Nice write up

[L14MNP]

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/694597.htm

Repost or not this is fcuking funny

[Spudly]

Thats gotta be a piss take????


I cant even read it at all, none of the words are even remotely english or is it just me, you decide..........................








MY CAR ORND A REELY LONG TIME WILL CRY WEN IT GOES :-(
RITE EAR GOES
IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C
17TEEN INCH RIM WITH GUD TIRES
IT GOT A FULL SPECK TACALAR BODIE KIT AND EVEN MORE ITS ALL SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERED IN LIKE A BABIES BOT BOT
IT HAS THE BEST ED LITE CONVERTION EVA COS ITS GOT FRUNT SAXO ED LEETS NOT THAT SAXO LITES R NIECE BUT THE LUK AMAZIN ON MY CAR THIS TUK ALOT OF HARD WORK 2 GET RITE AS U CAN C
ALSO IT AS CLIO BAK LITES AGEN ALOT OF ARD ERNED WORK GON INTO THEM
AN NAR IF YA LUK AT BONIT ITS BIN BAD BOYD AN NOT ONLIE THAT ITS GOT VENT IN IT 2 EXLENT 2 COIL ENGIN DOWN
IT GOT DIF MIRERS ON IT BUT 4GOT NAME A THEM BUT LUK GUD
IT GOT GSI SPOILA WI SAXO SPOILA MOLDDED ON IT LUKS VERY VERY GUD
AND NOW FOR THE BEST BIT WAT ALL BOI RASERS LIKE IS THAT IT GOT ****8 EGG SORSTS***REELY REELY REELY LOUD AND SOUND VERY NIECE

ALSO IT GOT SUM MORE EXTRA LIKE DECALS DOWN SIDE N TINT ON BAK WINDA
AIREEL N BLAK INDICORTORS N SUM VAUXHALL STIKURS N BUKET SEATS N DVD TV CD PLAYER

PROBLIE MIST LOT OF THINS OFF BUT U CAN C FROM PIKTORS WOT IT LIKE

LET ME NO IF U R INTARESTED

THANK Q 4 LUKIN

4 GOT 2 SAY HAM STIL USIN CAR SO MYLAGE MITE BE DIFFRENT BUT NOT MUSCH



*******84got to menton that it ad a nu engin in it owt of a 2000 1.6 corsa with about 56000 on mylage so engin is sound n that it is stil down as a 1.2 ls haha so cheap insurance for u wink wink or if u want to change it and tell the nastie tax man than that wud be up 2 u ********


but it ad lot of muni put in2 it so remeber that wink wink

it got 9 munth mot n 7 munth tax so no need 2 pay for them until that time but it wil fly thru agen no problam

eny qwestons then feal 3 2 email me at enytime on raymaylovespayday@hotmail.co.uk

n i wil du my best 2 andser eny qwestons ok

rite i ham opan 2 offas on this car so go a ed and make me sum ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????

thank q

ray

[L14MNP]

Want me to decipher it mate? lol

[Riggy]

thats just wasted about 10 min of my life to read that lol

[Spudly]

Want me to decipher it mate? lol



An english version might help that illiterate pikey sell it tbh lol

[Andy]

What a fukkin ding,i would never buy anything off him speaking like that.Would'nt even give him a thank you for that

[L14MNP]

My car, owned a really long time and I shall cry when it goes :(
Right, here goes.
If you want to stand out in a crowd look no further than here - this is the best car you will ever see
17 inch rims with good tyres
It's got a full spectacular bodykit and even more, it's all smoothed in like a babies rear end.
it had the best head light conversion ever because it has got front Saxo head lights, not that Saxo light are nice but they look amazing
on my car. This took a lot of hard work to get right as you can see.

Also it has Clio back lights, again a lit of hard earned work gone into them.
I know if you look at the bonnet its been bad boy'd, and not only that, it's got a vent in it too. Excellent for cooling the engine down.
It's got different mirrors on it. I forget the name of them but again they look good.
It's got a GSi spoiler with a Saxo spoiler molded onto it. This looks very very good.
And now for the best bit, what all boy racers like is that it's got eight exhausts. Really really really loud and sound very nice.

Also it has got some more extras, like decals down the side and tinted rear window
Aerial and balck indicators and some Vauxhall stickers and bucket seats, DVD, TV and CD player.

Probably missed lots of things off but you can see from pictures what it is like.

Let me know if you are interested.

Thanks for looking

Forgot to say, I'm still using the car so mileage might be different but not by much.

Forgot to mention that it had a new engine in it out of a 2000 1.6 Corsa with about 56K miles, so engine is sound and that it is still
down as a 1.2 litre haha so cheap insurance for you wink winik. or if you want to change it and tell the nasty tax man then that would be up to you.

But it's had a lot of money put into it so remember that wink wink
It's got nine months MOT and seven months tax so no need to pay for them until that time but it will fly through again no problem.
Any questions then feel free to email me anytime on imaretardedmisfitandshouldberemovedfromthegenepool asap@geta****ingclueyouretard.com
And i will do my best to answer any questions, OK?
Right, I am open to offers on this car so go ahead and make me some?
Thank you
Ray

[L14MNP]

An english version might help that illiterate pikey sell it tbh lol

Already sold lol :eek:

[Dod]

Wow, dat iz wel WKD init Bruv.

*please not my Chav Talk/Text Type is extremely limited due the the fact that in Ireland we do not have Chavs. Thank you.

[Shaun_O'Donnell]

I assume he had to go out and read the back of the car for how to spell "Corsa" since that is the only word correctly spelled.

[novait]

lol.

[bai1ey]

it actully sold via piston heads witch supprised me haha. Well it says it has any way

[Shaun_O'Donnell]

it actully sold via piston heads witch supprised me haha. Well it says it has any way

You're not the guy selling it are you??lol

Only kidding.

[Dod]

LOL, its obviously a wind up and the lads just pulled the car and said its been sold. Lets look at the Facts:

. Modified Corsa is worth £1k Max
. Asking £7k and Sold??
. Chav Text Type Talk, in great detail
. Swearing in the Add?

I dont think so.

[L14MNP]

edge ewe kate shan natzea ^ nor evrea juan torks lyk da kwean ya na haha

[Spudly]

Its that illegible (sp?) to me i didnt even spot it says eight exhausts lmao!

[brainsnova]

ray was in "safe bruv" mode when he wrote that lol

[Dod]

We should get him to register on here.

[L14MNP]

It's a shame it's sold because I detected some regional BS in there. Hope he's on my local kr000ze forum, although 90% of the members type like retards there.
Spud, I'm just l337 as fcuk mate. Retard deciphering service available here.

[Spudly]

Spud, I'm just l337 as fcuk mate. Retard deciphering service available here.


Fair play ill be counting on your translation skills in the future then bud:thumb:


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