View Full Version : what grinds your gears?
large_steve182
22-08-08, 12:52 AM
i find its the little stuff pissing me off at the moment. what does it for you?
at the moment this is what does my head in.
people that talk about personal matters loudly on mobiles in public places. i was walking through town the other day and some jakey woman was standing outside a pub at about 2 in the afternoon. all i heard was "aye and she was round his place the other week trying to shag him. naw im not gonna say anything shes just scum i tell you". ive got the jeremy kyle show for listening to junkies rant on. i dont want to hear it in town centre.
another thing is double concentraded juice, yeh its better for the planet. but the amount of times i went to get a glass of juice its to f**king strong cause your only meant to use half as much. so now after so many years of getting the perfect balance between juice and water i now have to do it all buggering again.
the sun newspaper!!. i know its different here in scotland. but jesus christ there the most biast newspaper ive ever read. and come up with some crap. sooner or later there going to start stabbing people so they have something to right about.
feel free to rant what you want
What does Jakey mean mate?
ASW's posting BS on the net grinds my gears lol
General Baxter
22-08-08, 12:56 AM
1.6 8v turbo nova at the moment lol
and fuel for the troll at 50p per ltr grrrrr
ASW's posting BS on the net grinds my gears lol
:D
or weird questions over some ford model that's never been availeble in holland lol
1.6 8v turbo nova at the moment lol
yep
:D
or weird questions over some ford model that's never been availeble in holland lol
lol with an Isuzu motor found in some GM's :p
large_steve182
22-08-08, 01:00 AM
What does Jakey mean mate?
basically scottish for a kind of junkie/chav/along those lines
1.6 8v turbo nova
22-08-08, 01:01 AM
1.6 8v turbo nova at the moment lol
and fuel for the troll at 50p per ltr grrrrr
:eek:
rofl kiss and make up? :roll:
General Baxter
22-08-08, 01:02 AM
:eek:
rofl kiss and make up? :roll:
no wont that make me a pedo lol
Baxter what are your running it on? Cherry and Chip fat can't be had for that, share the secret lol
1.6 8v turbo nova
22-08-08, 01:03 AM
funny >.<
basically scottish for a kind of junkie/chav/along those lines
Ah right ok mate fair enough lol
General Baxter
22-08-08, 01:04 AM
Baxter what are your running it on? Cherry and Chip fat can't be had for that, share the secret lol
its band new rapeseed oil, but i have to buy it 500lts a time lol
which lasts about a week lol
Baxter whats bio diesel like? will it funk my hdi?
What grinds my gears? WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS?
WHEN THE BLOODY NOVA DOESN'T WORK!!!!!
AND WHEN IT WON'T SELECT REVERSE IN A PARKING SPACE!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad:
When was that lee? you not tightened your selector rod up like i didnt lol
large_steve182
22-08-08, 01:25 AM
ah another thing. 3 bloody channels. is big brother live. why do i pay tv liscence. free view all the shiz so that 3 channels are of f**king weirdos sleeping. i hate big brother enough as it is let alone 3 channels of s/*t
I hate that **** too mate. I pride myself on never watching it, and had never seen a single second of it this year until I was trapped at a mates house and his lass watched it, a whole ****ing hour! Their house is a sty too so I couldn't really go elsewhere :( lol
When was that lee? you not tightened your selector rod up like i didnt lol
Andy my gears are so grinded that they can't even be grinded any more :mad: . Bloody Nova.
It must be that, although I'm using a corsa 5 spd box. Just the odd time it feckin doesn't like reverse. Must check selector rod.
Feckin thing keeps cutting out which is more annoying. Very very anti social.
