View Full Version : Baxters Dumb ass moment of the day
General Baxter
24-09-08, 07:44 PM
24 - 09 - 08 attempted to scratch arm with a stainly knife - went wrong blood
more tommorow lol
Remember kids, you go down the road not across the street ;)
General Baxter
24-09-08, 07:47 PM
no i had an itch lol
thats not dumb then, dumb is scratching your arm with a stanley blade when it doesnt itch
General Baxter
24-09-08, 07:51 PM
ffs i just nearly poked my self in the eye with it lol
http://www.ilanservers.com/images/other/retard.jpg
General Baxter
24-09-08, 07:53 PM
just him ?
i had an "incident" with a stanley blade.I now sport a nice scar on my forearm where it went half a blade in lol i actaully laughed at how stupid i was for causing it (at the time with blood everywhere)
I had to change that pic Nick as it made me wee a little bit lol
Mate of mine stuck a stanley blade into a block of wood, and then forgot about it and sat on it a few minutes later.
He ran around shouting 'its in the bone, its in the boooooooone' in his best Ace Ventura voice. Oh how we laughed lol
NovaGuy1400SRi
24-09-08, 09:55 PM
That would be a bit sore Lee! You'd have thought he would look to see where he had put the blade before sitting down? lol lol
baxter you know your not allowed knifes now put it down
my dad put an open stanley knife in his overall pocket, then 5 mins later cut across 4 fingers with it when reaching for it, it looked like a shark attack & he was doing this morris dance round the yard backward, & swearing. just to finish the moment off, my brother shouts 'What tawt put that in there?'
Asa-James
24-09-08, 11:43 PM
are there going to be any more daily updates?
I believe he just popped out for a slash......
Asa-James
24-09-08, 11:47 PM
thats really poor
funny tho...
edit-- one of these?
http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/slash.jpg
Get out the gene pool baxter
http://www.keepshooting.com/booksandvideos/othervideos/how-to-treat-knife-wound-video.htm
he was doing this morris dance round the yard backward, & swearing. just to finish the moment off, my brother shouts 'What tawt put that in there?'
LMFAO ace lol
ash anderson
25-09-08, 02:45 PM
24 - 09 - 08 attempted to scratch arm with a stainly knife - went wrong blood
more tommorow lol
me and yourself would get on extremly well, i use anyhting sharp to scratch an itch just bear in mind bank cards are quite good and dont cut :thumb:
Austin.J
25-09-08, 02:52 PM
me and yourself would get on extremly well, i use anyhting sharp to scratch an itch just bear in mind bank cards are quite good and dont cut :thumb:
Your on the right track... but you need to start thinking out side the box... once used a pair of hedge shears to cut my toe nails.
ash anderson
25-09-08, 03:03 PM
Your on the right track... but you need to start thinking out side the box... once used a pair of hedge shears to cut my toe nails.
lol lol i will consider it nex time they need cutting, actully they do but the only thing i have close to hand atm is a hack saw :wtf: they any gd?
Austin.J
25-09-08, 03:10 PM
lol lol i will consider it nex time they need cutting, actully they do but the only thing i have close to hand atm is a hack saw :wtf: they any gd?
you can never get a good finish with a hacksaw, well atleast not with mine, gets all spikey, and the ends of your toes get fairly cut up, same happens if you use a jigsaw. lol
ash anderson
25-09-08, 03:18 PM
you can never get a good finish with a hacksaw, well atleast not with mine, gets all spikey, and the ends of your toes get fairly cut up, same happens if you use a jigsaw. lol
lol pmsl- i was thinking the same:cry: it is a must have to get a good finish i was thinking flapper disk/sanding disk-grinder just to finalize the finish then maybe some nail polish
Austin.J
25-09-08, 03:26 PM
lol pmsl- i was thinking the same:cry: it is a must have to get a good finish i was thinking flapper disk/sanding disk-grinder just to finalize the finish then maybe some nail polish
Now you've got me thinking about it, would of thaught a belt sander or maybe a stihl saw, or even, if you fancied it, one of them 30 odd foot saws they have at marshalls to cut up the rock, it may work. :D
General Baxter
25-09-08, 08:45 PM
25 - 09 - 08 walked into the back of a truck lol
Austin.J
25-09-08, 08:49 PM
25 - 09 - 08 walked into the back of a truck lol
atleast you admit it haha
25 - 09 - 08 walked into the back of a truck lol
http://images.inmagine.com/img/digitalvision/pdv209/pdv209009.jpg
how does that hurt???????
lol ive got a nice black toe nail, stump't it on my dumbbells iv just chucked a towel on 5min before..
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