If you could have a pint with....

[Ash]

Just been chatting at a family meal and this question came up,

Which 3 people, dead or alive, would you take for a pint?

I'm still thinking... be good if you could post a reason too.

[Stuart]

Brunel, Trevithic and Sir Henry Royce

[Mike]

110% with Stuart on Brunel! A great man!

Mine would be, Brunel, Sir Winston Churchill & Richard Burns.

[imnobby]

ronald mcdonald, paul o'grady, kermit the frog :)

[Pistol Pete]

Colin Mcrae (RIP), where to start.... i could chat to him for hours bout rallying, motocross etc, etc..

Brunel, what an engineer...

cant think of a third.

[General Baxter]

garry glitter, wacko jacko, and ermmmm stu lol

[Lynsey]

The legend Colin McRae, I don't think that needs a reason!
Dawn Porter because she is ****ing awesome and I love her to bits!
My best mate Lou, 'cos she's just like me :D


And yes, we'd be drinking from pint glasses, us Manc girls don't do it by halves lol

[NovaLad]

George Best
Pete Doherty
Ozzy

LMAO

[Panman]

Bruce Lee, Albert Einstein and Frank Sinatra.
Bruce for my passion of martial arts.
Albert for the sheer brilliance.
And Frank because, well its Frank do I need a reason.

[Gordon Livsey]

fred dibnah

isambard kingdom brunell

colin mcrae

[NovaBoi92]

jeremy clarkson, richard hammond and james may :)

[Dave.]

colin mcrae

my grandad

george best (just because he wouldnt be allowed so i could nick it lol)

[Ash]

Interesting, my first thought was Colin McRae. Maybe because of the recent event

Wouldn't mind talking to John Cleland - bet he's got a few tales and one of the old skool singers like Ray/Frank/Lou. Burnel is a good shout too.

[boyle_46]

jonny cash
jimmy hendrix
adolf hitler

[NovaBoi92]

jonny cash
jimmy hendrix
adolf hitler

lol adolf hitler :thumb:

[trackdaynova]

Charles Bronson

Stephen Hawkins

Albert Einstein

[wilson_sri]

Dimebag darrell
phil anselmo
The chick from paramore

[FUSION X16XE]

Ed and Jim from the Wideboys
My Dad

[Leeboo]

Bertie Fisher. Rally Legend who lived about 3 miles from me, died in a Helicopter crash.

Colin McCrae.

Don't think these two people need justifying.

For some reason I've just thought of Jason Statham, lmao,the actor from the transporter films and Italian Job!!! What a lad!!!

Obviously lots of women, the one off 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps lol for a start.

[brainsnova]

mines would be wisewood,burgo and daveyLC

[turbojolt]

me grandad (R.I.P just to know him a little better then i do)

Jeremy clarkson (just for a laugh really)

tori ( my little sister just to know how should would have ended up in life R.I.P)




NOW I DEPRESED ME SELF I WOULD LIKE TO CHOOSE AGAIN



Cheryl Cole ( for casual reasons lol)


Kate moss (to let her know she is better then she thinks she is Pete dorite the ****)

saint George

[Paul]

Johny Vegas- Funny bastid, and a bit of a lad Lol

Danielle Lloyd- Perving reason's

Steve Irwin- Legend, and have a good tale or two to tell!!

[turbojolt]

Johny Vegas- Funny bastid, and a bit of a lad Lol

Danielle Lloyd- Perving reason's

Steve Irwin- Legend, and have a good tale or two to tell!!


my 3'rd choose lol

[BIGS]

John Cleland - loved the way he drove and could ask for tips on racing

ronnie o sullivan ( the rocket ) he is a funny bloke and want to finsh my conversation i had with him ten years ago lol

Lee evens - what a legend

[walshc]

Lynz,novagirlrach and i dont remeber her name just razorjacks hussy,,,, how about it girls? :D

Nah it would have to be (if the all spoke good english)

Beethoven:- he comes from an average family hoiusehold, with lots of kids, Id ask how he found inspiration

Monet:- id love to see him work and how he overcome his major sight defisionsy (sp?) yet still managed to draw peices that resembled what were clear to those with 20/2 vision

