MSN not working?

[NovaBoi92]

can anoybody sign into messenger? im getting the error code 81000314 which means that there might be a server update or the server is temporarily down. just want to know if its just me, or anybody else? thanks

[Dod]

Yeah I think most of the Majority Raced people are getting them.

I on the other hand have no problem as I'm a minority. lol

[NovaGuy1400SRi]

. just want to know if its just me, or anybody else? thanks

Just you lol

mines working fine

[hagger]

i can sign in fine. you must be gay.

[Spudly]

Ive just text my mum and her msn is working so it really is just you!

[Jack]

Everyone blocked you. LOL

Nah, mine is Ok but I did notice people seemed to be popping on and off yesterday and the usual peeps weren't there. Figured something was up.

[Dod]

i can sign in fine. you must be gay.

lol

+ Rep.

[NovaBoi92]

dont start your **** you prick i only asked a question.

[Spudly]

dont start your **** you prick i only asked a question.


And you only got replies, no need to get abusive, this is the MUPPET corner dont forget!

[Dod]

Wow, the abuse just doesnt stop. :(

[large_steve182]

ha somebody has some sand in there vagina.

[hagger]

bloody hell, wish some people would come on msn. its great that it works like...

[burgo]

dont start your **** you prick i only asked a question.no need for that kind of language. this is a public forum after all

[NovaBoi92]

did the site block the word prick? no but it blocks **** and ****

[hagger]

stars and stars?

[Dod]

No, 4 letters, Play and Toys?

[burgo]

did the site block the word prick? no but it blocks **** and ****yes well done. whens the wanted post going up anyway?

[Dod]

Anyone got good weather today? I might eat some ice cream later. Been ages since I had one.

[Jack]

did the site block the word prick? no but it blocks **** and ****
Those words are swearwords. "Prick", whilst insulting, is not a swearword.

[hagger]

its slighty overcast here, not good for putting washing out, it may rain.

[NovaBoi92]

Those words are swearwords. "Prick", whilst insulting, is not a swearword.
correct. thanks.

[burgo]

we've actually had abit of rain here, was only for 10 mins tho

[Dod]

The beach could be a plan for today. TBH when its really sunny it tends to be windy and the sand blows along and gets everywhere.

[hagger]

maybe the LHC has something to do with msn not working....

[NovaBoi92]

whats the LHC? oh yeah that collider thingie

[hagger]

i heard that if you fart and burp at the same time you explode??? :confused:

[NovaBoi92]

whats that got to do with anything

[brainsnova]

http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u331/Brain_missing/R0RT9CAQ8FGVKCAX10313CAOIBFM4CAR66O.jpg lol lol

[large_steve182]

spontaniously combust i believe.
but rumor has it its fart burp sneeze cough

[hagger]

so it is, i did once fart and sneeze at the same time, it hurt..........

[NovaBoi92]

msn working! i fixed it, been trying for ages

[NovaBoi92]

oh thats abit **** i only have 4 contacts online, did have about 30. something must have happened then

[hagger]

you fixed it?? wow you are a legend, maybe not so gay afterall

[NovaBoi92]

im not gay anyway. never have been never will be. i wonder why you take such an interest in it anyway?

[Stoo]

what an absolute bumder

[NovaBoi92]

if you ever have the error code 81000314, just exectute this in command promp
regsvr32 softpub.dll
regsvr32 Wintrust.dll
regsvr32 Initpki.dll
regsvr32 Dssenh.dll
regsvr32 Rsaenh.dll
Regsvr32 Gpkcsp.dll
Regsvr32 Sccbase.dll
Regsvr32 Slbcsp.dll
Regsvr32 Mssip32.dll
Regsvr32 Cryptdlg.dll
just thought id let you know just in case you have the problem :)

[hagger]

aint you a clever lad?

[NovaGuy1400SRi]

or just wait 5 mins until its fixed itself like i did :D

[NovaBoi92]

not really. anyway i waited about half an hour. got bored waiting

[burgo]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a226/sclurgess/fail.jpg


FAIL!!!

[NovaBoi92]

lol im not even going to try and explain how akward it was to park the car in taht garage. it was a really tight angle and loads of bushs in the way. better now:)

[Dod]

Did you know if you sneeze with your eyes open, they'll fall out?

Burgo, any bother putting your car in the garage?

[hagger]

well when i sneezed and farted at the same time, my eyes did hurt quite a bit. but they didnt proceed in falling out

[burgo]

nope ive always managed fine. and my garage is proper tiny. praps its cos im not a tard and can judge the size of my car properly

[Dod]

Ever sneeze and cough at the same time? Thats sore.

[Stoo]

jeebus h funking christ, yeah really tight angle that!

PwnT

[large_steve182]

did you do the old fashion. "uuuhhh i want msn NOW!". eventually get on and realise theres nobody worth talking to

[hagger]

been told to call you ghey, from SRspudly.

[NovaLad]

My garage is harder to get in than that.

You must be a sh1t guy.