People get - their theyre threre mixed up and bought abd brought
Philsutton
22-08-08, 08:50 AM
I was about to start my own thread about this. At the moment my most hated thing is old people that bimble around my offfice, stare at you for 5 mins then forget what they were even doing let alone going to say.
hendrix
22-08-08, 09:09 AM
People who really cannot drive and shouldn't be on the road. For instance I was turing right at a roundabout to get onto a motorway with an X5 on my left. Carried on round the rounabout and this nob was still on my left after going past the second exit. He was also turning right and nearly took the rear of my car off. THEN.... he flashed at me and gave me the finger. funker!!! And two nights ago I was in tesco in the astra and when I came back some **** in a BMW 3 series had parked within litterally 6 inches of my drivers door and I had to climb in through the passenger side. Wish I had been in the corsa and it would have been "oh what bmw parked next to me... I can't hear my door hitting anything" lol.
Oh and don't get me starting on farking tractors, they're everywhere at the mo, put half an hour on my commute this morning the feckers
Idiots. They're really ****ing me off all the time.
Also, I have a buyer for both my GSi Astras which are at my GF's house along with most of the Novas and Cavs. The lads that want them are pure Chavs and I dont want them anywhere near my missus's house so I'm to take the cars to my Mothers house (no other cars there to steal etc) but after hurting my Ribs I cant do anything until someone lends a hand. These lads are phoning me 24/7 looking to come and "see" the cars.
wisewood
22-08-08, 09:30 AM
People get - their theyre threre mixed up and bought abd brought
ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!! and to, too, two also.
But as an example, their, they're, there should have been spelled right lol
I hate people that slup when they eat. I actually want to hit them. And people that interrupt you when you're talking.
Smurf-Xx
22-08-08, 09:51 AM
Waiting for pay day, then finding out your still £300+ into your overdraft.
Old people driving at 10mph!!
Oooooo and people that leave their trolleys in the middle of the aisle so no-one can get past. And people that walk really slow. And idiots that play their music on their phones at top volume. Why? Headphones are there for a perfectly good reason.
Smurf-Xx
22-08-08, 10:04 AM
^agreed!
hendrix
22-08-08, 10:05 AM
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http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2006/09/15/conservativelogos.jpg
lmao lol
What does Jakey mean mate?
Ignore the watered down Dumfries version, takes a while to filter over lol , it's originally Edinburgh slang for down and out/alchie! Neds are chavs.
Philsutton
22-08-08, 10:18 AM
People who really cannot drive and shouldn't be on the road. For instance I was turing right at a roundabout to get onto a motorway with an X5 on my left. Carried on round the rounabout and this nob was still on my left after going past the second exit. He was also turning right and nearly took the rear of my car off. THEN.... he flashed at me and gave me the finger. funker!!! And two nights ago I was in tesco in the astra and when I came back some **** in a BMW 3 series had parked within litterally 6 inches of my drivers door and I had to climb in through the passenger side. Wish I had been in the corsa and it would have been "oh what bmw parked next to me... I can't hear my door hitting anything" lol.
Oh and don't get me starting on farking tractors, they're everywhere at the mo, put half an hour on my commute this morning the feckers
Ah that reminds of what I did to a BMW at showcase. Some tool had parked over two spaces when it was that busy that people were having to park on the street. So parked a few mm off his drivers side and my mates did the same on the other side. I then stood back and had a smoke while I watched him try an get in through the boot.
People get - their theyre threre mixed up and bought abd brought
Yep! I laugh at those people, they make the internet hurmorous.
Its BOUGHT, not BROUGHT
Complete Idiots, dullards, fukkwits
PEOPLE WHO DONT USE THE FUKKING SEARCH
and post millions of pointless threads in the worng sections asking the same questions!