Finally Either of the daft punk duo :- because id like to really read them and see what they fear about socialism, what is it in their heart brain or soal that doesnt wan acknowledgement

Then as a partpeice, id get the robot freaks to remix one of beethovens greates and play it in when hes playing his version, then monet can paint what he see with those fu*ked up eyes

:D

[Lauren]

Lee Evans, Angelina Jolie and The Stig :D

[brainsnova]

how would the stig drink his pint lol

[DaveyLC]

Stephen Fry: He's such a clever bloke; I bet he's a funny as f**k when he's drunk.

Jeremy Clarkson: I bet his rants would shift up a gear when he's had a few jars.

Sir Terry Wogan: For similar reasons to Mr Fry!

[Lauren]

how would the stig drink his pint lol

I just want a drink with him so I can jump on him and rip off his helmet :D

[LEWI007]

Eazy - E (r.i.p) - he was a rapper back in the day

maybe al pacino because scarface is the best

and maybe bruce willis because i love die hard

But then i wouldnt drink anything ive just turned 17 and i think alocohol is stupid and a waste of money so id have another good old milkshake instead :thumb:

[loggyboy]

Father, son and holy ghost... just to see if it was all a big prank.

[Dod]

Daisy, Bo and Luke Duke down the Boars nest.

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[tom reid]

Gandhi, to try and understand pacifism

Joe Stalin, he murdered more people than Hitler, why?

Oppenheimer,he gave the USA the bomb, and was then derided by his country for his attempts to limit the spread of the bloody things!

[Cle]

The Stig

Colin Mcrae

Bob Marly

if i had more time it would be a long list of tidy birds :thumb:

[Lauren]

But then i wouldnt drink anything ive just turned 17 and i think alocohol is stupid and a waste of money so id have another good old milkshake instead :thumb:

Wait till the first time you get plastered, you will change your mind lol

[mowgli]

my three would be:

1. John Cobb (the blokey who's car is in my avatar) he drove things far too fast in the 30's

2. Ayrton Senna

3. Graham Hill

to try and find out a bit about the real person & not just the legend

[Stoo]

Brunel, Senna, Hitler

[Spudly]

Good answers mowgli:thumb:

Mine would be....

Jason McRoy. Mountain biking legend tragically killed in a motorbike crash in `95

Colin McRae. Just so i could shake his hand and buy him a pint

Lee Evans. Cos hes funkin class lol

[joeSRI]

Anyone who served in the army during WW1 - Its so interestin an would like to know what it was like etc.

Oliver Reed- ha ha

The designer of the Nova!

[Spudly]

The designer of the Nova!



Yeah and ask him wtf was he thinking lmao!lol

[Martin]

Id have a pint with Spud, Dod, Stoo lol

[Spudly]

Nice reply cheers martin lol:thumb:

Dods funny enough sober (well i think) over the internet so would be a right laugh drunk and martins piss funny full stop;)
Err dont know stoo though so cant really comment, sorry bud lol

[stevie-p]

god, the stig and my dad (wunt have my saloon otherwise)

[Andy]

The stig is merely a good driver in a helmet,whats so special about him?! lol
Colin Mcrae
Murray Walker (imagine how funny it would be playing pool with him if he missed lol)
Elvis -"and theres ya stella mate" "thank ya very much" lol lol lol

[Spudly]

Lmao @ andy, (murray walker) "he shoots and, oh my god this terrible hes missed" lol

[valverguy]

somebody i grew up, watching and enjoying damon hill firstly, he was the guy who gave me motorsport :)

Ronnie o sulivan i know hes been mentioned before but hes such a prolific player of the snooker sport that i feel i could talk to him for hours.

malcolm campbell : the designer of the infamous bluebird land/water speed record competitor, Truly british, truly astounding engineering and an absoloute insperation for every boy/man or girl/woman to have a project!

In all seriousness though there is nobody more id like to go the pub with thasn my mates dave and adam :P

[FUSION X16XE]

Jeremy clarkson (just for a laugh really)


He a rite **** when hes not doing Topgear:cry:

[mowgli]

for some light relief, I'd love to go for a pint with
1. an ostrich
2. a financially astute cat
3. a midget with a piano.

So when the landlord asks me, I can say that I met a deaf genie & ended up with a long legged bird with a tight pussy & a 12" pianist

TAXI!!!!!!

[RSTChris]

I actually met Ronnie O'Sullivan in Jail believe it or not, he came in to visit his old man, after visiting hours he gave us all his autograph, respect!!!

Id like to ave a drink with

Colin McRae

My Nan (RIP)

And One of my old school mates who passed away

[Stoo]

Id have a pint with Spud, Dod, Stoo lol

i WILL try to get to a show next year!!! :thumb:

Spud, its alright mate, im an acquired taste!! haha

[Spudly]

Fair play lol ive been out a few times drinking with martin so if i can survive him then i should be fine lol

[Dod]

Id have a pint with Spud, Dod, Stoo lol


DEAL. You say when and where and I'm game for it.

All over to Ireland for a weekend? I got plenty of space round my house.

[Spudly]

DEAL. You say when and where and I'm game for it.

All over to Ireland for a weekend? I got plenty of space round my house.

That sounds like a right good plan but id need a mahoosive suitcase to fit me cavGSi in on the return trip lmaolol

[Martin]

Stoo - good lad, make it billing

Spud - you aint seen nothing yet next time we go owt il let my hair down so to speak

Dod - sounds good be next year mind

[Spudly]

Oh dear ill need to start binge drinking every night from now on then to practise for that then martin lol

[novacabrio]

George Stephenson

Bill Gates (He can pick up the Tab, Probably only last a few mins until I try to get a coupld quid from him)

Winston Churchill

[Lauren]

Stoo - good lad, make it billing

Spud - you aint seen nothing yet next time we go owt il let my hair down so to speak

Dod - sounds good be next year mind

Ooooo can I come? I'm a lightweight though so you won't have to put up with me for long lol

[Spudly]

Sounds fine to me lauren, if youre a lightweight will be a cheap night lol

[L14MNP]

My Grandfathers

and Doc. Emmet L. Brown lol

[Lauren]

Sounds fine to me lauren, if youre a lightweight will be a cheap night lol

Oh is that you saying you're buying? :p

[Stoo]

Ooooo can I come? I'm a lightweight though so you won't have to put up with me for long lol

Course you can come ;)

[Spudly]

Oh is that you saying you're buying? :p

Well i might be persuaded;) lol

[Martin]

Lauren il buy ur drinks if u pay for mine and your bed for the night ;-).

[Lauren]

That seems a bit unfair, a room will cost more than the drinks I can manage in one night lol

[Stoo]

doubt you can book em for 5 minutes though martin

[Lauren]

lol

[Martin]

5mins is a bit genrous stoo lol. Ok lauren how abowt u pay for the drinks and il pay for the room haha

[craig green]

I'd have a drink with Pete Docherty & glass him on the way out of the pub!

The other 2 fellow drinkers would have to be a pair of filthy p0rn stars that whisk me off back to their gaff afterwards. Lyndsey Meadows & Leila Star please. :D

[Stoo]

5mins is a bit genrous stoo lol. Ok lauren how abowt u pay for the drinks and il pay for the room haha

Or we go halves and double team??? :eek: :thumb:

[Lauren]

You lot are filth. I only wanted a innocent drink lol

[Stoo]

Yeah, YOU wanted an innocent drink.
We want you to have a FEW innocent drinks!!

Tag team back again!!

[Spudly]

I only wanted a innocent drink lol


Thats where i come in lol

[Lauren]

What if I turn up and you find I actually look like Edwina Currie? Then YOU will want a few drinks lol

[Spudly]

Lauren is forgetting that we have all seen her piccy in the whos who thread lol

[Lauren]

How do you know thats not a pic of my sister? Or my mum? lol

[Spudly]

In which case send your sister or your mum then (whoevers in the pic tbh lol)

[Stoo]

What if I turn up and you find I actually look like Edwina Currie? Then YOU will want a few drinks lol

Mantlepiece - Fire!! :thumb:

[TIDGE]

How do you know thats not a pic of my sister? Or my mum? lol
can i have a drink with you your mum and your sister then lol

[Lauren]

lol I'll take it all as a compliment!

