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Nova1.6
10-10-02, 03:46 PM
Why is a mans wee yellow and his cum white?

So he knows wether he's coming or going.
wisewood
10-10-02, 03:51 PM
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**tumble weed blows past... the room falls silent**
:D
Nova1.6
10-10-02, 04:04 PM
cheeky cnut
Tilly
10-10-02, 07:14 PM
Thats v.good 1
wisewood
10-10-02, 07:18 PM
it is only good if you cum is not yellow like mine :(
mowgli
10-10-02, 09:51 PM
I once went out with a girl who always wore C&A Knickers, she thought it meant which way round to put them on.


wacka wacka wacka wacka
Phil_G
10-10-02, 10:07 PM
lol @ mowgli
Nova1.6
11-10-02, 10:21 AM
HAHAHA :lol:
Nova-Flair
11-10-02, 04:06 PM
a bloke decides he is goin on a fishing trip.
he goes home and declares to his wife "u can either come with me this weekend or u can give me a blow job"
the wife, hating fishing trips decides to reluctantly give him a blow job, soon after starting she stops and says "honey im sorry but your nob tastes like shit"
to which the bloke replies "yeah i know the dog didnt want to go either" :wink:
Nova1.6
11-10-02, 04:22 PM
thats wicked that one is! novaflair, when u resitting ur test?
Nova-Flair
11-10-02, 04:58 PM
18th november. hopefully i will pass this time :D bloody awful when u fail tho.
Alex
11-10-02, 09:34 PM
bloody expensive these days i hear too :(
Nova-Flair
12-10-02, 12:59 AM
?38 for a test and i booked a double lesson which cost me an extra ?26 so it seems like a bit of a waste when u fail. worth it if u pass tho
Nova1.6
12-10-02, 10:37 AM
wen i had my test i didnt book a lessno b4 it, coz if u go driving before the test and something shits u up, like u nearly crash then ull be all jutery b4 the test, so i just drove to the test cetnre and then took it, passed with summit like 7 minors.
ull do fine next time, now u know what ur doing.
what manovers did u do?
Nova-Flair
12-10-02, 03:44 PM
did a hillstart, an emergency stop, a parallel park and a 3-point turn. 2 of those manouvres were after the level crossing which i failed my test on. dunno why he didnt just stop the test there and put me out of my misery.
Nova-Flair
12-10-02, 03:50 PM
did a hillstart, an emergency stop, a parallel park and a 3-point turn. 2 of those manouvres were after the level crossing which i failed my test on. dunno why he didnt just stop the test there and put me out of my misery.