Text typing
People who sit in the seat behind you on a train from london to preston, and do nothing but talk loudly about themselves and how good of a candidate they are for a certain job and what they did at uni, etc etc for 3 fukking hours
People that automatically jump to conclusions regarding accidents, ie NSX driver at coombe = **** driver apparently
People that walk and just stop in front of you
Jumped up arrogant to$$er Staff Sergeants!
the list is endless at the moment
NovaBoi92
22-08-08, 11:08 AM
one thing that 'grinds my gears' ALL THIS CARBON FOOTPRINT SH*T!!!!!!!! ''oh we dont want people to drive their cars as much to save the polar ice caps so we put tax up, and why not fuel prices aswell? we dont give a f*ck about the world, just to make more money!!'' and these STUPID adverts on telly about 'how to reduce your carbon footprint ITS B0LLOCKS! absolute fu<king B0LLOCKS it pisses me off so much! what about you? i really hate it its absolute sh1te
hendrix
22-08-08, 11:30 AM
don't get me started on this carbon footprint rubbish.
Buzzwords....
this should silence a few people though hehe
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7574603.stm
hendrix
22-08-08, 11:32 AM
oh and I detest "know all know nowts" with a passion
The tax monies will be used to block the hole in the ozone.
It is not in vain. :roll:
The only thing that's really ******** me off at the moment is the NHS and how they're refusing to pay for medication I need for an illness I have.
Grrrr...
General Baxter
22-08-08, 12:20 PM
don't get me started on this carbon footprint rubbish.
aha yes, iv had my wipers pulled off my tyres let down, just becasue i own one of the largest 4x4 in the world lol
but what they dont know i put out less c02 then a 1007 diesel which has a tax of £35 a year, work that out lol
hendrix
22-08-08, 12:47 PM
technicallyif you are using rapeseed oil you are carbon neutral anyway...right???
General Baxter
22-08-08, 12:48 PM
technicallyif you are using rapeseed oil you are carbon neutral anyway...right???
no becasue im using it at 90/10% :thumb:
hendrix
22-08-08, 12:51 PM
haha ok. Now I get the 1007 comment. lol.
I ran my Corsa TD on a 50/50 mix but tbh didn't work out that much cheaper, well not after the ar$e factor of loading the veg oil in through the worlds slowest funnel lol
General Baxter
22-08-08, 12:53 PM
haha ok. Now I get the 1007 comment. lol.
I ran my Corsa TD on a 50/50 mix but tbh didn't work out that much cheaper, well not after the ar$e factor of loading the veg oil in through the worlds slowest funnel lol
iv got an electric pump, does about 1lt every 3 seconds :thumb:
i need to on a 185ltr fuel tank lol
hendrix
22-08-08, 12:54 PM
haha good point. My tanks only 45 litres I think.
Philsutton
22-08-08, 02:23 PM
^^ you suck, my big 20litre containers only take about a minute to empty into the tank.
hendrix
22-08-08, 02:25 PM
^^ you didn't see the funnel pmsl. Then I hacksawed the end off and got the rate to about 10lt per minute. First time took 25 mins and some ended up on the floor :(
Philsutton
22-08-08, 02:31 PM
lol, it took me a whole day to filter some used stuff. In the end I got pissed off and just pured it in my tank with bits of fish floating in it.
hendrix
22-08-08, 02:42 PM
fpmsl, I nearly spat my brew all over the computer when I read that.
I got some hooky diesel off some smack rat the other week. that had bits floating in it and bubbles when you poured it but it ran well enough and for £15 for 25 litres you canny complain!
Philsutton
22-08-08, 02:43 PM
he probably drained it from your own tank and sold it back to you lol
hendrix
22-08-08, 02:54 PM
lmao. so thats where it had gone lol
ill tell you what really grinds my gears...
when people try to get you to do something without asking and you dont realise.. then when they come out and say "why dont you just help me" etc and you offer then they go "no... its fine dont bother"
why do they F%&£$@G do that.. ask for something then say dont bother? :mad::mad::mad::mad:
ill tell you what really grinds my gears...
when people try to get you to do something without asking and you dont realise.. then when they come out and say "why dont you just help me" etc and you offer then they go "no... its fine dont bother"
why do they F%&£$@G do that.. ask for something then say dont bother? :mad::mad::mad::mad:
Im on the same wavelength.
