Childhood memorys

[Smurf-Xx]

Ok, last night a few of us somehow ended up talking about stuff we did when we was younger.

Tell us your funny past or worst childhood memory etc.

Mine has to be trying to do a wheelie on my bike to impress my mates when the front wheel fell off and I landed flat on my face!

[Andy]

Finding out santa was my mam and dad.I was distraught.I will never forgive them

[wisewood]

3 of us climbing a tree to rescue my mate who climbed up to the very thin branches at the top, slipped and fell, and ended up dangling by one foot caught between some branches was hillarious.

The worst memories i'm not even going to get started on.

[General Baxter]

Finding out santa was my mam and dad.I was distraught.I will never forgive them

wong, santa is to busy around that time of year, so he asked your mom and dad to help out lol

when i was 16 i woke up near the canal, my bum hurt and i had lipstick on my foot, WTF happened there lol

[Andy]

lol

[mowgli]

my aunts cat jumping up & landing on the aga hotplate.....I got a smacked bottom for laughing so hard that I puked

[Smurf-Xx]

I can remember my mum bought a new car once and because It had a different colour interior i hated it and cried for days?!

[General Baxter]

i remember the first car i owned, i pimped it with ripspeed alloys and a abyss kit lol

[Andy]

Wow spoilt or what.too much money lol (rach)

[wisewood]

We once walked around asda car park with bags of shopping for over an hour before we realised that my step-dads mk2 escort had been stolen.

[Smurf-Xx]

I got a smacked bottom

I used to get the wooden spoon the b×tch

[Lauren]

I can remember my mum bought a new car once and because It had a different colour interior i hated it and cried for days?!

Ha! I did that! When I was little I used to think that cars were actually alive, and my stepdad had a Rover 800 that I loved, and when he sold it I cried for hours. The next day, he bought a Mitsubushi Galant that I loved even more lol

[General Baxter]

We once walked around asda car park with bags of shopping for over an hour before we realised that my step-dads mk2 escort had been stolen.

fail lol

[Andy]

My dad regurlarly had to break into his mk1 fiesta x reg because he always locked us out lol in the days with no rear seatbelts lol

[Smurf-Xx]

We once walked around asda car park with bags of shopping for over an hour before we realised that my step-dads mk2 escort had been stolen.

lol you donkey.

[Andy]

Why? i lose my car all the time lol

[General Baxter]

and me a few months ago i went shopping in the nova, and forgot and was looking for the patrol lol

[Smurf-Xx]

playing hide and seek with my nan and scaring the sh×t out of her!

[mowgli]

the aunt who owned the cat with burnt paws (see above) got sooo pissed at a horse show in yorkshire, she climbed into the wrong Landrover & drove back home to leicestershire in it, she woke in the morning to find a policeman at the door, my mum went with her when she had to drive it back & collect hers from a rather miffed yorkshireman

[General Baxter]

the aunt who owned the cat with burnt paws (see above) got sooo pissed at a horse show in yorkshire, she climbed into the wrong Landrover & drove back home to leicestershire in it, she woke in the morning to find a policeman at the door, my mum went with her when she had to drive it back & collect hers from a rather miffed yorkshireman


key? lol

[wisewood]

lol you donkey.

WTF. I was 5, hardly my fault lol

[Smurf-Xx]

just was funny!

[mowgli]

key? lol

series 1 landy, the key fitted.....it was a different colour as well

[large_steve182]

takes a real clever cooky to get into the wrong car.
all though i remember primary school i ran up and hugged some woman thinking it was my mum. turns out my mum hadnt came to collect me that day as i remember she telling me just to walk on home.
or running away from school because some kid kept going for me in a game of hide and seek. police picked me up about an hour later

[belly257]

at a school disco runnig in the slippy toilets landed flat on my face had a lump the size of an egg on my head in front off about 300 people not funnylol

[large_steve182]

you ever get the kid who thought he could break dance at school disco. and all the boys stood in one corner and all the girls in the other