[Jack]

Regsrvr is a handy command to register the DLLs, even though typing each of those in is unnecessary, but if you want to fix it and stop msn from dropping out again, you need to type this:

diskpart /delete C:

[burgo]

i recon even my sister could park in there......your ubber gay

[Dod]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1118/543722047_87430840ef_o.jpg

[hagger]

i can get in my garage fine, but my garage is quite large, but none the less, i have no problems getting into tight areas........:wtf:

[NovaBoi92]

lmao i ano i was ****, that was when i first got that car. and + the garage was stupidly akward - me driving it didnt really help much atall. but im better now, got used to t :) and dont call me gay

[Stoo]

gay

[Dod]

gay

Gay?

[burgo]

gay

[NovaBoi92]

ok..

[Dod]

Oooh, Gay.

[hagger]

so you was driving a car that is not taxed, and you not insured on?

i didnt call you gay, SRspudly did.


BTW..your gay..

[Stoo]

gayus maximass

[NovaBoi92]

haha no. its starting to piss me off.

[Dod]

so you was driving a car that is not taxed, and you not insured on?

i didnt call you gay, SRspudly did.


BTW..your gay..


Mmmmmmm screen shots somewhere.....

[hagger]

homosexual??

[NovaBoi92]

cant prove it was me driving, cant prove that was my car

[Dod]

Sounds like a Challenge.

[hagger]

lmao i ano i was ****, that was when i first got that car. and + the garage was stupidly akward - me driving it didnt really help much atall. but im better now, got used to t :) and dont call me gay

O rly?

[NovaBoi92]

did you see my face? exactly.

[Stoo]

lmao i ano i was ****, that was when i first got that car. and + the garage was stupidly akward - me driving it didnt really help much atall. but im better now, got used to t :) and dont call me gay

Cunnt

still gay

[burgo]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x209/TSA523/FUNNY/Youre%20gay/fonz.jpg

[hagger]

did you see my face? exactly.

no, but if i did, i would implant my fist into it..


Gay

[NovaBoi92]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn150/91-Nova-SR/Funnay-Arnold1.jpg

[Stoo]

id fist his bum

cos hes gay

[NovaBoi92]

thats disgusting

[Dod]

Gay?

[burgo]

who arnie or mike?

[Stoo]

id use two if you like

no lube

GAY

[NovaBoi92]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn150/91-Nova-SR/Win-Retard_Prize1.jpg

[Stoo]

Thanks?

What do i win?

A night inside you?

Gay

[NovaBoi92]

no you win the prize because your so >>''SPECIAL''<<

[Stoo]

which is what?

[Andy_L]

lol im not even going to try and explain how akward it was to park the car in taht garage. it was a really tight angle and loads of bushs in the way. better now:)
All I can see is a big white fence that you drove in to.

You need glasses

gay

EDIT
(LMAO it's actually a wooden garage door) That's even more of a need for glasses

double gay

[Dod]

I actually enjoy Ironing clothes. It helps me not crash my Nova into my Garage.

[NovaBoi92]

i need glases? its not a fence

[Andy_L]

id use two if you like

no lube

GAY

hardcore gay

[NovaBoi92]

i know i was **** i thought it was quite funny. was getting a new bumper anyway

[Dod]

I bought a Nova today. Doesnt mean I'm going to drive my old one into a wall.

Gay

[Stoo]

so it was you driving?

gay

[Jack]

This thread is arousing me.

[Dod]

BUSTED!!!

Gay

[NovaBoi92]

lol

[Dod]

This thread is arousing me.

You Heard it here first, Razorjack gets aroused at Nova Wall Crashing.

Gay

[Andy_L]

I actually enjoy Ironing clothes. It helps me not crash my Nova into my Garage.


lollollol + rep points

[NovaBoi92]

lollollol Andy L bums dod!

[Stoo]

i like ironing too, helps with steering control

[Stoo]

no ones got a c0ck spare

were gonna make you air tight

[Jack]

You Heard it here first, Razorjack gets aroused at Nova Wall Crashing.

Gay
True, the less novas the better :p

Mainly though its the talk of all this gayness. Yum.

[Andy_L]

lollollol Andy L bums dod!

Why is that funny? We're both happy :eek:

Gay

[Dod]

He is a cock, does that help?

Also Stoo, you forgot your

Gay

[Stoo]

its in the sig mate! check it

[Dod]

****ing hell, I cant add rep Stoo.

Anyone wanna Rep Stoo for me?

Gay

[Andy_L]

****ing hell, I cant add rep Stoo.

Anyone wanna Rep Stoo for me?

Gay

Done

Gay

[Dod]

Cheers Andy. Thats a very Non Gay cash your Car into a Garage thing to do. Well done.

[hagger]

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/stfu-i-r-not-gai.jpg

[Jack]

Rep for Stoo, now you have a bright green one

[C14se]

mines fine mate

[Stoo]

Woop woop!!

