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General Baxter
24-09-08, 07:44 PM
24 - 09 - 08 attempted to scratch arm with a stainly knife - went wrong blood

more tommorow lol

Lynsey
24-09-08, 07:46 PM
Remember kids, you go down the road not across the street ;)

General Baxter
24-09-08, 07:47 PM
no i had an itch lol

draper
24-09-08, 07:50 PM
thats not dumb then, dumb is scratching your arm with a stanley blade when it doesnt itch

General Baxter
24-09-08, 07:51 PM
ffs i just nearly poked my self in the eye with it lol

Lee
24-09-08, 07:52 PM
http://www.ilanservers.com/images/other/retard.jpg

General Baxter
24-09-08, 07:53 PM
just him ?

Andy
24-09-08, 07:55 PM
i had an "incident" with a stanley blade.I now sport a nice scar on my forearm where it went half a blade in lol i actaully laughed at how stupid i was for causing it (at the time with blood everywhere)

Lee
24-09-08, 07:56 PM
I had to change that pic Nick as it made me wee a little bit lol

Mate of mine stuck a stanley blade into a block of wood, and then forgot about it and sat on it a few minutes later.
He ran around shouting 'its in the bone, its in the boooooooone' in his best Ace Ventura voice. Oh how we laughed lol

NovaGuy1400SRi
24-09-08, 09:55 PM
That would be a bit sore Lee! You'd have thought he would look to see where he had put the blade before sitting down? lol lol

burgo
24-09-08, 10:35 PM
baxter you know your not allowed knifes now put it down

mowgli
24-09-08, 11:40 PM
my dad put an open stanley knife in his overall pocket, then 5 mins later cut across 4 fingers with it when reaching for it, it looked like a shark attack & he was doing this morris dance round the yard backward, & swearing. just to finish the moment off, my brother shouts 'What tawt put that in there?'

Asa-James
24-09-08, 11:43 PM
are there going to be any more daily updates?

mowgli
24-09-08, 11:46 PM
I believe he just popped out for a slash......

Asa-James
24-09-08, 11:47 PM
thats really poor



funny tho...

edit-- one of these?

http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/slash.jpg

Stoo
24-09-08, 11:49 PM
Get out the gene pool baxter

mowgli
24-09-08, 11:57 PM
http://www.keepshooting.com/booksandvideos/othervideos/how-to-treat-knife-wound-video.htm

Jack
25-09-08, 02:39 PM
he was doing this morris dance round the yard backward, & swearing. just to finish the moment off, my brother shouts 'What tawt put that in there?'
LMFAO ace lol

ash anderson
25-09-08, 02:45 PM
24 - 09 - 08 attempted to scratch arm with a stainly knife - went wrong blood

more tommorow lol

me and yourself would get on extremly well, i use anyhting sharp to scratch an itch just bear in mind bank cards are quite good and dont cut :thumb:

Austin.J
25-09-08, 02:52 PM
me and yourself would get on extremly well, i use anyhting sharp to scratch an itch just bear in mind bank cards are quite good and dont cut :thumb:

Your on the right track... but you need to start thinking out side the box... once used a pair of hedge shears to cut my toe nails.

ash anderson
25-09-08, 03:03 PM
Your on the right track... but you need to start thinking out side the box... once used a pair of hedge shears to cut my toe nails.
lol lol i will consider it nex time they need cutting, actully they do but the only thing i have close to hand atm is a hack saw :wtf: they any gd?

Austin.J
25-09-08, 03:10 PM
lol lol i will consider it nex time they need cutting, actully they do but the only thing i have close to hand atm is a hack saw :wtf: they any gd?

you can never get a good finish with a hacksaw, well atleast not with mine, gets all spikey, and the ends of your toes get fairly cut up, same happens if you use a jigsaw. lol

ash anderson
25-09-08, 03:18 PM
you can never get a good finish with a hacksaw, well atleast not with mine, gets all spikey, and the ends of your toes get fairly cut up, same happens if you use a jigsaw. lol

lol pmsl- i was thinking the same:cry: it is a must have to get a good finish i was thinking flapper disk/sanding disk-grinder just to finalize the finish then maybe some nail polish

Austin.J
25-09-08, 03:26 PM
lol pmsl- i was thinking the same:cry: it is a must have to get a good finish i was thinking flapper disk/sanding disk-grinder just to finalize the finish then maybe some nail polish

Now you've got me thinking about it, would of thaught a belt sander or maybe a stihl saw, or even, if you fancied it, one of them 30 odd foot saws they have at marshalls to cut up the rock, it may work. :D

General Baxter
25-09-08, 08:45 PM
25 - 09 - 08 walked into the back of a truck lol

Austin.J
25-09-08, 08:49 PM
25 - 09 - 08 walked into the back of a truck lol

atleast you admit it haha

mowgli
25-09-08, 09:16 PM
25 - 09 - 08 walked into the back of a truck lol

http://images.inmagine.com/img/digitalvision/pdv209/pdv209009.jpg

how does that hurt???????

Martin
25-09-08, 09:56 PM
lol ive got a nice black toe nail, stump't it on my dumbbells iv just chucked a towel on 5min before..