Crazy Story...

[IWannaNova]

Just had this idea to write a 'Crazy Story'. It starts with me, I write a sentance but leave a cliff hanger at the end, then someone else fills it in, writes there sentance and also leaves a gap at the end for the next person to write, etc, etc...

So I'll start and someone else has to carry on writing from where i left off and then leave a gap at the end of there sentace.

[IWannaNova]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new _______.

[Spudly]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator


Lmfao lollollol

[hagger]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec",

[IWannaNova]

lol Yeah, then you have to write the next sentance to the story...

[IWannaNova]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her __________

[Martin]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her crash y0

[Spudly]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her.......

[hagger]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail

[Martin]

OII i posted before spud

[Dar]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a ......

[IWannaNova]

Too late...

[IWannaNova]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can ________

[Spudly]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so........

[NovaBoi92]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards then run them over in her nova because they are all little _________

[Spudly]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and.....

[IWannaNova]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and __________

[stevenf]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking ____________

[mowgli]

please stop now. this thread will only end up with mention of anal group sex, just like the last time someone tried this....... you have been warned

[Lynsey]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess ____________

[Lee]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly --------

[Martin]

She Died END OF!

[adamz]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted.....

[NovaBoi92]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?

[Lauren]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said__________

[NovaBoi92]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three_____

[Iain]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, ...

[Welsh Dan]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise...

[twistysnovagte]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find........

[Lauren]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided

[twistysnovagte]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across.....

[NovaBoi92]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she done was. . .

[twistysnovagte]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she done was,sit down kids we dont want to make a show now do we we will have a game of "snap" with the pokemon cards first to three......

[Lauren]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting______

[NovaBoi92]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought. . .

[twistysnovagte]

lauren you changed the story!???

[NovaBoi92]

how?

[twistysnovagte]

from this:
sit down kids we dont want to make a show now do we we will have a game of "snap" with the pokemon cards first to three......
to this:
DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting:confused: lol

[NovaBoi92]

lol didnt notice

[L14MNP]

didn't notice that fellas ****, said 91_Nova_SR I think I could... (lol @ story change)

[NovaBoi92]

what?

[twistysnovagte]

what?he(liam) has my head pickled too lol.any way on with the story this is getting interestinglol

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought. . .

[L14MNP]

haha I just added onto the Lauren story with what 91_Nova_SR may have said, see General Chat - all a misunderstanding anyway lol

[NovaBoi92]

what about general chat?

[IWannaNova]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought one of them ba$tard little kids have pick pocketed my pokemen cards!

Then as she looked on the floor and sees them, pikachu, charizard and that brand new pokemon that know ones every heard off, ____________

[Lauren]

lauren you changed the story!???

I didn't, look at the times we posted, I was just too slow.

[twistysnovagte]

"youwannanova"are you a secret pokemon fanatic?lol

[Dod]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought one of them ba$tard little kids have pick pocketed my pokemen cards!

Then as she looked on the floor and sees them, pikachu, charizard and that brand new pokemon that know ones every heard off, Called Shut the Fukk up-e-mon whos special powers include___________

[hagger]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought one of them ba$tard little kids have pick pocketed my pokemen cards!

Then as she looked on the floor and sees them, pikachu, charizard and that brand new pokemon that know ones every heard off, Called Shut the Fukk up-e-mon whos special powers include vtec boost which sends an almighty....

[IWannaNova]

was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought one of them ba$tard little kids have pick pocketed my pokemen cards!

Then as she looked on the floor and sees them, pikachu, charizard and that brand new pokemon that know ones every heard off, Called Shut the Fukk up-e-mon whos special powers include vtec boost which sends an almighty squirt of ________

[IWannaNova]

"youwannanova"are you a secret pokemon fanatic?lol

Well I did play in the English 1st team in a world tornament at the millenium dome... :thumb:

[Hobbit]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought one of them ba$tard little kids have pick pocketed my pokemen cards!