[Spudly]

In a roundabout way twas aimed to be hun lol

[Lauren]

All because I said you weren't old Spud? lol

[Stoo]

So

4 man tent

me, you, your mum, your sis?

Couple of bottles of wine (read rohypnol)

Fancy it?

[Spudly]

All because I said you weren't old Spud? lol



How rude, i dont flirt with just anyone you know lol (honest)


Lmao @ stoo thats naughty lol

[Stoo]

How rude, i dont flirt with just anyone you know lol (honest)


Lmao @ stoo thats naughty lol

Im a naughty boy!! :D

[Spudly]

^^^^ afpmsl @ stoo lol lol lol

[Stoo]

Somebody will quote that in their sig no doubt before long!!

[L14MNP]

Couple of bottles of wine (read rohypnol)?

lol I'd say get a room, but I know that is the intention :thumb:

[Martin]

So

4 man tent

me, you, your mum, your sis?

Couple of bottles of wine (read rohypnol)

Fancy it?

Lmfao Gotta Sig that

[Martin]

But you missed me out stoo? thought we was tag teaming?

Chest bump then its youre turn ;)

[Stoo]

oh are you getting amongst it too?

best get an 8man tent then!!!!!!

Noughts and crosses on her back??
Quick game of cards!

[Lauren]

So

4 man tent

me, you, your mum, your sis?

Couple of bottles of wine (read rohypnol)

Fancy it?

LMAO! I don't have a sister, but I suppose in a very non-lesbian, non-
incestuous way my mum is quite attractive. But no Stoo, sorry, Spud has already won me over lol

[Martin]

oh are you getting amongst it too?

best get an 8man tent then!!!!!!

Noughts and crosses on her back??
Quick game of cards!

:thumb: go Fish ;)

[Spudly]

But no Stoo, sorry, Spud has already won me over lol



Woohooo.... Spudly FTW lol



Btw martin, how do you get a quote in your sig to look the same as when its quoted in a thread, look at mine then yours, thats what i mean lol

[Lauren]

Actually I just meant I'd let you have my mum lol

[Spudly]

Actually I just meant I'd let you have my mum lol


Awww... lol


Oh well milf ftw lmao

[Martin]

Click the quote button then copy n paste it dur brain lol


i want you lauren ;) stooo can dooo ya mum n sis

[Spudly]

Click the quote button then copy n paste it dur brain lol


Did that and just shows up like it does?

[Martin]

pmsl you FAIL @ Quoting..

[Martin]

And will look better with a cememt mixer in the boot while drifting around sheep!! lol



Easy...

[Spudly]

Thats how i want it in my sig, clicked quote then in the box where you enter your reply aswell as the quote, highlight it copy and go to user cp and paste into sig and it comes up as like below!

[Martin]

coz the Bold funks it up

copy this


And will look better with a cememt mixer in the boot while drifting around sheep!! lol

;)

[Spudly]

Still the same and i dunno why.......

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dod
And will look better with a cememt mixer in the boot while drifting around sheep!! lol

[Lauren]

have you got the [ quote ] and [/ quote ] bits there?

[Spudly]

Yeah im just stupid and cant do it so im gonna go cry now lol

[Martin]

i give up lol

[C14se]

adolf hitler

[C14se]

lol jokeing

[Spudly]

i think he would prob have you shot if you tried to buy hitler a pint lol

[just vaux trev]

jeremy clarkson, richard hammond and james may :)

2nd that

[Stoo]

Actually I just meant I'd let you have my mum lol

Gets my vote!!!

Now, Pics or GTFO lol

[twistysnovagte]

my nan R.I P

my nan R.I.P

my grandadR.I.P

[hendrix]

Aurora Snow and Jenna Haze ftw hahaah lol.
Seriously.
Probably My grandad RIP.
Or my Dad seeing as though I have no clue who he is or where in Greece he currently is. Well.... maybe, dunno :s