I'm goona be on TELLY! Well might be...

[Nova1.6]

Hi Neil
I'm hoping you might be able to help us out here. I'm looking into producing
a programme on cruising in Yorkshire and the problems faced when innocent
meets become hijacked by those who cause problems and give you lot a bad
name.

I'd be very interested to talk to you about your meets - totally off the
record if you like - you don't even have to give me your name. I understand
that you'll probably be a bit sceptical about all this - but I can assure
you no-one will get into trouble after talking to us. We're actually looking
to do a piece about people like yourselves, rather than just always talking
to the whinging older generation aiming to spoil the fun of an otherwise
innocent activity.

Anyway - it's up to you, but I look forward to hearing from you. Please do
either send me an email (m********@bbc.co.uk) with some way of
contacting you - or give me a call on my mobile - 077** ****** - and we can
have a chat. You never know - we could make you a star!

Many thanks.

Matt Richards
Broadcast Journalist
BBC North

[Cara]

Hi Neil
I'm hoping you might be able to help us out here. I'm looking into producing
a programme on cruising in Yorkshire and the problems faced when innocent
meets become hijacked by those who cause problems and give you lot a bad
name.

I'd be very interested to talk to you about your meets - totally off the
record if you like - you don't even have to give me your name.

hmmm bit dodgy he said you dont have 2 give him your name when he already knows it :roll:

[Nova1.6]

i thought exactly the same thing cara, well im not going to do anything about it, not worth the hassle.
neil

[wisewood]

lmfao - he means he can remain anonymous and not be named on the show...

Neil - you should do it mate...
however, you should also find out how he knows who you are...

[Nova1.6]

he prob got it from when i was on wackaday, lol. my sister won a compertion with timmy mallet and went to a zoo with him, how strange!
He went on Yorkshirecruise.co.uk and emailed a few people from there i found out so it's not just me, but i have heard that they turn it around and make us out to be bad, coz they can twist what we say.
neil

[wisewood]

phone him and tell him if he changes what you say so it looks bad on you - you will have soemone hunt him down and butcher him.

[Nova1.6]

lol, wouldn't cost me about 5k would it, lol.

[wisewood]

it all depends on how you want it done...

?500 = knife
?900 = shooting
?1200 = torture & disposal
?5000 would get your a considerable package... call for details...

So i heard... err ... nothing to do with me.

[Nova1.6]

oooh the torture one sounds nice, can i book myself in for that?

[Tilly]

sheep dip blanks the guys name m****** then write it at the bottom whats the point in that......................lol[/quote]

[wisewood]

yes mate - thats 500 quid.
only 1200 if you want your body disposed of afterwards... err... i mean.. so it says here on this hitman price guide...

[Nova1.6]

HAHAHA opps, cheers Tilly for pointing that out!
ok andy, illhave money soon, or can i pay u in other ways? :wink:

[wisewood]

lol - you could give me your car...

[Nova1.6]

tell u what, u give me ur seats and ill give u my car....no hang on, that wont work will it......how will i pick them up....lol.
neil

[GR]

If you choose to do it, just be very careful, can't be careful enough with TV people, they're as slippery as you like.
Remember, they're lawsuits are probably 5x as big as yours, so they could get outta anything if they tried to twist your words etc etc.

[Nova1.6]

dont think i will, more hassle then it's worth.

[Mr_Moo]

ra ra ur sis was on tv etc.....and he knows ur name is Neil..

HOW DOES HE KNOW UR INTO CRUISING/CRUISES????

[Nova1.6]

coz im on the website www.yorkshirecruise.co.uk, its same setup as this, he emailed a few ppl off that. and my username is Novaneil.

[?Marty?]

Speaking of contract killings, has anyone played on Hit Man 2? I was bored the other day so bought myself a copy for my X-Box (which i bought when i was bored last time, and never got round to playing on it :lol: ). It's brilliant! Also available for PS2 and PC.