Png models...

[Smurf-Xx]

I think all the girls on png should do a modelling shoot together with our cars and png clothing?! What do you think?

[Tilly]

Haha i dont have a nova though, suppose i could use the vx zafira LMFAO sexyyyyyy

[Smurf-Xx]

Well yeah, us and our cars?... Just think it would be good. And could advertise for png...

[General Baxter]

only if there boobies involed :p

[Tilly]

they wouldnt have any of it, too much of a manly site. and half of the guys on here are up there own ****s it would never be good enough (girls wouldnt be nice enough etc)

[Spudly]

I second what he said lol

[FUSION X16XE]

only if there boobies involed :p
x2:thumb:

edit: not man boobs!

[General Baxter]

ill show you my boobies if you show me yours, lol

[Spudly]

Err no thanks bud nut nice of you to offer, its the thought and all that lol but this should be rach`s job as she started this idea off lol

[Smurf-Xx]

NO BOOBIES INVOLVED....!

what kind of advertising would that be?! lol

Well depends how many girls would do it....

[General Baxter]

my moobs are massive :p

how come everything on this site turns perverted lol

[Tilly]

cause your MEN

[Smurf-Xx]

they wouldnt have any of it, too much of a manly site. and half of the guys on here are up there own ****s it would never be good enough (girls wouldnt be nice enough etc)

but WE are part of it and should get involved.!!

[Spudly]

my moobs are massive :p

how come i turn everything on this site perverted lol


I really dont know lol

[Welsh Dan]

If Baxter gets his moobs out I'll match them with mine.

[General Baxter]

but WE are part of it and should get involved.!!

yes you should, the communal bed is that way, it might be a little sticky and dirty, but rexy and stu have been in it lol

[Spudly]

See ya laters then im bailing haha!



Edit... Lmfao @ Baxter thats just wrong man..............

[Smurf-Xx]

Now come on... Would you guys like to have the girls do a bit of dressed/half dressed modelling on behalf of png?!

[General Baxter]

Need more money to sort my car out...

fancy sorting that out too lol :thumb:

[Spudly]

Now come on... Would you guys like to have the girls do a bit of dressed/half dressed modelling on behalf of png?!



Gets my vote! :thumb:

[Lee]

fancy sorting that out too lol :thumb:

Its a good job that doesnt scream desperation isn't it lol

[General Baxter]

Its a good job that doesnt scream desperation isn't it lol


if i had money it would lol

[Cormac]

Young Jackie can be our irish rep for this!!! lol

[Lee]

I shall see if I can source some PNG nipple tassles :)

[General Baxter]

thats the spirit lol

[Lee]

thats the spirit lol

Not for you, i'm not blowing this years budget!!

[General Baxter]

pie lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/danga/pv0031.jpg

and you can class this as female too if you want lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/danga/pv0037.jpg

[Lee]

If I was a perve, I would find that picture mildly arousing....




........ back in a minute!

[Tilly]

sicko ,,,

[C14se]

lol

[wisewood]

Tilly surely the GTO would be better than the zafira?? lol not that you wouldnt look good draped over the zafira, obviously, just for the car fans the GTO would be favoured.

[Tilly]

cause its wide it would be taken on wide angle which would then make me look wide, oh yeah i am already. umm prob something to do with car getting the more attention thing

[wisewood]

never thought of you as an attention seeker though tilly.

[Stuart]

Wanna drape yourself over the VX instead? I might even get a camera out too lol

[Lee]

That would result in a cracked clam surely? And the car probably wouldnt fare well either :)

[Stuart]

I'll polish the clam to prevent cracks

[Tilly]

That would result in a cracked clam surely? And the car probably wouldnt fare well either :)

referring to me cracking the cam??


haha stu maybe ;)

[Tilly]

mis-read sorry lee

[Lee]

referring to me cracking the cam??


haha stu maybe ;)

No, there was no typo. The fiberglass shell on a VX is referred to as a 'Clamshell'. lol

[Tilly]

maybe not then stuart

[Stuart]

ahhhh go-on :D I'm sure you will enjoy the polishing... I use my tounge

[Tilly]

umm ok then its a deal

[hendrix]

lol fpmsl at this thread.
Guess I'm gonna have to get the missus nova out of storage then :thumb:
She used to be on novaload so I guess she qualifies...now to ask her

[Smurf-Xx]

She used to be on novaload so I guess she qualifies...
Get her on png and she will! We need all the girls to write on here who would be up for some sort of photoshoot...

[wisewood]

I use my tounge

is that at all like a tongue, or is the spelling being similar just a coincidence?

[belly257]

lol lol lol

[hendrix]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/235500/235941FkNJ_w.jpg

[craig green]

I say lets see some taster pics & we'll vote from there - if its worth persuing.

[hendrix]

I agree Craig

[Smurf-Xx]

I say lets see some taster pics & we'll vote from there - if its worth persuing.

cheeky

[wisewood]

seems to only be me who actually thinks this is a bit of a tasteless idea lol

[TIDGE]

seems to only be me who actually thinks this is a bit of a tasteless idea lol
yep it seems to be only you:gay:lol

[wisewood]

Personally i dont think something like this is worthy of having the PNG logo attached. A straight nova calendar, yes, but not one with female members draped all over them.

[burgo]

i was just thinking last night about praps sorting next years calender. we could have april reserved for the moobs as a kinda april fools

[wisewood]

LMFAO

now, if it was done with a comedy edge to it, that would be ok.

[L14MNP]

lol at the whole thread

[craig green]

cheeky

Where? I havent seen you getting them out yet. [cheeks in hot pants]

[wisewood]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Lauren]

Count me out. I'm not posting any more pics of myself!

[wisewood]

lol lol lol well i did warn you when you posted the last one didnt i!!

[joeSRI]

where is the last pic? i didn't see it?

[Lauren]

Well, it's not really advertising for png or novas is it? It's advertising png girls!

edit: you will also just get loads of idiots signing up on here in the hope of seeing some assets!

[brainsnova]

lets keep it clean

[mayhem]

lets make a porn calender, with a nova somewhere in the background lol

[Andy]

lets make a porn calender, with a nova somewhere in the background lol
Lmao lol lol In all seriousness a calender with the best cars on would be good.
But theres nowt wrong with a bit of 18+section pics either for viewing to club members lol

[Andy]

Where dya get them from? ive never seen one/seen one advertised

[~~joycey~~]

I think you should go for it! a girlie draped across a nova? wot could be better than that! :)

[NASTYNOVA]

you really want my nova innit?? lol

[Tilly]

Personally i dont think something like this is worthy of having the PNG logo attached. A straight nova calendar, yes, but not one with female members draped all over them.

I couldnt agree more im far to superior than to drape on a nova LOL ;)

[Smurf-Xx]

F*ck it then! Was only idea...
Thought it'd be a laugh!

[Jack]

If Baxter gets his moobs out I'll match them with mine.
Me too. Get stu on board and the universe would implode with the moob overload lol


Tilly surely the GTO would be better than the zafira?? lol not that you wouldnt look good draped over the zafira, obviously, just for the car fans the GTO would be favoured.
I'd rather see women on a GTO than a Nova tbh lol


seems to only be me who actually thinks this is a bit of a tasteless idea lol
No lol


how strange, not sure now as i've just searched and it came back with nothing...

i have two tho, with 4 members cars per month, right across the year :thumb:
Yup, there was one done before. I can remember someone (Lee? Jim? Ste?) asking for pic submissions...

This thread was done not so long ago by another certain member, and it fell flat on its face. General consensus is that you would indeed just get a bunch of pre-pubescent teens joining in the hope to see some tits, and the females on here would be hassled even more than they already do. And doesn't really reflect professionally on the club, VBOA certainly wouldn't like it. If you want girls flapping their... bits all over your car, go to a show.

Awaits "boring old fart" comments lol

[Welsh Dan]

You're a boring old fart RJ and your moobs are tiny.

[Mike]

and your moobs are tiny.

Now that is lies! lol lol

[Welsh Dan]

It depends on your vantage point, you're a thin guy... :p

[Mike]

It depends on your vantage point, you're a thin guy... :p

I am indeed, i still manage double A cups a treat though lol lol

[Welsh Dan]

Real moobs, not for the faint of heart. (http://www.xen0phobiak.f2s.com/novaload/moobs.jpg)

I'll regret this in time to come.

