So, Gary Glitters back in the UK

[Dod]

Could you not do what all the other countries do and just NOT let him in?

[FUSION X16XE]

Could you not do what all the other countries do and just NOT let him in?

Who is he lol Whats he done? :confused:

[Dod]

http://ickmusic.com/pics/gary.jpg
The Child molester?

[FUSION X16XE]

Nope, cant say i know him lol

[Stoo]

He flew back last night i think
Hand luggage only though
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/Novastyla/Funnies/glitter.jpg
http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/Novastyla/Funnies/?action=view&current=glitter.jpg

[TIDGE]

Nope, cant say i know him lol
do you not read the paper or even look at the front page he has been all over the news this week

[Dod]

OMG, its you isnt it??

PS: Stoo fails at image posting.

[hendrix]

Do you know you can go to prison for wearing the wrong clothing on the wrong part of the body?
Look at Gary Glitter, he went to prison for wearing a Thai on this c**k :eek: :tard: lol



I'll get me coat

[Dod]

Hendrix, recently your jokes have been aweful. I think we need to talk about this. For your own good.

[hendrix]

I think you are probably right lol

[Stuart]

trouble is, if no country lets him in (and then sits on him), then he will just change his identity and become an even bigger risk as no one will know who/where he is..... the UK should do something with him (at his own cost) as its unfair for us to lumber the rest of the world with our home grown weirdos lol

[Dod]

Put him Running in front of one of these?http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/CAT_combine_harvester.jpg/800px-CAT_combine_harvester.jpg

[L14MNP]

They say he landed in Teeside and was greeted by a cheering crowd and given freedom of the city lol

(Only locals will get this and those from said area may not be impressed)

[large_steve182]

what if no country let him in. would he have to go into space?

[hendrix]

with no oxygen hopefully the ****ing nonce

[Dod]

what if no country let him in. would he have to go into space?

He should be ground up, fried and fed to starving children.

[Martin]

He should be ground up, fried and fed to starving children.

But he'd still get is wish and be "in" children, lots at once aswell sicko..


should have his balls burnt via red hot cattle prod, then his rectum filled with xpanding foam:thumb:

[TIDGE]

with no oxygen hopefully the ****ing nonce
glitter is a oxygen thief

[meritlover]

should have his balls burnt via red hot cattle prod, then his rectum filled with xpanding foam:thumb:

oh Martin! keep talking dirty to me you naughty boy!!

[Martin]

;)

[L14MNP]

I think the sick ******* looks very oriental these days, no surprise really.

Fusion, I can't believe you don't know of him! Do you live under a rock, in a cave on Mars with your fingers in your ears?

[Glengy]

Gary glitter was asked if he wanted to be cremated or buried when he dies. He said "cremated but can you put my ashes in an etch a sketch so the kids can still play with me."

[L14MNP]

lol @ the old glitter jokes resurfacing.

A 'gem' from when I saw Craig Charles do stand up, 'What's 3 feet tall and stands at the bottom of a little girls bed? Gary Glitters boots'
Stick to Corrie Lister!

[Hobbit]

Gary Glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping in the sea.....

However coastguards managed to find him bobbing up and down on a small bouy

[L14MNP]

Told my mate that one - he never got it lol

[Lauren]

What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?

The greyhounds wait for the hare.

[L14MNP]

pmsl

[Lauren]

Oooo I remembered another one:

Gary Glitter is in his bedroom when his girlfriend storms, calls him an a*sehole and starts packing her bags.
He asks her whats wrong and she says 'you're a paedophile!'
'Wow', said Gary, 'that's a long word for a nine year old'.

[L14MNP]

lol yeah another classic.

If only he had been able to fix his own PC eh!

[mowgli]

look people, I want to put another perspective on this. Mr Paul Gadd is not actually a threat, he is too recognisable for people who are old enough to have daughters, I think that he will be safest in England because we won't let him near our kids. This publicity is actually the best thing. it gets people talking....
Whereas a bloke who used to help with the kids school run (parents sharing type thing) got caught in a Met. police sting. he thought he was going to meet a young girl & shag her. He got 6 officers & 3 years. The local rag won't print anything because it happened in London & he had been on a website, fantasising about abducting an 11 year old girl & doing all sorts of stuff....
He knows my eldest daughter & when he gets out, she will be 11. If he comes within 10 yards of any of my daughters, I will do stuff that he couldn't imagine. I work for a company that digs holes, he will never be found......

[loggyboy]

Sadly, the reason why we couldnt refuse him entry is because he is a british citizen. All other coutries have the right to refuse entry to foreigners.

[Jack]

I bet he could find Madeline McCann.

[brainsnova]

he will be scared to leave his house so as long as he keeps his hands to himself all will be sound

[Dod]

Yeah a painful and slow death is still required never the less.

[twistysnovagte]

no dod no painful and slow death!!!,just walk him to a room,put the lethal injection into the scumball cvnt, and have done.no worries,no fcuking taxpayers money being spent on the tw@t etc etc.