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First time in aages ive had a cup of tea, and the stunner on our reception has passed some choccy hob nobs out go with said brew, how much do decent bikkies and a cuppa tea rock!:thumb:
That is all lol
I knew that was coming lol i would but if i get caught the keys for her lady garden will be lost forever
Chocy Hob nobs and a nice cup of tea FTW
What is it with you stoo youre worse than the n00bs lol
Hot girl, hob nob... there's a joke in there somewhere...
Lmfao @ jack i wondered what this thread would end up as because things always go sex oriented in here lol
What is it with you stoo youre worse than the n00bs lol
In what way dude?
Meh
Perving on totty FTW
Have you nailed her??
Hot girl, hob nob... there's a joke in there somewhere...
*Ahem* Chocolate hob nob ;)
Meh
Perving on totty FTW
Have you nailed her??
Ill agree with that totty spottin FTW lol
No but im gettin more cheeky smiles from her and i always get a cheeky stick out tongue with a smiley face whenever she walks past :thumb:
Pics of Hob nobs?
Im sorry but the chocolatey goodness of the hob nobs did not survive long enough for pics haha!
No
Punch her in the face! She'll love it!
Even better, when her tongue is out, upper cut her in the jaw!
Then fukk her bleeding mouth! :thumb:
Punch her in the face! She'll love it!
Even better, when her tongue is out, upper cut her in the jaw!
Then fukk her bleeding mouth! :thumb:
Im nearly fcukin cryin with laughter here dude thats hilarious lol
**edit**nope jus checked, wet stuff from the corner of my eyes = i am actually crying with laughter +Rep
Im sorry but the chocolatey goodness of the hob nobs did not survive long enough for pics haha!
Would only make me sex wee anyway, the ball and chain has me on a diet and has taken away my pocket money.
HAHAHAHAHAH Me too!! Laughing like a hyena at your own jokes FTMFW!!!!
Pistol Pete
11-09-08, 04:29 PM
Punch her in the face! She'll love it!
Even better, when her tongue is out, upper cut her in the jaw!
Then fukk her bleeding mouth! :thumb:
FPMSL.
No chance of sneaky pics then, no? I'll have to go fetch my Hob Nobs out the cupboard then...:roll: lol
Punch her in the face! She'll love it!
Even better, when her tongue is out, upper cut her in the jaw!
Then fukk her bleeding mouth! :thumb:
Jeez Stoo. I want you so bad. lol
I want your mouth blood on my piece!!
Fetch your mum n sister too!
And some tissues!
Would only make me sex wee anyway, the ball and chain has me on a diet and has taken away my pocket money.
Aww you poor poor child thats cruelty, ill find a piccy of some chocolate for you later on lol
PICS or GTFO
Alreadyhad this convo.. oh and by the by.. after my hols i'm coming to your work and i will get a pic of her..:thumb:
Alreadyhad this convo.. oh and by the by.. after my hols i'm coming to your work and i will get a pic of her..:thumb:
Feel free dude:thumb:
Aww you poor poor child thats cruelty, ill find a piccy of some chocolate for you later on lol
The only sweet things in the house are caramel snack a jacks, their just not the same as chocolate hob nobs :cry:
i will feel her freely lol how old spud? my type?(got a pulse and a gash?)
Shes 18 but dont look it yet dont look old if ya get me, blonde slim perfect mahoosive funbags and a peachy ass too, shes my idea of heaven on legs drooool lol
dont mind if i break her in for ya do ya?
Shes 18 but dont look it yet dont look old if ya get me, blonde slim perfect mahoosive funbags and a peachy ass too, shes my idea of heaven on legs drooool lol
and brings hob nob goodness, (wonder if i can get a trade in on my old model)
I want your mouth blood on my piece!!
Fetch your mum n sister too!
And some tissues!
It depends what kinda woman you want. My mum will deck you back, she's hardcore. I'll just cry like a sissy.
And I don't have a sister.
Pistol Pete
11-09-08, 04:41 PM
Shes 18 but dont look it yet dont look old if ya get me, blonde slim perfect mahoosive funbags and a peachy ass too, shes my idea of heaven on legs drooool lol
I'm afraid we ARE going to need pictorial proof...:D
i liek the cowering sizzy type ladie tbh..
When you coming down lauren? lol
dont mind if i break her in for ya do ya?
Yes i do as ill cry.....:cry: :cry:
And lauren im sure stoo woulnt mind if you took a cute friend and pretended she was your sister lol
just vaux trev
11-09-08, 04:43 PM
Yes i do as ill cry.....:cry: :cry:
And lauren im sure stoo woulnt mind if you took a cute man friend and pretended he was your sister lol .
i liek the cowering sizzy type ladie tbh..
When you coming down lauren? lol
It depends, do I still get your bed for the weekend? lol
It depends, do I still get your bed for the weekend? lol
Aww but what about me though:cry: lol
It depends, do I still get your bed for the weekend? lol
yep alsong as you clean the blood stains:wtf: ;)
yep alsong as you clean the blood stains
Yeah before you get in as martins a closet serial killer lol
Aww but what about me though:cry: lol
You're a traitor, after telling me I was your one and only you are now eyeing up some blonde tooty :( lol
Im not a traitor, im only reading the menu, ive not ordered anything lol
Im not a traitor, im only reading the menu, ive not ordered anything lol
to scared to order you mean..
Lauren i wouldnt do that to you :):cool:
Err got it in one tbh martin lol
to scared to order you mean..
Lauren i wouldnt do that to you :):cool:
I know, don't worry, I'm dumping spud lol
I know, don't worry, I'm dumping spud lol
Gooody.. i'm bored of sharing.. your all mine now love:thumb:
I know, don't worry, I'm dumping spud lol
Nooooooooooooooo:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
No but im gettin more cheeky smiles from her and i always get a cheeky stick out tongue with a smiley face whenever she walks past :thumb:
Thats girl talk for "I want to suck your dick"
Thats girl talk for "I want to suck your dick"
Lmao, i wish tbh i really do lol
Lmao, i wish tbh i really do lol
Step up te game insted of shying away n goign red with a gay giggle, stay calm, dont get sweaty palms(yeah baby thats a ryhme) give her a smile a suttle(sp) wink n smile.. then wait..:thumb:
Stoo, have you ever thought of hosting Blind Date?
Blind rape?
Stoo - you are just becoming more and more irresistible, can we meet up?
Stoo - you are just becoming more and more irresistible, can we meet up?
Whenever your ready missy!
Blind rape?
Once again i have coffee over my laptop lmfao lol lol
Punch her in the face! She'll love it!
Even better, when her tongue is out, upper cut her in the jaw!
Then fukk her bleeding mouth! :thumb:
Military termanology
As with big steve
have you punched her tongue in two yet??
if not why not you fukking jew!!
Once again a thread has gone from being sweet and innocent (like me) to sexual/violence oriented lmao, and no ive not smashed her face in yet as its rather pretty so ill leave it the way it is lol
back of the face ftw then
you into fisting?
**** me stoo , you have me crying with laughter now lol + rep lol
wont let me give you it again lol
Lol ill try the back of the face thing then, but does that not entail punching all the way through the skull brain and thusly smashing head open??
Ewww @ all the blood but "slightly warm just before rigor-mortis sets in necrophillia" FTW lol
Chocolate hob nobs to necrophillia in 24 hours, good effort
Was a quick turnaround wasnt it lmfao, thats kinda why i posted it, well mainly cos i had choccy hob nobs and a cuppa and was uber bored but wanted to see how dirty/depraved it would become lol
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so far, this is all we know about her, come on stalk the lass.
Lmfao @ mowgli err i think she is a touch older than the girl you posted tbh but not to worry ill find out more lol
Once again a thread has gone from being sweet and innocent (like me) to sexual/violence oriented lmao, and no ive not smashed her face in yet as its rather pretty so ill leave it the way it is lol
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