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OK peeps, weve seen posts about gcse's, ip dip dog sh1te, bogies and so on, whilst we are all regressing back to childhood riddle me this -
What was the worst thing you did as kid?
Whether you got caught or not.
And if you got caught what was the punishment!
Should be interesting...
(maximum 500 words!)
I flicked an elactic band at my sister and got her square in the eye. Blinded her for 2 weeks.
Mum went so mad she chased my round the house with a coat hanger :o
I locked meself in the bathroom - didnt stop her kicking the lock in to give me the worst hiding I have ever received across the back of the legs!
:x :cry:
Agony for days!
Not as bad as the arm grab swing you round raised hand manouver though - parents never seem to follow through though - the apprehansion of the impending slap was enuff to torment you into submission! Saw some mother threaten a kid with that move in Sainsburys the other day!
LOL!
Ade
:D
That sounds brutal mate !
I don't think i've ever really done anything that bad, even as a nipper. When i was about 11, i was on a family holiday in South of France. Being bored as fcuk one day, i decided to take my sister (of then about 4 years old) , up a what must of been about 60ft high steep hill. On our way back down (her legs all cut & bruised) , i was greeted with the biggest few back handers about four times round the heed by my dad.
Wouldn't do that again in a hurry.
I was avin a scrap with my little bro, and i went to hit him in the arm but he moved it an i caught him in the eye! Had a lovely shiner!
wisewood
08-10-02, 01:43 PM
my kid sister, who i was so protective over in my post a while abck which some of you will remember...
she was born when i was 5 - and i hated her... i was no longer the centre of attention, so when she was about 18 months old i got her by the throat and held her over the banister ant the top of the stars... mum saw me... grabbed her out of my head lock i had her in and put her in the bedroom and then came abck and gave me a darn stern talking to i can tell you.
wisewood
08-10-02, 01:59 PM
dont you be all :evil: with me...
it's not like i did it yesterday - it was 17 years ago...
this year i almost got a gun from my mates brother and went after the 50 year old bloke who indecently assaulted her... so don't look at me as though i am some woman beating prick. I resented her as a kid that's all.
Matt Finary
08-10-02, 03:21 PM
I remember it was my 12th birthday and my brother wouldn't get out of bed. so I grab a snooker cue and hit him as hard as I could across the back. bruised his back and cracked 2 ribs(sorry rich but you should have got up).
Matt :D
I remember it was my 12th birthday and my brother wouldn't get out of bed. so I grab a snooker cue and hit him as hard as I could across the back. bruised his back and cracked 2 ribs(sorry rich but you should have got up).
Matt :D
hahaha , YOU VICIOUS LITTLE GIT !! :D
Nova1.6
08-10-02, 04:29 PM
i got born
when i was about 9 this lad had nicked me bike n was playing on it. so i shoved a twig through the spokes n he went head first over the handle bars :lol:
No offence was meant by the :evil: thing WOODY
Nova1.6
09-10-02, 01:39 PM
wen i was bout 15 this lad got threatened at school by this lass, her stayed at home faking to be ill coz he was scared of her, she was a common ard nutta, neway,m i kept phoning him up everyday saying she's gonna get him and stiring shit making him shit himself more! one timed i phoned up and hummed that death tune, u know the one, deeer, deeer, de deeer, de, deer if u get me...
neil
wisewood
09-10-02, 01:50 PM
No problem Tilly - on reflection I may have over-reacted just a tad. :D
Sorry...
I totally understand why u did though your a male they over react to everything.
Cold = Flu
Flu = Dying
wisewood
09-10-02, 01:57 PM
So it's a war you want then is it... right... just you wait until i have thought of something to say in response - then i'll show you who's boss...
lol
RobIsGrt18
09-10-02, 02:51 PM
in year 9 i think it was me and a m8 did a illegal betting ring at school, betting on footie results at the weekend, we made up adverts and everything, was wicked.........Teachers werent best pleased tho lol!!
Then in yr 11, i got suspended (nearly expelled) for making a website bout all the teachers and how much everyone hated um, lol, and got fellow m8's to draw pics etc...and uploaded them to...well funny till we got busted!!
hehe ohh back in the day.......
Cant really think of ne thing atm...
But one does crop to mind wen i was a kiddie....
Me and sis always hated each other as kids, (*Shes 3 years 3 months older than me*)
and she ran into her room i got the nearly full size pool table (portable ones, but heavy as fuck) and leant it against her door 8)
I then left it 10mins and knocked on her door in a very mature way :lol:
She opened it and the table smacked her head, then nose, then *chest* (wot she had then i dont know), knees then shins!!!
I won the day!!!!
She looked *A MESS* and i got a spankin from my dad/mum :D
But i always used to put this tiny cushion down me Y-fronts (then) so didnt hurt as much at all! :D :D :D
i got a spankin from my dad/mum
I hope these are two seperate people or did you have a very confused childhood :)
Ive just had to ask my mum for help on this 1 and she says that ive neva done anything naughty..... perfect child see
And im still wearing a halo now for it :lol:
Nah joking dont think ive ever been bad
:lol: Y fronts
THAT WAS LONGGGGG TIME AGO!!!! :cry:
Going far back I had to wear Y fronts and a vest when i went to nursery/lower school.
wisewood
10-10-02, 10:36 AM
ive neva done anything naughty..... perfect child see
LMFAO!!!
Yeah right... :D
honest i havent.
like u would know lmao
wisewood
10-10-02, 01:09 PM
exactly - my point proven - as if i, or anyone else on here would know - you making yourself out to be little miss good girl, bet you were like satan as a kid really :D
your point hasnt been proven at all.Not gonna take over this post with ur sillyness
did no1 ever tell you girls are perfect :roll:
wisewood
10-10-02, 02:47 PM
yeah - but if girls are so perfect, and men are such bas***ds then why are all women not lesbains as perfection attracts perfection.
:D
thats not the case tho. Have u eva fancied a girl n thought she was 'perfect' but she was seein a ba$tard?? opposites attract :P
I believe youve just been told :lol:
Well done cara
wisewood
10-10-02, 07:16 PM
actually yeah - that sort of pi$$ed on my bonfire. :(
but like i said - perfection attracts perfection.
if she is perfect, she attracts you because you too are perfect :D
there is someone i quite like at the moment who is pretty much prefect for me really and she has clearly attracted me because i am perfect... :D see - my point proven... thankyou and goodnight.
:D
as if that is right.
whoever she is cant be perfect cause she wouldnt be attracted to u
lmao
is this the old post
"wisewood meets girl of his dream"
yeah but every1 has a different perception of perfect.
jon_boy
10-10-02, 07:39 PM
almost got arrested for "an act of terrorism". clacton beach two summers ago. me and sum mates were stayin right on the sea front in his holiday house. decided one drunken night to make a pipe bomb (dunno why) outta scaffold pole, sugar weedkiller, pager, spark fuse........ went half way down a secluded beach and done it. from bout 150 meters away felt the shockwave hit ur chest. big bang. every1 heard police called. much bollucking, fine, and done for arson and such forth. not good.
wisewood
11-10-02, 10:04 AM
whoever she is cant be perfect cause she wouldnt be attracted to u
lmao
is this the old post
"wisewood meets girl of his dream"
I didn't say she was perfect, i said she was perfect for me!
and i never said she was attracted to me either - i said she attracted me.
and no - this does not relate to the "wisewood meets girl of his dreams" post - this is someone new who has cought my eye - however, little time at works means i cannot give everyone a run down on the comings and goings of this one. :D
Nova1.6
11-10-02, 11:19 AM
who cares.
wisewood
11-10-02, 11:46 AM
who cares.
i think we shoudl change neil's member status to Novaload B*stard. lol
he just doesn't care - says it like it is. :D
Nova1.6
11-10-02, 12:33 PM
baaaaa humbug!
Nova-Flair
11-10-02, 05:21 PM
when i was 13 this lad was picking on me at school (had a gang of 'ard m8s but he was a little weed......u know the type). anyways one morning i seen him riding past on his bike so i got me trainers on ran outside, footed him off the bike and proceeded to give him a good kicking (did a lovely job on his face. blood everywhere!). next thing i know my dad comes out, drags me in the house and gave me the worst hiding ever! he didnt know what had been goin on till i told him l8r. neva had a scrap since. hate fighting but it was worth it cos he neva came near me again.
LOL @ THAT, just imagine it went the other way and all his mates came after you :D
so wisewood...whos this new lass then?
What ever happened to the girl on reception for the website you did?
She still seeing her bloke?
Nova-Flair
12-10-02, 06:06 PM
i thought they were going to but they just laffed at the lad i kicked in instead :lol: ................which was nice
ChronoCabal
30-10-02, 07:42 PM
A few years back, I had a guy picking on me, kept trying to punch me in the back when I wassn't looking, so one time, I got so fed up, I picked up a nearby stool and threw it at him in the back, as hard as I possibly could. The teacher must have trned a blind eye, as he didn't say anything (trust me, he would have seen it- evryone else did).
Anywho, thats about the only time I've really done anything like that, I'm usually quiet :roll:
He never got in my way again!
ChC
with ruks thats the prob most of us face with our mint cars tho! at 16 i didnt think twice bout gettin stuck in for the laff but now all that goes through my mind is when is my car gunna get kicked or keyed!? luckily my areas no hassle but u still wonder! :cry:
Hmmmmmmmmmm
I robbed a 20p loaf of bread from the local corner shop :lol:
i was the main story on crime watch for it :twisted:
(shit that was only last week :lol: )
matt gordon
12-11-02, 03:14 PM
My big sis was really p****n me off one day, gotta b about 10 years ago, she was teasin me for reason so I walked up to, stamped on her foot and broke her ankle, it was a plaster cast job for six weeks, she has never picked on me since
Nova1.6
14-11-02, 12:56 PM
i once got pissed off with this ex-mate(dont see him ne more plus he's a twat) we were playing on scaletrick, he trough my car back to me coz it spun off, i got pissed off and got his shoes and chucked em outa the front dorr followed by throwing him out.
wisewood
14-11-02, 01:01 PM
I think another way of saying that is - my mate did something daft when we were kids so I got mardy. :lol:
Nova1.6
14-11-02, 01:21 PM
LMAO, true true.
linzTDI
18-11-02, 04:24 PM
I totally understand why u did though your a male they over react to everything.
Cold = Flu
Flu = Dying
i totally agree i couldnt put it better myself
linzTDI
18-11-02, 04:24 PM
I totally understand why u did though your a male they over react to everything.
Cold = Flu
Flu = Dying
i totally agree i couldnt put it better myself
wisewood
18-11-02, 04:40 PM
so wisewood...whos this new lass then?
What ever happened to the girl on reception for the website you did?
She still seeing her bloke?
this new lass is just someone i met... really nice.
get on well, and she is lovely.
the other lass - dumped her boyfriend and moved in on her own now - but i aint interested anymore... found someone better :D
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