Then as she looked on the floor and sees them, pikachu, charizard and that brand new pokemon that know ones every heard off, Called Shut the Fukk up-e-mon whos special powers include vtec boost which sends an almighty shock through the whole universe ending life on uranus...

[IWannaNova]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought one of them ba$tard little kids have pick pocketed my pokemen cards!

Then as she looked on the floor and sees them, pikachu, charizard and that brand new pokemon that know ones every heard off, Called Shut the Fukk up-e-mon whos special powers include vtec boost which sends an almighty shock through the whole universe ending life on uranus.

I decided to visit uranus and there as i entered was a sign that read,

'Uranus, The best ___________'

[twistysnovagte]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought one of them ba$tard little kids have pick pocketed my pokemen cards!

Then as she looked on the floor and sees them, pikachu, charizard and that brand new pokemon that know ones every heard off, Called Shut the Fukk up-e-mon whos special powers include vtec boost which sends an almighty shock through the whole universe ending life on uranus.

I decided to visit uranus and there as i entered was a sign that read,

'Uranus, The best dark chocolate ever, you have to visit to taste, why not try....

[hendrix]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought one of them ba$tard little kids have pick pocketed my pokemen cards!

Then as she looked on the floor and sees them, pikachu, charizard and that brand new pokemon that know ones every heard off, Called Shut the Fukk up-e-mon whos special powers include vtec boost which sends an almighty shock through the whole universe ending life on uranus.

I decided to visit uranus and there as i entered was a sign that read,

'Uranus, The best dark chocolate ever, you have to visit to taste, why not try our crab paste tuna tacos while sitting on Bournville boulevard and smoke some........

[IWannaNova]

I was walkin down the High Street when a little old lady opened her handbag and said have you seen my new Vibrator, which includes a mode called "Vtec", this was the best because it never failed to make her shout "vtec yooooo innit blud" as she ran down the street waving her pet cat in air by its tail. I said oh thats nice but want you want is a pack of pokemon cards so that you can tease all the young children in the area by having more pokemon cards than they have and whilst doing so chuck her pet cat at them and rob all their pokemon cards because they are all little chavs who want castrating and sending to somewhere really nice and warm, like the sun leaving us all free to drive our novas in safety and eat our ice cream sandwiches.

10 minnits later me and the old lady nipped behind a bus stop where she got on her knees and polished my shoes. once she had done that and was starting to get up she started sucking the glass panel over the timetable, leaving a dripping, slimey mess, which for some reason, started dripping upwards instead of towards the floor. Suddenly she sat on my face and shouted how can i sit on your facae when im dead?
She wouldn't move, so I performed chinese nipple torture till she jumped off and said TWIST IT HARDER, BIATCH. so then an old man came along and we talked about having a three course meal at her favourite restaurant, crapdonalds, who are well known for their mayonaise semen surprise,only then de we decide its best to leave and visit kfc only to find that there was a national chicken shortage and KFC were now Kentucky Fried Rat. So we decided b0ll0x to it we will go for a pub lunch,were we accidently came across those those young children that the old lady robbed her pokemon cards off! they had knives!! so what she DID was pull her cat out of her bag and swing it violently round the young childrens heads till they ran away in terror. She chased them down the street shouting MIOW MIOW. she then got bored and wondered why everyone was looking at her. throwing one last cat, she then stopped and thought one of them ba$tard little kids have pick pocketed my pokemen cards!

Then as she looked on the floor and sees them, pikachu, charizard and that brand new pokemon that know ones every heard off, Called Shut the Fukk up-e-mon whos special powers include vtec boost which sends an almighty shock through the whole universe ending life on uranus.

I decided to visit uranus and there as i entered was a sign that read,

'Uranus, The best dark chocolate ever, you have to visit to taste, why not try our crab paste tuna tacos while sitting on Bournville boulevard and smoke some monkeys! Although monkeys are my favourite animals i simply like to kill them, dry them out, put them in a blender and sprinkle whats left in with tobacco in a fag! IMHO they taste just like_______________