Ian S' car is sooooo slow

[d0gz_bollox]

just gettin me big wooden spoon out to do some stiring (im bored);

http://pub101.ezboard.com/fged87306frm5.showMessage?topicID=5060.topic

scroll down to how Ians car nearly lost to a 93bhp car.

[wisewood]

lmao - took a while to get to it though.
and anyone who dont know ged may be confused...

[d0gz_bollox]

yeah but the people who do know will have a jolly good laugh.

i best keep quiet though, my valvers standard pushing a measly 150brake.

[Ian]

ged neglects to mention that all his races only go upto like 2nd gear as no room in car park.

and you are right dogz, my car is dead slow lol, just ask the novas on bruntingthorpe, including plenty of gtes and gsis and 1.6 16v on tbs.

:wink:

oh and while im on 2.0 novas dont handle at all lol :wink:

[CP]

Its true Ians car is dead slow - I witnessed it for myself!
Ian, the object of racing and the way to show how fast your car goes, is to start at the front and let everyone catch and overtake you not the other way round! And as for lapping stuff - well thats just humiliating yourself - it was emabarassing lol!

As regards geds assertions. I gotta say that if he's done good stuff to his 1.6 and stripped it out it is likely to be very nippy off the start and will beat supposedly faster cars.
Pity he's such a cocky bigheaded git...

[nova---chris]

Lmao slow.!!!
he must have been pushing it then. not driving it.!

blah blah

[GR]

What a load of old manure.

What does he think his nova is exactly, a V8 ?! :roll:

[d0gz_bollox]

ha ha.

[spanishfly]

i've told him to come along to the NOVALOAD pod day:)
lets see if he does a good time and if not we can lol in his face:)
car is porb. quite quick but as for cossies etc:)

[GR]

I find the statement about the MK2 Astra GTE a little hard to beleive aswell. :|

[wisewood]

I miss Ged, used to be great when we all used to take the PI$$ outta him and his car - what was it? the red shed?

lol

[Rusty 16v]

No we're not!

*ahem*

:lol:

[v1nce]

its very simple IF HES SO SHIT HOT HE B ABLE 2 PROVE IT ANY DATE ANY TIME AT ANY RWYB OR ROLLING ROAD DAY does he???

the sad thing that pisses me off is hes just fuelling a sterotype. nova driver = boyracing gimp

[kevw]

I totally agree with the stereotype thing, we dont need it..

[Ian]

im still banned on there despite ged saying otherwise so my reply to his post is here...

i never raced the civic.

ged did and won.

ged what happened when i raced you further than 10 metres?
ie from courts in warrington to riverside through roundabouts and dual carriageways?

thats right you got completely smoked as did the civic type r u said u raced at the same time ( i was too far ahead to see lol)

looks like its shut up or put up time ged, and down the pod!

[kevw]

Was that the time I was trailing behind in the escort coz I didnt wanna show you up?

[CP]

...and when he says smoked he means it...

hahahaha!
:wink:

[Dicko]

mine still smokes, but should be sorted pretty soonish.
do you know if he still goes cruising in warrington? i wann go race his in my smokey sri :) hehe
does any1 know know why i get so much torque steer in 1st/2nd? when i come out of gear the car drops like 60mm and a bit to the right. or is that just becuz the front lifts up so much in the 1st place :lol: