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Has anyone ever done it? If you've never tried it, I suggest you give it a pop tonight :p
For those who haven't,
"Farts can bring more excitement into wedlock if administered in a Dutch Oven2 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A673508#footnote2): this is where one partner lets go a huge fart, pulls the duvet cover or bed sheets over the head of their loved one, trapping them in a confusion of methane, while shouting triumphantly, 'Dutch oven! Dutch oven!' The person trapped will wriggle like an eel, the trapper will then nearly die laughing and it will all end up in a really boisterous play fight. Of course, this is all in questionable taste."
if i tried that id end up on the sofa for the night
Do you ever trump then put your head under your own duvet to have a sniff?
lol errr no. does that make me weird?
I won't be doing it, I'd have to remove the bricks from on top of the duvet
No but the thought alone cracks me up lol
Why do you have bricks on your duvet?
Why do you have bricks on your duvet?
to stop it blowing away, of course..... Some people!!! tut tut
Mwahahaha lol
Do you do massive rippers?
It's good for you, if you hold them in the gas gets absorbed into your blood stream and comes out as bad breath.
Plus they tickle lol
lol lynz have you been taking happy pills?
You can't deny that they tickle though lol LMAO
Where the **** do you come up with them Lynz???
Where the **** do you come up with them Lynz???
a BBC educational website mainly..............
This is one I've never experienced: nut knocker n, adv. when gaseous emmisions pass by testicles with too much force lol
Yes because you all obviously need educating. I could have worded it myself but there's little point when I have copy & paste ;)
TBH I reckon I need educating but the above could only cause a negitave effect and split me and my GF. lol
I used to fart on my ex all the time.
Dod I truly think you should do it. TONIGHT!
Damn, I'm far too lenient on Dougie lol
Oh, wait.... ;)
LOL, no wonder the poor chaps so skinny. Lynz forced belemia (sp) on him. lol
This is one I've never experienced: nut knocker n, adv. when gaseous emmisions pass by testicles with too much force lol
you should try slap happy
it is the sound made by the testicles hitting the lady during the moment of orgasm, ie. about 15 seconds before he falls asleep & farts
That's just plain rude RJ :O
I like coffee :p
Teabag ftw
explain yourself rj
Mowgli, a man of your stature should be very familiar with 'teabagging' lol
I thought it was the entry fee for the original PNG?
The last one in does the next one.
Mowgli, a man of your stature should be very familiar with 'teabagging' lol
I thought it was the entry fee for the original PNG?
there was limited membership & entry into the original png involved paying a bloke some money & then waiting in line for someone to either die or sell their nova, or both.....
I am familiar with the term, I am trying to find out why rj reckons its FTW????
I wouldn't dare do it with my good lady (or the wife) for fear of biting, and she'd need to open her mouth like the MGM lion to get the damned things in... so its too risky
I have to admit, I've always wondered how small the guy's nuts would have to be lol
Mmmmmmm, move to 18+ maybe? lol
Retitle it: "Lynz's Warped Sexual Suggestions" lol
Someone found a profanasaurus?
Austin.J
25-09-08, 03:05 PM
Its one of them things, that no matter what the consequences are... its so worth it. :D
why is it dutch lol
okay, i do it to all the girls i end up in bed with, but still... :D
I bet you're a real ladys man arent you?
Hey babe, want to come to bed with me so I can Fart and pull the covers over your head? Giggidy.
Works for me :D
Do it enough and they pass out. Alllllllllllriiiiiight. Giggidy giggidy!
Does anyone else feel really sorry for Dougie??
I bet you're a real ladys man arent you?
Hey babe, want to come to bed with me so I can Fart and pull the covers over your head? Giggidy.
dutch girls are 'used' to get the oven lol
I used to do this, but recently my farts have startd to smell like rotten cabbage, and the stench lingers around for ages. You have to have some pretty rotten **** burps to actually offend yourself i tell thee!!
stevie-p
25-09-08, 05:48 PM
Do you ever trump then put your head under your own duvet to have a sniff?
lmfaolol lol
Does anyone else feel really sorry for Dougie??
Pfft, he gives as good as he gets! I more than make up for it ;)
Works for me :D
Do it enough and they pass out. Alllllllllllriiiiiight. Giggidy giggidy!
instead of :
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:M8NyrUFYD2QOUM:http://www.anabolics-steroid.net/images/Rohypnol.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.anabolics-steroid.net/images/Rohypnol.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.anabolics-steroid.net/index.php%3FcPath%3D30&h=270&w=444&sz=39&hl=en&start=8&usg=__uLDYVC9xNrbWUW3JA-qpDF1Zph0=&tbnid=M8NyrUFYD2QOUM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drohypnol%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)?????
pmsl.
I find certain foods make my air biscuits seriously stinky - to the stage where the missus actually gags!
roast chicken, cheese, and ham are all culprits. Sfter eating a Pizza with those toppings on I have to sleep in the other room with the window open.
As for having a whiff of your own pumpage - all the time - I've actually started to trap the pump under the covers to see how long it lasts for.
The true test of any pump is the dispersion time - if its gone in less than 10 seconds it's gay and has no backbone. If it's still hanging about after 30 seconds then it's got some balls. If it's still there after a minute - dispite furious cover wafting then you've either left a marmite smear in the bed or work for the MOD and are testing new germ warfare technology.
Thats fu*king disgusting! :tard:
Austin.J
26-09-08, 01:26 AM
pmsl.
I find certain foods make my air biscuits seriously stinky - to the stage where the missus actually gags!
roast chicken, cheese, and ham are all culprits. Sfter eating a Pizza with those toppings on I have to sleep in the other room with the window open.
As for having a whiff of your own pumpage - all the time - I've actually started to trap the pump under the covers to see how long it lasts for.
The true test of any pump is the dispersion time - if its gone in less than 10 seconds it's gay and has no backbone. If it's still hanging about after 30 seconds then it's got some balls. If it's still there after a minute - dispite furious cover wafting then you've either left a marmite smear in the bed or work for the MOD and are testing new germ warfare technology.
Teach me all you know...lol lol
Pfft, he gives as good as he gets! I more than make up for it ;)
lollol any dutch oven wars gen?
DaveyLC
26-09-08, 09:41 AM
I always do this.. For some reason girls dont find it as funny as I do? :D
DaveyLC
26-09-08, 09:45 AM
Someone found a profanasaurus?
Its all about Top-Decking! When I read that in my profanisaurus I nearly cried with laughter! :D
I prefer to drop one and stay really still, then when the mrs moves, she lets it out.
pmsl.
I find certain foods make my air biscuits seriously stinky - to the stage where the missus actually gags!
roast chicken, cheese, and ham are all culprits. Sfter eating a Pizza with those toppings on I have to sleep in the other room with the window open.
As for having a whiff of your own pumpage - all the time - I've actually started to trap the pump under the covers to see how long it lasts for.
The true test of any pump is the dispersion time - if its gone in less than 10 seconds it's gay and has no backbone. If it's still hanging about after 30 seconds then it's got some balls. If it's still there after a minute - dispite furious cover wafting then you've either left a marmite smear in the bed or work for the MOD and are testing new germ warfare technology.
the day after a heavy night of beer abuse lol
Guiness and a chicken pizza - guaranteed to empty a room and make the bed sheets melt!
That what you're on tonight then?
im sorry but you lot are sick!!! get some bludy manners
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