Might go and park my car in a bit
mind thiose fences

i reckon stevie wonder couldve parked it better

[Dod]

Sorry Sleeper, what? That was pages ago mate. lol

[NovaBoi92]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn150/91-Nova-SR/stfu-saddam1.jpg

[Dod]

Gay

[Stoo]

91_nova

fancy playing tummy sticks??
Bit of abseiling?
Porky brown swords?
Pokey bum wannks??

[NovaBoi92]

stfu

no

[hagger]

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-wish-i-woz-u-so-gai-carefree.jpg

[Andy_L]

oooooohhhhhhhhhhh

he's modifying a post at 12:57PM

Can't even get that right.

gay

[Dod]

Does anyone feel bad about abusing this poor kid? I thought i did but i farted and feel better now.

[Stoo]

you like pies SR?

http://www.bearotic.com/img/2008/05/another-gay-movie.jpg

surely a movie star could afford better than a nova

[hendrix]

fpmsl wtf have i missed this morning lol lol lol

[NovaBoi92]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn150/91-Nova-SR/stfu-buy-a-vowel1.jpg

[Dod]

SELL ME YOUR SNOW PLOUGH

And 91novasr is Gay apparently.

[large_steve182]

can i join in?

[Dod]

Yes :d

[NovaBoi92]

No

[large_steve182]

but im not entirely sure essex has a big gay scene?
but then again he states hes from ROMPford

[Stoo]

gay

[Stoo]

HOMford

[NovaBoi92]

in essex you get beaten up and stabbed, possibly killed for being gay. so therefore it hasnt even passed my mind

[Dod]

Cuz you're gay?

[large_steve182]

you ever stabbed a man with your penis?

[NovaBoi92]

no why. u?

[hagger]

is this why you deny it all the time?

[hendrix]

ahhh so 91NovaSR is a gayer????
Thats what i've missed.
Rock n roll

[NovaBoi92]

im not a gayer they are all pedo's

[hendrix]

Captain Stabbin aka 91NovaSR

[Dod]

Gay

[Stoo]

Full time bummer!

Come on SR

Air tight rocks
youll love it

[Stoo]

pedo

thats a big word for a young man!!!

[Dod]

Euro Style Stretch.

[large_steve182]

sr have you ever considered having another man take a dump in a condom. putting it in a freezer then letting him use it on your anus as a didlo?

an alaskin pipeline i heard it benig called on the streets.

[NovaBoi92]

thats not a big word for me. a big word for me is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis. know what it means? without using google?

[Dod]

DOes it mean you're gay?

[NovaBoi92]

and large steve, you describe that too well. wtf

[hendrix]

bummer boy??

[NovaBoi92]

another one with such a limited vocabulary

[hagger]

penis pleaser??

[Dod]

Ghay

[Stoo]

means your gay fo sho

[NovaBoi92]

the only way im going to please all these men is if i tel them im gay. I AM GAY ok i like the narrow brown tunnel, im a bum bandit anal intruder nob jockey willy warmer. happy?

[Dod]

Gay.

[Stoo]

at least your honest and open (read gaping)

[large_steve182]

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/gay_pc.jpg

i have a sneaky feeling this is SR

[NovaBoi92]

clever boy

[hagger]

gay?

[NovaBoi92]

i look nothing like that at all. where did u get that picture from? saved on your pc

[large_steve182]

but see at christmas is it about the givin or recieving?

[hendrix]

faggotry AHOYYY!!!!!!!
http://www.webalice.it/edmtromb/blog/captain_birdseye2.jpg

[SpellBot]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis.
Error: Word not recognised (illegitimate English word).

[large_steve182]

i look nothing like that at all. where did u get that picture from? saved on your pc

your mum gave it to me out the family album

[NovaBoi92]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolc anoeconiosis

have you ever heard of google? try there

[NovaBoi92]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn150/91-Nova-SR/Gay-Alarm1.jpg

[Dod]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/Dods1/untitled-8.jpg

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Gay Racist.

[hendrix]

wrong thread, this isn't post about the person before you lol

[hendrix]

not aimed at you dod!

[NovaBoi92]

lol gay racist. hahahahahahaa

[hendrix]

atleast you know what you are mr brown hatter

[NovaBoi92]

mr brown hatter ftw

[Stoo]

Gaycist

[NovaBoi92]

your such a homophobe. why dont you love me

[Andy_L]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolc anoeconiosis

have you ever heard of google? try there

Gay dictionary

Use an Oxford one instead

Gay

[NovaBoi92]

gay dictionary?

[NovaBoi92]

bye then. im off out now i have a life not sitting next to my computer al day. feel free to abuse me while im gone. love you xxx

[hendrix]

for gayers such as yourself

[Dod]

Racism

Noice.

[Dod]

Attention of Admin:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/Dods1/untitled-9.jpg

[Jack]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolc anoeconiosis
have you ever heard of google? try there
Have you ever heard of a dictionary?

And I quote:

Definition: supposedly the longest word in a dictionary, an artificial word said to mean a lung disease caused by the inhalation of silica dust

Do you know what "artificial" means?