[mowgli]

you ever get the kid who thought he could break dance at school disco. and all the boys stood in one corner and all the girls in the other

nope, my era was the end of punk/two tone I remember some kid dressed up like a member of the specials trying to dance to status quo, but in a two tone style, and getting shoved out a fire door by the headbangers.....


when I was at primary school, we had to do a sponsored country dance thing, & this clumsy girl, Julie Edwards (she smelled as well) skipped across the hall, couldn't stop, went sliding under the benches. A huge woman three rows back stood up & the other people on the other end of the bench shot down (imagine a seesaw), the leg collapsed & 3 people & a broken bench landed on julie........then three hundred concerned parents spontaneously pissed themselves laughing

[Martin]

Drinking cider on street corners and stealing cars ;)

[TIDGE]

i remember one of my mums freinds said that crisps are bad for you so i said "i dont like you" she laughed i cried

[Philsutton]

I remember some kid on my table thinking it would be really cool idea to sharpen his new pencil and stand it up right on another kids chair with the sharp end upwards of course. The other kid came an sat down very hard, he then need an operation to remove it out of his rectum.

I thought it was the funniest thing ever

[Jim Mcrae]

I had a wheel fall off the bike incident. I was with my mate years and years ago must have been 10 or 11, still mates now, and we where pleting it on a couple of old push bikes, he lent me a knackerd one that was in his garage, probably hadnt seen daylight for 5 years anyway, we we going dont this rocky dirt track and the wheel came off, i got smashed up quite bad, still have a few scars. Remember going to visit my another mate who lived near by, blood pising out of me, for his poor old mum bless her, to pour chemicals on the wounds, Ouch.

[Alex.]

My mummy telling my boggies were brains, lol. Stopped me from ever picking my nose!

[twistysnovagte]

good times building big big swings on the train bridge(around 30 ft high) that crosses the local dam(carr mill dam)get up on the bridge walk backwards until the rope was tight,then off the side you go(what a rush lol)and let go once over the dam awsome:D also building tandams in my mates dads garage:cool:
bad bits,seeing my mate as he misread a jump on his fieldbike landing on the face of the other ramp which put him unconcious instant,only to die in the ambulance twice,and live to tell the tale his injuries go on and walks with a stick(aged 27)a few other bad memories like setting fire to my nans bushes in the back yard with the stove matches then running in after seeing it grow bigger and bigger i pretended i was asleep on the sofa and some other kids got the rap instead:D i could go on and on:thumb:

[craig green]

Me & a mate used to build dens on the building site near where I lived. He found a bucket of paint, I asked what colour it was, he threw it at me & thus I was coated in White Gloss!

Ahh memories. I've got such a good memory for stuff like that, I usually know what year I did things etc.

[mowgli]

my brother & I bought a Raleigh Chopper for £20 with 5 gears, fitted a 27" racer's front forks & a 20" grifter front wheel. we could do a 2 mile wheelie on it. it was excellent at the old door ramp jump, until my brother upset me & I sort of left the front wheel undone a bit. he did the jump & it shot out....he landed on the back wheel & ended up in a hedge, he hit me a lot for that

[twistysnovagte]

i have to say this because its one of those silly little instances that sticks with you,we were over the local canal building tree houses,one lad had a pellet gun, i always remember this one young lad ste said he was off to get his tea, the shaun loaded the gun aimed and shot ste up the ar$e(i mean literalylol)he jumped a mile high and screamed (i know its naughty)we all shouted he should of gone the other way round due to the wasps nest in the overgrow, we did find out later that the pellet actualy lodged in his brown eye,and he took the rap for it hisself saying he was messing about with it in his bedroom,what a lad STEVEN FARENT.

[Dar]

My dad jumping back out of the car milliseconds after he dropped in (Had to swing in to the drivers seat via the rollcage) and landed on his lock knife (used for peeling oranges). The knife was stuck in his **** and he really did have trouble driving the car home.

My mum just laughed at him and then told all the neighbours.

One of the worst was the beating I got after I removed my brother from our swing by proping a scaffold pole against the wall and then bringing it in line with his back so that it hit him off when he swang back.

[Mike]

I stabbed my sister in the face with a dinner fork when i was about 5.

[large_steve182]

putting stones in my dads steelies.
setting up a tent in my back garden and then getting scared and coming running in to the house at about 1.
touching the hot part of the iron
throwing stones at trains as they went by.

[Smurf-Xx]

One pe lesson we was heading back to the changing rooms, I thought i'd be clever and jump the hurdles backwards.

I did a few quite well then I go for the last one and somehow managed to snap the hurdle in half and cut my leg badly! Got a mate to help me hide it in the equiptment shed lol

[large_steve182]

a kid tried that in my year. he learnt his lesson with a broken leg though. dont think he realised hurdles dont fall over backwards.

[BIGS]

hmm think i can put the worst and funny memory in one here.

I went out riding on my bike with a few mates before i had to go to a get together with the family as it was my dad's birthday. but my brakes didnt work as i was coming out of the backlane into the road i got ran over by a car. but because it was going quite fast i got hit up into the air towards a pebble dash wall then as i hit the ground my bike landed ontop of me aswell lol. yes four hits to the head within seconds :eek:. but i didnt know as i was out cold for around 30mins or so im told. and my mate ran up to tell my mum what happend and said ( Dan been hit by a car, dont know if he is dead yet as he isnt moving ) lol cheers mate for that so after the ambulance came and got me i spent all my dads birthday in the hospital getting tests done on me :cry:

All in all a good day pmsl lol

[Lynsey]

My dad once kidnapped my siser, two brothers and myslef and locked us in a hotel room. He was a cnut lol
Hospital memories, millions of them- I think I've had well more than my fair share of NHS funds he he he :D

I won't even start to explain the stuff I did once I got into my teens. High school memories always put a smile on my face. I was such a cheeky bugger, if the 'now me' met the 'then me', the 'then me' would have been well and truly floored lol I was always a lovable rogue though, honest!



EDIT- I remember in primary school, we used to have to sit crossed legged in assembly. When we were the youngest ones we'd sit at the front, all the little girls used to lean out to touch the teachers patent court shoes as she walked past lol
AND we used to have to sing "from the tiny ant, from the tiny ant, to the elephant, to the elephant, from the snake to the kangaroo...."

[Mike]

"from the tiny ant, from the tiny ant, to the elephant, to the elephant, from the snake to the kangaroo...."

Fcuk aye that brings back memorys!!!!!

[Andy]

Wow lmao that is some years ago!!!

[mowgli]

when I was 10, I did cycling proficiency, & I was allowed to bike the 2 1/2 miles to school. one day, after the lesson, I was riding home, & went down the gated lane towards my village, it had been raining & as I got near the first gate, there was a huge puddle, I hit the water & couldn't stop, smashed the gate doin' 98, hit my knackers on the handlebar stem, bent my front wheel like a pringle & had to limp home the remaining 2 miles carrying what was left of my bike. Oh, and it started to rain again......

[Andy]

Aww banging ya knackers on bikes.... i think its a biological phenomenon how ive manged to make children lol lol The times ive had belly ache and literally hoyed up from that:(:cry:

[paddy138]

think it was when i was about five or six i was tring to puyll a sicky and the teacher wouldnt let me go home so when she was walking past my desk i tripped her up,

[ade]

pmsl at this thread - my biggest school memory - I can still remember going to primary school for the 1st time and being dead upset - then got playing with a few people and loved it. My 1st love - Karen Duxbury - aged 7 to 10 till her parents snatched her off to Canada - I thought it was my fault!
Primary school (aged 7) - me and a mate playing in the sand pit that backed on to the side of some house - picking up the buried cat poo and throwing it over the fence into the upstairs bathroom window! then the wifey coming out and screaming at us - got banned from playground for a month!

Primary school - making daisy chains with the girls - then playing kiss chase...

Painful memories - a few - me mum getting uber angry for me flicking a lacky band in me sisters face (hit her eye) - she made a big deal of it - mum went mental and after I'd locked myself in the bathroom and she'd kicked the door in to get at me - took a wooden spoon to the back of me legs - couldnt walk for hours!
Racing a mate on me raleigh boxer and colliding with him - coming off and removing most of the skin from the left side of my shoulder and side - absolute agony!

Musical memories - I remembers stuff based on music - eg - losing my 1st Rubiks cube somewhere in blackpool tower - Aneka's Japanese Boy was in the charts at the time (I think it's Aneka?). tears for Fears - Mad World - reminds me of me n me mates building an absolutely massive bonfire down our local park and setting fire to half the playing field!

I've actually decided I'm going to go round all the old places I used to hang out or have fold memories of and take photo's then compile a small personal book - write down memories and add favourite songs, games we used to play etc...for when any kids I have can see what Dad used to do...

[walshc]

My earlyist memory was from 6 year old, was when my dad used to give us beatings with his body builing belt daily, he hit my mum and knocked her out.
She came around and he tried making it all up to us with glasses of milk
But i just sat there still in the corner thinking what are we gonna do if this carries on.
That went on for months and months, when ever it was my turn i just stared into the poor guys eyes, he must of known it wasnt working, well what ever his was trying to acheive.

He didnt come home that day, but then got a call the next moring off the police saying theve found a body :D

A couple hours later and another call came, followed by lots of tears and hugs (not from me), and "family i hadnt even seen before nor will again"


Oh and i remember playing with my toy cars on those bench`s they have at church`s

*edit* for shocking spelling lmao

[Smurf-Xx]

flicking a lacky band in me sisters face (hit her eye) - she made a big deal of it - mum went mental and after I'd locked myself in the bathroom and she'd kicked the door in to get at me - took a wooden spoon to the back of me legs - couldnt walk for hours!

I flicked a lacky band in this lads face during the time he was off stage at a primary school christmas play. He was the main character and they had to wait for what seemed like hours till he could see out of his eye again to finish the show. God I was in the shxt!

And Lynz I had actually forgot about that tiny ant song lol !!

[Dod]

At 9 I got angry with my Dad and drove his Manta GTE along a stone wall in a fit of rage. He laughed and made me fit the bumper and wing.

First wound that needed medical attention (not that I bothered because I was so scared) was when i was thrown through a windscreen in an old Nissan Bluebird at the local forrestry when we were 14 and ****ing about. The side of my head is all scarred and balded

[Dod]

think it was when i was about five or six i was tring to puyll a sicky and the teacher wouldnt let me go home so when she was walking past my desk i tripped her up,

Fantastic!!!

I once knocked a teacher over and he split his head on the door stopper.

Another teacher threw a bit of chalk at me as I was sleeping in class when drunk so i threw it back so hard it hit the wall about 6" away from him and turned to dust.

I also told another teacher to "go te **** out of my face" in front of the Principal of my secondary school which was run by Priests and very very strict. For that one I didnt get into any trouble whatsoever, in fact I was given sympathy as it was seen that the teacher was picking on me.

[Martin]

Walshc you killed youre dad?

tbh i wish id killed mine a few times. used to beat my mom up until i was like 7/8 id been doing kickboxin for about 2years, came ome to find him trying to push her out the bedroom window.. i ran into the house and up the stairs did the best EVAR round house kick to his back(which was ****ed) and then another to his knee he dropped like a sack of shti and i punch him that hard i broke my little wrist, he hasnt hit or shouted at her since lol

and he walks with a stick lol has a major knee problem docs said it was caused by a tramour to the knee cap in the past(that was mee haha) oh well shouldnt hit a woman, spesh my mum

[walshc]

I wish lol
The bellend did himself :roll: