Important discussion

[L14MNP]

Given the accelerated climate change resulting in the poor weather at the moment I am considering a venture in ark building, obviously I am doing research and making sure no-one has flooded the market (Lol Iain) It leads me to wonder about the inventor of this floating animal saviour.

I wish to know the answer to this, If Jesus was the carpenter, then why did Moses build the ark? Wonder if JC supplied a ready cut flat pack, or just got the big **** you from Moses?

[BIGS]

where the hell do you get these kind of ideas lol

[L14MNP]

lol you're as bad as the church, side stepping the question. Maybe God bigged up Jesus' carpentry skills then when he went around to give Moses a quote and show him the skillz, telling him he didn't need to use Ronseal either, Moses though if this bloke can't even put up a shelve he's not building me a watercraft to survive 20 days and 20 nights with 2 of every animal on board.
Furious at the lack of work goin his sons way God decided to double the time to 40 days and 40 nights doing his best to destroy Moses ark.

yes/no? lol

[Dod]

Moses was alive beofre Jesus. For Gods Sake, you non Catholics.

God was all like "YO Moses, the world is ****, gone build a big boat and fill it with rare and delicious animals cuz I'm gonna flood the place and drown everyone but yourself." So he built the ark with help from his family and watched everyone drown. The sadistic *******.

[L14MNP]

lol we found the God fearer, btw isn't it Noah who built the ark?

[Dod]

Well his real name was Moses, but as there was a previous Moses they changed his name to Noah. And God aint as tough as me.

[L14MNP]

Interesting theory, but you're wrong. 'and that's why God made this film...' lol

[Dod]

Explain.

[BIGS]

Who cares atheist ftw lol

[L14MNP]

Typical Family Guy church response mate,thought you'd know.

I also have My Giant starring Billy Crystal.

[L14MNP]

BIGS you witch! The earth is flat and the sun revolves around us.

[Dod]

Bigs, you brun. YOU BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL!!!

[BIGS]

there is no hell to me im a atheist lol

No only joking thought id wind you both up :p

But really if they had tigerseal they would of had no problems at all :thumb:

[L14MNP]

lol @ wind up, do you really think I'm anything but an atheist?

Dod, you walked into that one lol

I'm not sure it did have problems, I just find it hard to believe that one solitary man could design and engineer such a craft.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Dod]

I dont believe in God or Hell either. A lad I used to work with was a Born again Christain, I got chatting to him about it, then got my mate who is a 100% non believer talking and within 5 minutes they were shouting and roaring at each other, I Lolled a lot.

Liam, he didnt. He had help from his sons, Issac and Paddy.

[Lee]

Liam, he didnt. He had help from his sons, Issac and Paddy.

yep. Paddy was a direct descendant of the current CEO of Sunseeker iirc.

[Dod]

Aye, They were all Irish as well. Thats a fact. And onboard the Arc they invented Whiskey.