depends if the recipient gets a wood on.

[Pistol Pete]

Your only gay if you take it. But then shagging girls is for poofs...

[large_steve182]

. But then shagging girls is for poofs...

in a way your right.
men want there girls feminen, beutifull, cute, sexy, sensitive.

what do gay guys want?
a big guy to put his cock in there ass?

doesnt take a genius to figure which is more manly

[Lee]

I remember the legend that used to be Stoos sig which read...

'So there I was balls deep in this guys ass, when he turns to me and says he wants a cuddle! I mean... How fcuking gay is that???'

lol

[Stoo]

I remember the legend that used to be Stoos sig which read...

'So there I was balls deep in this guys ass, when he turns to me and says he wants a cuddle! I mean... How fcuking gay is that???'

lol

Thankyou, thankyou very much!!

[ANDYRACER]

I remember the legend that used to be Stoos sig which read...

'So there I was balls deep in this guys ass, when he turns to me and says he wants a cuddle! I mean... How fcuking gay is that???'

lol

Awesome!!! lol

[mowgli]

basically, according to internet research, its very similar to doing a girl up the wrong'un but without all the high pitched complaining

[Lynsey]

Who's complaining? lol

[mowgli]

Who's complaining? lol

Are you telling me that actual real live female ladies actually like the chutney ferret??????????????

[Lynsey]

LMAO @ Chutney ferret lol

[mowgli]

but do wimmin like the back scuttle???? or is it something to appease the boyfriend on his birthday??????

[Lynsey]

I can't speak for all women (as you can tell by my Dutch Oven thread)...

[ade]

I poked a chocolate starfish once by mistake - literally misguided - I got a slap and was sent into the other room to "calm down"

lol

[Lee]

I poked a chocolate starfish once by mistake - literally misguided - I got a slap and was sent into the other room to "calm down"

lol

Well, they are alarmingly close to each other.

[Lynsey]

''Just popping to the neighbours' love, back soon" lol LMAO

[Pistol Pete]

I poked a chocolate starfish once by mistake - literally misguided - I got a slap and was sent into the other room to "calm down"

lol

lol @ by mistake ;)

Best way, its the element of surprise :D when it comes to bournville boulevard business!!

[Lauren]

Are you telling me that actual real live female ladies actually like the chutney ferret??????????????

lol
Pmsl! Yes, some women do like the 'chutney ferret.' You have such a way with words mowgli!

[LEWI007]

Question is though......Do you like it :wtf:





lol lol

[C14se]

lol'chutney ferretlol

[Lauren]

Question is though......Do you like it :wtf:





lol lol

Yeah, I don't mind it, what's the big deal?

[ash anderson]

I poked a chocolate starfish once by mistake - literally misguided - I got a slap and was sent into the other room to "calm down"

lol

i done exactly the same not very long ago lol i was on a sex ban for quitte a while :tard: then started servicing my own needs when next to the wife then they offer;) it always works:D

[Jack]

Yeah, I don't mind it, what's the big deal?
Teeheeeheee lauren likes a willy up her bum :D:D:D

[Lauren]

lol @ by mistake ;)

Best way, its the element of surprise :D when it comes to bournville boulevard business!!

:eek: no that is NOT the best way to do it, it hurts!

[Jim]

+1 rep for Lauren taking it up the gary glitter.

[large_steve182]

aaww not the chocolate love tunnel
thats disgusting

[Matt Pickering]

Can't beat a bit of Female Jobbie Jabbing!!!!

[Pistol Pete]

:eek: no that is NOT the best way to do it, it hurts!

:( you dont like pain? ;)

ok, its not the best way, but its an option!!

[Lauren]

:( you dont like pain? ;)

ok, its not the best way, but its an option!!

No wonder you got a slap lol

[Pistol Pete]

lol, i like pain..;)

[L14MNP]

haha you kinky *******. lol @ this thread, I ignored it cos of the ghey title

[Jonlem]

Fair play to Lauren for admitting that +1

Unless a women actually tells you she wants it up the **** its hard to know if you should try it on or not, I mean it could end in disaster, nothing worse that being blown out at the last min, 2 girls I've been with have been up for it though, one quite simply grabbed my c*ck and stuck it in there but the other started to lick my ****hole and I figured if she does that then she obviously takes it up the poop chute, I wasn't wrong either.