My GF's mum is terrible for this. Im a very direct person, therefore I like to be asked straight if someone needs my help etc. She tends to say stuff like 'Im doing some shopping later, my poor ankle will hurt after carrying it home'. jUST FECKING ASK FOR A LIFT!
Its something about females. Ill never understand why they do stuff like that, but I assure you, they're all the same! They seem to think that we should always know what they're thinking!
and see me.. £30 for a powo bottle of red
...working my ass off for minimuim wage with a BA Hons. (Juicy pay rise on the way :D)
...unskilled lucky fcukwitts getting the job I trained 5 years for!
...my piston is still melted and will cost £1k to repair and then I need a diff, coilovers, seats and a spa dash
...people who stop in front of you when walking
...people who don't know what they are doing or have no goals
...indecisive women!
...my piston is still melted
LMFAO, that conjoured up an image in my head of you looking into the engine every now and then... just in case lol
Sad thing is, I do lol
...people who design safety lables (evil laugh)
...the goverment and europe.
Damn it when you think about it theres loads!
large_steve182
22-08-08, 09:31 PM
there is alot of gears to be grounded haha.
the latest thing to grind my gear is that lil idiot in british diving. his names tom or something. everybody makes him out to be amazing and everyone pay attention to him. hes doing my head in already. he tryed blaming his partner in the syncronysed dive when it was him that screwed it up. every pays attentino to him cause hes from britain and "cute".
people who use the words ' You can't ' followed by a sentence describing something that you are pretty sure you can.
I have achieved loads of things out of spite, just to prove these people wrong
General Baxter
22-08-08, 10:23 PM
people who stop to turn corners in cars lol
...people who brake - then indicate - then turn!
or worst
...people who brake - turn - then indicate!
(maybe I should stop driving white vans i.e on their rear bumper lol)
General Baxter
22-08-08, 11:02 PM
...people who brake - then indicate - then turn!
or worst
...people who brake - turn - then indicate!
(maybe I should stop driving white vans i.e on their rear bumper lol)
its not your van or insurance, GO FOR IT lol
LMAO - Been very tempted, I can't sell a van with no front end :(
paddy138
23-08-08, 12:40 AM
everything at the moment because i have a very bad toothache and hate the dentist,
and also a two faced lying c**t who i work with everyday and have to socialise with because our girlfriends are friends,
also, when you go from first tor reverse before the cars stopped moving.. that REALLY grinds my gears!!
large_steve182
23-08-08, 01:09 AM
deaf people annoy me. fair enough its not there fault. but they always get that woman in the bottom right corner. and they pick the film where everything happens in the bottom right corner. and its distracting having some woman getting raved out her box in the corner while im trying to watch a documentary on 19th centurary steam boats
brainsnova
23-08-08, 02:04 AM
why doesnt another deaf sign person not go on and sign them to stand on the left
Oh the list.
* men
* woman
* bitching and then turning around and going "oh Hi! I've missed you" to the person you were just bitching about?!
* Old people, they whinge about "youn 'uns". They walk at a snails pace. They driving is worse then any young persons driving I've seen! They smell. Urgh.
* Lots of people in a small place
* When you've encouraged yourself to do something (like get a tattoo, get a new haircut, decide on buying a new car) and somebody turns around at the last minute and goes. "Hmm...well...." NO STFU!
* I hate people who judge you before they've met you in person.
I have more, but I'd fill the thread lol
NovaBoi92
23-08-08, 12:41 PM
deaf people annoy me. fair enough its not there fault. but they always get that woman in the bottom right corner. and they pick the film where everything happens in the bottom right corner. and its distracting having some woman getting raved out her box in the corner while im trying to watch a documentary on 19th centurary steam boats
that is annoying - why not subtitles, thats what they are there for. unless the woman in the box in the bottom right is for dyslexic people AND deaf people. .
taking a sh!t and find out there's no toiletpaper lol
FUSION X16XE
23-08-08, 01:13 PM
ahhh man! happened to me tother day lol
* I hate people who judge you before they've met you in person.
^ so true...
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