[Jack]

:eek:

[Rickyb]

now there man boobs lol i think png models would be good :thumb:

[Smurf-Xx]

From the start I didnt mean get pervy glamour pics.

You lot just are... well... whats the word?

Anyway just wanted the ladys on png to do something for the club! :D

[Andy]

You could edit that post into summat hilarious.......

[Jack]

You lot just are... well... whats the word?
Peverse?

[large_steve182]

handsome?

[Andy]

lol interested?? lol lol lol

[Ben]

I think all the girls on png should do a modelling shoot together with our cars and png clothing?! What do you think?

Have you seen half the girls on this site, wouldnt help bring members in to the club thats for sure!

[Lee]

Have you seen half the girls on this site, wouldnt help bring members in to the club thats for sure!

I know its difficult to take Stuart on face value, but he is infact a man, despite his epic juggs.

[Lauren]

Have you seen half the girls on this site, wouldnt help bring members in to the club thats for sure!

I'm assuming after making a comment like that you would give Brad Pitt a run for his money then?

[Ben]

I'm assuming after making a comment like that you would give Brad Pitt a run for his money then?

Im not much of a runner so certainly wouldnt do it for money.

Im not offering to take photos of myself to sale a brand, i could for fertilizer but thats about it.

[Tilly]

***cough*** Umm hello

[Lauren]

Im not much of a runner so certainly wouldnt do it for money.

Im not offering to take photos of myself to sale a brand, i could for fertilizer but thats about it.

So what you mean is, you're no great looker either so therefore had no right to say some of the girls on here are ugly? lol

[Tilly]

lauren, thats ben all over rise above it hun.


I did warn thata lot of guys speak there mind behind a comp a lot are chicken **** when it comes to meeting them at meets.

[Ben]

Yeah i will say whatever i like, if you look like a bushpig you should be told, no point getting false hopes that someday somebloke might actually screw you cause you look good and not just cause hes drunk.

Im not vain enough to say wether im good or bad looking, i do alright for myself and thats all i go by. The fertilizer comment is due to size, so the chances of you being clever and good looking and spending your life on here are zero so your either fit and dumb or the aforementioned bushpig.

[large_steve182]

lauren, thats ben all over rise above it hun.


I did warn thata lot of guys speak there mind behind a cop a lot are chicken **** when it comes to meeting them at meets.

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/orly_forum_pics_11.jpg

[Lauren]

Yeah i will say whatever i like, if you look like a bushpig you should be told, no point getting false hopes that someday somebloke might actually screw you cause you look good and not just cause hes drunk.

Im not vain enough to say wether im good or bad looking, i do alright for myself and thats all i go by. The fertilizer comment is due to size, so the chances of you being clever and good looking and spending your life on here are zero so your either fit and dumb or the aforementioned bushpig.

Oh. My. God. In that one post, I think you have topped my list of arrogant, sexist, and stupid men. Well done!

[Ben]

Now get back in the kitchen and do the washing up splitass

[Lee]

Can you continue this blatant flirting in PM please. The sexual tension is killing me!

[Ben]

If thats your flirting Lee we got different styles i can assure you of that!

[Lee]

I assure you my tongue was firmly in my cheek.

[Alex.]

So this post has turned into a male vs. female thing already! Excellent!

I think the blokes should get the moobs out!

To be honest, the whole idea is a bit chav. And you don't want to give the girls driving novas any more of a chav image then they already have.

[Dar]

So this post has turned into a male vs. female thing already! Excellent!

Cool let's settle it with a wrestle. I will bring the baby oil:thumb:

[Alex.]

Me and you first then Dar. If you're up for the challenge!!lol

[Tilly]

To be honest, the whole idea is a bit chav. And you don't want to give the girls driving novas any more of a chav image then they already have.

id just like to say for the record i was never in the least a little bit chav in my nova, so dont brand us all

[Dar]

Me and you first then Dar. If you're up for the challenge!!lol

Damn right! woohoo! I usually have to pay for a wrestle (Don't get any ideas, your now committed).

[Welsh Dan]

Cool let's settle it with a wrestle. I will bring the baby oil:thumb:

Real men wrestle in baked beans.

[Alex.]

id just like to say for the record i was never in the least a little bit chav in my nova, so dont brand us all

Oh no I'm not!! I'm just saying that people may see some nova girl drivers as chavs. I know the majority round here think that and unfortunatley they are round here! Or old ladies.lol

[Alex.]

Damn right! woohoo! I usually have to pay for a wrestle (Don't get any ideas, your now committed).
Bring it bitch. lol

[Sturge]

If the WI can do a naked calendar with class I don't see why we couldnt manage one with the girls in it and do it well, be it tongue in cheek or just generally classily done. A calendar with girls in doesn't have to be cheap, chavvy or smutty. Does however show the site's not all pre pubescent school boys that crack one off over a novadose bumper

[Welsh Dan]

The problem is that most of us have the mental age of a pre pubescent school boy.

[Jack]

I'd do Ben. He's hot.

[NASTYNOVA]

Have you seen half the girls on this site, wouldnt help bring members in to the club thats for sure!

wtf?? where you lookin?? saw pics of rach, alex and now tilly, there fit as fook!! if i saw a poster advertising the site with them on, id kick the **** outta the next chav and take his nova, just to join the site!!

just my opinion!!

BTW, my man boobs beat the lot of ya!! :thumb:

[Jack]

3 girls does not half the female membership make :p

And to be fair, whenever I post pics of Alex, her boobs are usually all over the place lol

[meritlover]

this thread is lame and pointless, please lock.

[NASTYNOVA]

3 girls does not half the female membership make :p

And to be fair, whenever I post pics of Alex, her boobs are usually all over the place lol
i only seen 4 lasses postin!! if you look through the members the majority of em arnt used anyway!!

[large_steve182]

Now get back in the kitchen and do the washing up splitass

how come you can get away with it
i said something like that once. lauren doesnt like me very much now

[Riggy]

So this post has turned into a male vs. female thing already! Excellent!

I think the blokes should get the moobs out!

To be honest, the whole idea is a bit chav. And you don't want to give the girls driving novas any more of a chav image then they already have.


lol there was talk of a male callender a few years ago , so me sean an ste all posed naked with various nova parts lol , the thread got locked for gay porn lol

[brainsnova]

how come you can get away with it
i said something like that once. lauren doesnt like me very much now

buy her chocolates and flowers and say sorry :cool:

[burgo]

lol there was talk of a male callender a few years ago , so me sean an ste all posed naked with various nova parts lol , the thread got locked for gay porn lollmfao, i remember that

[ade]

lol

this is class - a calendar with just a moob and a Nova - the object is to guess the owner of the moob and the owner of the Nova - they may not be the same!

On a different note - my wife thinks I have one moob bigger than the other? Whats that about?!?

Seriously though - might be worth taking pics of Novas and their owners at the shows and having a section so "club members" can get to know who owns what. Sort of a profile similar to the features section but more indepth for the club members...

[Smurf-Xx]

Im sure 4 girls could make an interesting calender...

And just for the record I'm not a chav!

[BIGS]

Im sure 4 girls could make an interesting calender...

And just for the record I'm not a chav!

No your a girl so chavette lol:p

[burgo]

Im sure 4 girls could make an interesting calender...

And just for the record I'm not a chav!in your opinion lol

[Smurf-Xx]

piss off! lol

I dont wear a tracksuit, big gold earings, have 8+ kids and say innit!!

[large_steve182]

do you ever craze jewellery from argos?
find burger king rather posh compared to macdonalds?
or find this guy "pure fit"
http://uk.geocities.com/allchavsshoulddie/chav.jpg
http://http://uk.geocities.com/allchavsshoulddie/chav.jpg

[Smurf-Xx]

1 word: NO

[BIGS]

your a hard one to please then :p

[Lauren]

how come you can get away with it
i said something like that once. lauren doesnt like me very much now

Actually Steve, you're not that bad, and he hasn't got away with it, I think he's more of a d*ck than I ever thought you were lol

[Lauren]

do you ever craze jewellery from argos?
find burger king rather posh compared to macdonalds?
or find this guy "pure fit"
http://uk.geocities.com/allchavsshoulddie/chav.jpg
http://http://uk.geocities.com/allchavsshoulddie/chav.jpg

OMG! What a catch! I missed out there! lol

[Alex.]

Rep for you NastyNova! :D

To be honest, if I haven't got my boobs out it's pretty hard to disguise the fact that they're there! So that's why they always appear "out". lol

I'm still up for a moob calander:thumb:

[wisewood]

this thread has just descended into absolute anarchy overnight.

[Tilly]

its brilliant and entertaining reading

[wisewood]

I actually think it makes the site look like it's full of people who can't make an effort to get on with their fellow members.

[Smurf-Xx]

why because we're having a joke and a laugh?

who would actually buy a moob calender?

It would make me feel sick having that in my room!!

[wisewood]

Obviously you havent been around the site long enough to realise that some of the comments from some people in this thread arent a joke. But you'll learn.

Merry Christmas all.

[hendrix]

I actually think it makes the site look like it's full of people who can't make an effort to get on with their fellow members.
Agreed :thumb:

[Tilly]

silence you

[hendrix]

sorry miss T lol

[Tilly]

lol lol now thats whati like to hear

[wisewood]

Tilly, have you got 8 inch heels on and a big whip in your hand?

[Tilly]

it could be arranged

[Lauren]

pics please lol

[hendrix]

as above lol

[Tilly]

i cant take a picture of myself sorry well not if i meant to have a whip in my hand etc
also heels there are a variety knee high,thigh high, porn shoes just depends on preferences LOL

[BIGS]

come on were blokes we dont care we just like to see some heels lol

[Tilly]

its odd though my hubby loves me in them but i have to refuse to wear them just to go shopping in there not the most comfy of things

[hendrix]

I love pron shoes, hence why the missus has some lol
Haven't convinced her on thigh highs yet tho :(

[Lauren]

knee high boots always look good, especially with a whip ;)

[hendrix]

mmm lol

[Tilly]

stu is the only one who i get my whip out too

[wisewood]

hendrix just buy her some and i am sure she will give them a try.

Tilly, well, yeah, Stu is a VERY naughty boy.

[Tilly]

a few lads on here need the whip

[wisewood]

not me.

[Lauren]

You especially

[wisewood]

*consults the big book of wisewood*

Nope. Page 1973, paragraph 2. I win.

[Tilly]

nah you wouldnt get anything

[wisewood]

Not even a little flick on the ear?? lol

[mayhem]

So this post has turned into a male vs. female thing already! Excellent!

I think the blokes should get the moobs out!


no problem.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/mayhem22/warm060.jpg
(i'm not crazy.. the docter dropped me as a kidlol )

[NovaLad]

(i'm not crazy.. the docter dropped me as a kidlol )

I feel your pain.

[peester]

tilly ur proper on one lately! miss fleur...
restecpa

[mayhem]

I feel your pain.

and it's a.. *boem*.. ehrm... it's a boy:D

[Ben]

this thread has just descended into absolute anarchy overnight.

Nowt to do with me either for once,

I blame the slugs!

[wisewood]

I'll put some slug pellets down before i go tonight then. Best to be safe. Dont want them getting hold of my cabbages.

[Tilly]

theyre immune to it, well they are in brid

[ste porter]

lol it was nice of my missus to only just tell me about this tread that she started thats turned into chaos as usual already
and for the record rach wont be getting them out for png sorry lads

[large_steve182]

spoil sport

[belly257]

lmao at this threadlol

[wisewood]

lol it was nice of my missus to only just tell me about this tread that she started thats turned into chaos as usual already
and for the record rach wont be getting them out for png sorry lads

I love that subtle way you warn off all the chavs by slipping into conversation that she is your missus :thumb: Bravo sir. Well done.

[Matt2107]

I couldnt agree more im far to superior than to drape on a nova LOL ;)

Now there's a better idea... draper... draped on a nova for every month but he must have a different type of alcholic beverage in his hand.

[wisewood]

No, he must have the exact same pint in his hand throughout. Reduced in colume by exactly 1 twelvth each month.

[Matt2107]

No, he must have the exact same pint in his hand throughout. Reduced in colume by exactly 1 twelvth each month.

Genius.... Draper would do it in his boxers if we bought the pint!

[NASTYNOVA]

Rep for you NastyNova! :D

To be honest, if I haven't got my boobs out it's pretty hard to disguise the fact that they're there! So that's why they always appear "out". lol

I'm still up for a moob calander:thumb:

WOOT!! love you!!