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GR
14-10-02, 03:29 PM
> > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her
> > mother overseas.
> >
> >
> > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed:
> > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my
> > mother."
> > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
> > Anything?" he asked.
> > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
> > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next
> > room.
> > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
> > "Come in and close the door" the man said.
> > She did.
> > "Now get on your knees."
> > She did.
> > "Now take down my zipper."
> > She did.
> > "Now go ahead ... take it out .."
> > She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .. then paused.
> > The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well, go ahead."
> > The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer...and while holding his chopper close
to
> > her lips tentatively said...




> > "Hello, Mom can you hear me?"
> >
Cara
14-10-02, 03:33 PM
ROFLMFAO :lol: :lol:
Matt Finary
14-10-02, 04:09 PM
LMFAO
wisewood
14-10-02, 04:14 PM
lmao
LMFAO!!!


although i think we should spare a thought for the poor man who must have been so disapointed. :D
Nova1.6
14-10-02, 04:23 PM
hehehahahahahahahWMMMAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Anton
14-10-02, 05:14 PM
LMFAO!!!!! :rofl:
Nova-Flair
14-10-02, 11:25 PM
lmfao!!!! quality gag.

a bird walks into a butchers shop and asks for

>1 sausage
>1 rasher of bacon
and half a black pudding.

the butcher says to the woman "you live alone dont you"
to which the woman replies "yes. how did you know"
to which the butcher says "cos your fucking ugly"
Tilly
15-10-02, 06:38 PM
nice joke GR

but why they always blonde ones??
GR
16-10-02, 09:38 AM
No offence, they just come through on EMails etc, it's not a personal dig at anybody from me !
wisewood
16-10-02, 05:05 PM
No offence, they just come through on EMails etc, it's not a personal dig at anybody from me !

maybe has actually made this mistake int eh past and has taken offence because of this. :D

lol - only joking tilly... please dont spank me :wink:
You-been-novataken
24-10-02, 07:50 PM
how do u sink a blondes submarine? knock on the door :lol: