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hendrix
27-08-08, 01:21 PM
Was just an ordinary Saturday, decided to stay in and chill as it was my birthday on Tuesday and would be drinking Sunday and Monday night. Got to around half midnight and I went to change DVD's and was sat next to my front window. Heard a noise which i initially thought was drunkards walking down my cul de sac as thats a regualar thing, then a bang which I thought was the missus shutting the bedroom window (she was in bed). I thought "I'll just have a look out the window".
There were three 15-16 year olds stood there. One of them pulling frantically on the top of the door frame. Obviously I got spotted there at the window when one of them shouted "Sh*t, theres somebody there".
Within a blink they were off running so I chased after them in the Astra but I was barefoot. They then went through a patch of wasteland which I didn't go into because of said barefootness. They then tried to scale the fence at the end which was covered with......carpet grips hahahahahahaahahahah. Anyways they jumped through the fence so I had to drive round but called to get my shoes first and get the missus to call the police. I was running that fast through my front door that I misjudged it and tripped up full weight onto my knee (which I'm still in absolute agony with). Went round to where they jumped through the fence but they had gone, a guy had grabbed one of them but he fought away and they dissappeared over roofs of garages and peoples yards. unfortunately an a z20let with full stainless and d/v isn't the most quietest of things at 12:30am so they easily got away.....however by the time the police returned to take a statement they had got all 3 of them :thumb:
Scenes of Crime guys came sunday morning and found an exact match for the kid trying to open the door...his nike trainers were what hung him. Aparently later that day he sung like a bird hehehehe.
They had also tried twocing a fezzy half an hour before my corsa but the fezzy had a seized engine pmsl.
Idiots.
I know exactly who did it too..........
But atleast I still have my corsa diesel work hack! lol

Spudly
27-08-08, 01:24 PM
Lmfao @ usless chavs cant even twoc a corsa, you really have no luck with cars do ya mate, maybe next time youll have more luck and they will get it lmao!