My question for Lauren if it isn't too personal is how does it feel when you go to take a s*it after ? I mean if you have had a fair bit of bum love in one night things would surely exit quicker than normal, I'm sure anyone who has given anal will admit their knob came out a lot easier than when it first went in LOL

Discuss

[Pistol Pete]

Waaaaay to much info IMO. I dont reckon Lauren does have her balloon knot untied, TBH.

[large_steve182]

what like is it ok. to put it in her a** and then take it out and let her suck on it.
cause to me thats howwible.

[Pistol Pete]

A2M FTL. Big time.

[large_steve182]

so its a no no?
what if you ejaculate in her ass. suck it out with a straw and spit it on her face.

[Jonlem]

what like is it ok. to put it in her a** and then take it out and let her suck on it.
cause to me thats howwible.

I'm not totally sure I could handle having a G/F like that but if a one night stand or bit on the side done it I could put up with it, I certainly wouldn't stick my tongue down her throat till she washed her mouth out with bleech though

[Jonlem]

so its a no no?
what if you ejaculate in her ass. suck it out with a straw and spit it on her face.

You know some interesting women lol

IF and I mean IF I was asked to do that I'd have to use one of those curly straws we had as kids as atleast there would be less chance of getting any in your own mouth

[Pistol Pete]

so its a no no?
what if you ejaculate in her ass. suck it out with a straw and spit it on her face.

Felching (sp?) again FTL. lol

Dirty bird FTW.

Curly straw? You want the one like glasses, so you can see the sweetcorn fly past your eyes.. lol

[Jack]

I'm not totally sure I could handle having a G/F like that but if a one night stand or bit on the side done it I could put up with it, I certainly wouldn't stick my tongue down her throat till she washed her mouth out with bleech though
Its bad enough having cock face kiss, i.e. just fter you whp your load into her mouth she tries to kiss you. Thanks, I could have done without tasting my own sperm.

A recent ex of mine used to do that. Well, not after I'd made my deposit as she wasn't usually good enough to get me that far. lol

[Jonlem]

She wasn't usually good enough to get me that far. lol

I'm happy if I get that far lol lol lol

[large_steve182]

is everbody on png like 40. with impotence problems.
i spunk my pants looking at a good looking sandwich

[Lauren]

Its bad enough having cock face kiss, i.e. just fter you whp your load into her mouth she tries to kiss you. Thanks, I could have done without tasting my own sperm.

A recent ex of mine used to do that. Well, not after I'd made my deposit as she wasn't usually good enough to get me that far. lol

lol Jack - that's harsh.
But yeah that is pretty gross. But then you lot tend to kiss us after you've been done there.

And I am not discussing my poos with you thanks! lol

[mayhem]

i dont really mind the kissing after, but only after she swallow's! not with the load still in her mouth lol

[Jack]

Actually I'm shocked this thread made it this far without someone posting this

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Surprise-Buttsekz/1/2012d1157685229-orly-buttsecks.jpg

[Lee]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/jenne313/buttsecks.jpg
(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/jenne313/buttsecks.jpg)

[Pistol Pete]

lol

[Jack]

http://www.meef.com/photopost/data/502/buttsecks_02.jpg

[Pistol Pete]

http://dazzy.org/img/cats/invisible_buttsecks.jpg

[MC]

I never visit muppet corner, but Jim showed me this thread and I haven't laughed so much since.....

Did Lauren have that much Rep before she made those comments?

[Jonlem]

And I am not discussing my poos with you thanks! lol

I'll take that as a yes then :p

[Jack]

I never visit muppet corner, but Jim showed me this thread and I haven't laughed so much since.....

Did Lauren have that much Rep before she made those comments?
LMFAO, welcome to muppet :D

I believe she had a few purely for making a thread asking for valuations. Which of course took a decidedly gutter-ish turn lol

[large_steve182]

i still reckon some old fashion 91novasr bashing was slighlty more amusing. if you had tuned it for that

[NovaBoi92]

haha no

[large_steve182]

obviously you would say that.
but it was funny while it lasted. its dieing off now.

[NovaBoi92]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn150/91-Nova-SR/pleasedie1.jpg

[LEWI007]

What a crazy fecking topic :thumb:

[mowgli]

Ladyboy training school, Bangkok.....

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c892dURlSYU/RoZ8ydmLKSI/AAAAAAAABE8/disKkOyC_7Y/IMG_6577.JPG