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large_steve182
24-09-08, 11:07 PM
whats it like?
how do you do it?
is it ok if you get a boner when doing it?
krobinson
24-09-08, 11:10 PM
Ban him!!
Jack
24-09-08, 11:11 PM
If the girl gets a boner when you kiss her, thats a bad sign.
Asa-James
24-09-08, 11:23 PM
If the girl gets a boner when you kiss her, thats a bad sign.


afpmsl!lol
NovaGuy1400SRi
24-09-08, 11:24 PM
lol @ Rj
mowgli
24-09-08, 11:28 PM
whats it like?
how do you do it?
is it ok if you get a boner when doing it?

I take it you pulled the shy girl at college then..... which chat up line worked..... was it. 'Hi, I'm a personal Banker, can I get you a loan sometime????'

To use a Famous Movie quote:

Slim: You know how to kiss, don’t you Steve? You just put your lips together and…suck.
http://cocktailnerd.com/wp-content/uploads/bacall.jpg
Jack
25-09-08, 12:46 PM
As opposed to blowing?

*pucker pucker BFRRRRRPPPPPTTT*

LMFAO
thedjse
25-09-08, 01:09 PM
If the girl gets a boner when you kiss her, thats a bad sign.

PMSL Thats quality
mayhem
26-09-08, 03:53 PM
whats it like?
how do you do it?
is it ok if you get a boner when doing it?

don't worry, it's the same as kissing a boy. so you'll do fine lol
Dod
26-09-08, 04:07 PM
Kissing is a lesser way to Punch a girl in the face.

Or if you really have to practice kissing, when you're going to bed tonight, and you say good night to your ma, give it a whirl then. Who knows she might think you're great at it and recomend you to girls on the Internet.

Remember, to really impress your Ma, open mouth FTW. :thumb:
General Baxter
26-09-08, 04:09 PM
:cry: you make baby jesus cry
Jonlem
26-09-08, 04:43 PM
whats it like?
how do you do it?
is it ok if you get a boner when doing it?

Might be worth getting some practice in on the pet dog if you have one, ofcourse if it gets a boner don't bend over lol

PMSL @ RJ too, that was properly funny